ABSOLUTE GALORE
iron fish
- Location
- Beacon, New York,
- Title
- Intern
- Company
- Not A Company Man, Inc
- Bio
- Every three or seven years I start over.
MY RECENT POSTS
- C. Jere
September 17, 2009 12:36PM - Monkey Wrench
September 16, 2009 06:13AM - Gorgeous Georges
September 15, 2009 11:45PM - Pack Mule
September 14, 2009 10:21PM - CRUNCH BERRIES
September 11, 2009 08:38AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Actually, Eddie C.
looked a heck of a lot like
David C., not
just the hair.
Thank…”
September 08, 2009 11:08PM - “Actually, I believe you
are right, I will see it. And
that's
what does worry
me.…”
September 03, 2009 08:03AM - “Thanks for reading. That
is truly a glorious
benefit!
Sunshine and
breeze.”
August 31, 2009 01:29PM - “Thanks, scanner. I do
feel sorry for kids today that
go
through an entire
childho…”
August 28, 2009 08:47AM - “Hello and how is the
shoe selection in Dublin? Not
sure how
you managed to make
y…”
August 25, 2009 01:07PM
Iron fish's Links
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C. Jere
Curtis Jere made lamps, mirrors, and table sculptures in
the 1960s and 70s, but was probably best known for its metal wall
sculptures. Like some of the other “designers”
mentioned on Absolute Galore recently, C. Jere, as many of the
works were signed, was not an actual person, but… Read full post »
Monkey Wrench
This little five-inch wrench is a bit of a rare thing, a
true monkey wrench, not to be confused with a pipe
wrench. It’s one of those odds and ends I of course do not
need and never will, yet it has too much of a presence for me to
discard… Read full post »
Gorgeous Georges
Even if you’re not really trying, when
you’re in the vintage business you learn things, if only to
help spin a tale for a sale. Like the names of
designers. Russian glassware genius Georges Briard was
one of the first I discovered after I picked up a set of his
striped… Read full post »
Pack Mule
Not only do different bicycles have different road
feels, I find what you are doing on the bicycle affects the
experience as well. I first got into riding as an adult in my late
twenties. I rode recreationally, then got into racing, which means
lots of training rides.
On a training… Read full post »
CRUNCH BERRIES
When I was a kid, we did not have many sweets in the
house. I would sometimes sneak downstairs early in the
morning and eat sprinkles or a can of cake icing. Soda
and blatantly sugared cereal were mostly forbidden, but for a while
it was something of a tradition to… Read full post »
Scoreless
Paintings can be fun to buy, especially fresh off the
street. You never know when you might hit it big. The picker who
brought me this one picked it up in front of a house where, years
earlier, he scored one of his best finds.
I first heard the story as… Read full post »
Farewell Dinner
Sometimes I feel like I’m living in one giant junk
drawer. I look at a pile of stuff and I want to heave the entire
lot. Then I get up close and personal, and when it comes time to
pull the trigger, I cannot do it.
When I was I’m not… Read full post »
A Change of Attire
Steph and I had Labor Day brunch at the neighbors, and
we ate on the back porch dressed in shorts and sweatshirts. Josie
mentioned the cool air always got her looking forward to breaking
out the fall wardrobe.
I get a similar feeling this time of year. I think it harkens… Read full post »
Trivet
There is a pleasantness to the feel of cork. Lamps made
of cork were popular in the sixties. These days you can even get
cork walls and floors.
I couldn’t resist this cork trivet. I’m not a wine expert, but I think all the corks used to make this trivet… Read full post »
The Earth is Blue
The other night my partner Stephanie and I went to the
3-hour breastfeeding class given by our birthing center. It
wasn’t all just latching and double electric breast pumps. We
got a poop color chart to help us read the diaper droppings. A poop
with the consistency and color (I… Read full post »
Our Lady of the Dishwashing
If it were not for the Venus de Milo, of course, I never
would have bought this broken statuette at my local thrift store.
The Venus de Milo, more properly called Aphrodite of Milos, is made
of marble, missing both arms, (hardly) draped in a sheet, slightly
larger than life-size,… Read full post »
Sometimes a Pepper Mill
There is no reason in the world for me to have this many
pepper mills. Of all the mills that have come my way, the one that
works the best is the one in black plastic from Ikea.
I’m no fan of the company, but this peppermill has good ergonomics and… Read full post »
Pin Dry
A few years ago my housemate at the time returned from a
trip to India with a present for me—a bag of
colored plastic clothespins in the shape of hands praying. Not your
typical gift, I must have mentioned to him once or twice how much I
like to hang my… Read full post »
Red Raleigh Red Raleigh
Can a single 3-speed bicycle be the agent for taking a
new turn in life? In July of 2001, about to accept a job I
didn’t want and feeling the need for drastic measures,
IÂ left Manhattan after 17 years and moved in with my
mother down on the Jersey Shore.… Read full post »
Art à la commode
It’s Art Thursday again. Here’s a painting
that came from the secret giant charity tag sale. Like much of the
art around my house, it was a survivor from my old store. This one
got a few nibbles, but no overwhelming interest that I recall.
The paste-with-a-punch colors and the bala… Read full post »
What’s in a Bowl
I grabbed this olive green bowl from the top of a
kitchen cabinet yesterday to hold some dark purple grapes. Mostly
it sits up there high above the stove with two other bowls, one
black and one dark brown. All three are the same shape, all made of
enamel-coated metal.
On… Read full post »
Dandelion Killer
If a 49-year-old man had hair like the lawn in my friend
Liz’s backyard, it might provoke a fleeting moment
of envy in other 49-year-old men who perhaps did not
have such a freakishly thick, immoderately healthy growth on their
own heads.
But we’re talking about lawns. And Liz, w… Read full post »
Bearings
After I had been into cycling for a while, I treated
myself to a fancy titanium frame. It cost two grand back in about
1991. I bought it from Tom
Kellog’s Spectrum Cycles, one of the first builders to
work extensively with titanium.
I remember Tom, who has a voice kinda… Read full post »
It’s A Jar
Since she’s been pregnant, I’ve been
haranguing my partner Stephanie about the avoidable dangers of
cleaning products for the home, and how, using vinegar and a few
other non-toxic, inexpensive ingredients, we could save
money, be safe and get the house just as clean.
I was surpris… Read full post »
Mad Men Blues
I haven’t seen Mad Men yet, mostly because I
don’t have TV service due to my addictive nature. Apparently,
even most people with TV reception don’t watch it. But most
of us read about it, as its become the darling of the punditocracy as well as your
everyday TV critic.
Today&… Read full post »
Big Bird
When Sesame Street first aired in the fall of 1969 I was
nine, a little older than the target audience. But I remember
watching the show in our apartment in the Bankcroft Building on
West 121st Street in New York City. If the Bankcroft sounds fancy,
more often than not the… Read full post »
Photobooth
When the technician was taking this sonogram of my not
yet born son the other day, she remarked he had long bones as she
measured his femur. My first thought was something along the lines
of longer thighbones=more leverage= World
Championships 2035. We left the medical office clutching the
fax… Read full post »
Unlocking Heaven
This combination can piercer bottle opener is also
called a church key, possibly somewhat ironically. You don’t
see these around much any more. I bought a pair at a yard sale
still attached to the original cardboard packaging. I’m not
sure where the other one is. I have a few bottl… Read full post »
Belle de Paris
I find it hard to resist bicycles, and the Astra has
more than its share of irresistible features, including the color,
the gearing, the chain guard, and the frame style and material. To
think I almost passed it up for the silly reason that I already own
eight bikes and have… Read full post »
Is it me, or has your hippocampus gotten smaller?
According to neurobiologists, Google executives and The New York Times, in the not too distant future cell phones may replace our biological ability to mentally map our worlds, consequently shrinking that part of the brain responsible for such things, the hippocampus. This new technology will h… Read full post »
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