I did a cursory search of the title and did not find those words to be arranged in that order by any other. Which makes them relatively original.

Although it should be clear to most readers I used: Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink (paraphrased from Coleridge).… Read full post »

I'm going to solve healthcare reform as quickly and concisely as possible.

Title: Die Evil Death Insurance Companies Die

Prospectus:

It occurred to me that it wasn't hapless healthcare reform burdened with government pork I wanted.

I wanted those so-called health insurance companies brought to their kne… Read full post »

I've decided it's just easier to join'm than fight'm.

So, as of today, I'm anti-everything socialist. It's just easier to align with a group and let them do the thinking for me.

This library "thing" has gotten out of control. The people shouldn't be put-upon to finance socialist libraries. If we're not… Read full post »

My Name Is Jay and I'm a Windmillaholic

Well, it's an addiction. I can't stop tilting at windmills. I've been in a daily argument with a fellow human that proudly claims to be Republican.

Just so I'm clear on this: I don't care if you're Republican or Democrat. Personally, I wish we'd all… Read full post »

I've found myself railing for healthcare with the effectiveness of screaming in a vacuum.

However, I do not let my complete failure stand in my way. Why continue tilting against windmills?

Selfish reasons of course. I pick out topics I feel strongly about and write my emotions out. Whether it's the Wal… Read full post »

Since the attention span of even people that claim to be readers has shrank to the time it takes to kill a zombie in a video game, I've broken this piece up into two parts.

A definition of Fascism:

Main Entry: fas·cism
Pronunciation: ˈfa-ËŒshi-zÉ™m also Ë&c… Read full post »

There's a disturbing trend emerging here on Earth. I'm afraid I will one day walk out my door and find The Statue of Liberty half-buried in the sand as Charlton Heston did at the end of Planet of the Apes (the real one).

We have devolved into feces-slinging to not-solve our arguments.… Read full post »

In response to an article printed in a CA newspaper entitled: The True Colors of Facism? (full article to follow)

This opens-up with the attempted use of fear tactics. Although the word "Facism [sic]" is spelled incorrectly. I can only assume the author meant "fascism" or that the paper made an error.… Read full post »

Actions speak louder than words.

I happen to agree, but there are times when actions get pummelled by words:  Actions paint a more truthful picture of people.

I've been told Health Insurance Companies need to raise premiums because their bottom line is hurting. I'm sorry feeble minded gulliputian… Read full post »

So, let me see if I am hearing properly: Glenn Beck wants us to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps? Many people have no boots, while Mr. Beck has 30 million boots a year.

I keep wishing he'd become as obsessed with masturbation as he is with re-writing history and obliterating… Read full post »

Movies: The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (Bogie didn't write it)

We are once again mired in an economic crisis, whether it be labeled a recession or depression is irrelevant. The lower 90% are struggling and asking for help.

Here is a summary of the statistics for the distribution of wealth in the…

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This is in response to an article I read in a newspaper. I won't say where in order to protect the author, who is in high school and too young and defenseless to pick on in the paper.

However, a newspaper chose to run this article and obviously didn't help with the… Read full post »

Vancouver, British Columbia: The Olympic committee is considering "the excretion of liquids within a target in a timely manner" for the next game.

Peeing is common to all humans, adding a humanist touch to this competition. It is open to anyone that tinkles.

Who hasn't heard from their female better 90… Read full post »

First, and foremost, I feel horrible about the loss of life in this tragedy. I wish this tragic event had cost no lives.

It has been referred to as another 9/11. I see the correlation between the two tragedies: The senseless killing of innocent people.

But I seek to understand and… Read full post »

Jenny loved bacon and eggs, this was all that filled her mind as she savored each morsel. The view from her kitchen was spectacular as she'd built her home in the woods surrounded by nature.

She loved seeing birds and squirrels and the occasional deer in her backyard. Wondrous really. She… Read full post »

You need to holler them down Glenn. Just like the people you claim do as a last defense. Brilliant.

Distribution of Wealth in the United States:

========================================================== Top 1% 38.1%

Top 96-99%… Read full post »

It's not as though people aren't together, it's that the only thing they share is a close physical proximity to one another. Sharing space is not the same as sharing quality-time together, reveling in each other's company.

Being a voyeur unto my world, I constantly witness people having dinner in clos… Read full post »

The Dallas Cowboys Crowned 2009 NFL Champs!

The sports writers and NFL analysts have awarded the Dallas Cowboys The Best Team in the NFL Trophy.

For the third time this year they have made it clear they have a raging boner for the Cowboys. The week prior to the Packers brutal anal… Read full post »

 

I am a proud stoned slacker! I just need to start smoking pot.

 
Fox News is the most trusted "News" Organization? 49% agreed... Bill O'Reilly thinks everyone knows O'Reilly is an opinion show? I beg to differ, they think it's factual news.
 
Jon Stewart is the most trus… Read full post »

Today on The Glenn Beck Show:

Transcript 2/1/10

Glenn is interviewing Dr. Calvin Rolle, Astrophysicist, noted humanitarian and expert in global environmental solutions:

It's something like this Glenn, the root cause of most environmental problems is human over-population. So, throwing a fundra… Read full post »

Earth: God's Pinata

I have killed and will kill again, I may be killing right now.

You have killed and will kill again, we all have killed... unless you died in infancy (an innocent), we're all in this together.

Complicit in deaths around the globe. I'm real big on accusing people of being… Read full post »

  Ah, America, Land of the people that think they're free and home of those brave enough to freely express their stupidity, bigotry and force their myopic views on others.

Minorities that once fought together for rights now align to discriminate against another minority. Armed with/…

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Thank you to all for the birthday wishes... I'm 47 today and I don't feel a day over 4700.

It has been a grandiose birthday... my brother-in-law (Allow me to pause here: Kim and I are not married, but when I tell "some" people that I'm not religious and we're not married… Read full post »

The Giin were an ancient race of loners. Mythically living in bottles or lamps for centuries waiting for someone to release them by rubbing their vessel.

Silly really, thought the Giin. Silly he should be so melancholy as he surveys the barren landscape surrounding him.

A man and a woman had come… Read full post »

Why I'm afraid of clowns:

Updated 12/12/2009

 

"Reichsmarschall" Hermann Göring

Still a clown.

                           &n…

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