jay busse's Blog
jay busse
- Location
- Sonoma, California, U.S.
- Birthday
- January 04
- Title
- Idiot Savant
- Bio
- I write because there are too damn many trees. I print everything out several times, thus reducing the tree glut. I also have 18 children (I'm still trying for more as long as I don't have to support them), my carbon footprint is about the size of Al Gore's massive paw print... he got a Nobel Prize. I assume I'll get one too and carbon offsets for my gluttony and the billions Al Gore will get for his hypocrisy. The only thing I really care about is my lack of control for run-on sentences, running-on. But if they can cure spontaneous spewing of body fluids, I'm confident they can cure run-on sentences, running on.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “God hates
squares.”
November 22, 2009 05:48AM - “Odd how little attention
outstanding writing gets
on
OS...”
November 20, 2009 12:35AM - “I loved
it!
Dependency On
Foreign Oil: We are
hypocrites. We don't want
to
destroy…”
November 19, 2009 11:47PM - “Seriously... Emma
thought I was obsessed
too.
I wasn't. Just
playing the same
game…”
November 12, 2009 02:44AM - “Sorry I missed this...
pee on the brain would explain
a
lot.”
November 09, 2009 02:34AM
Jay busse's Links
- New list
- SuicidalUtopia.com
Brett Favre Cuts My Heart Out and Tosses it for a Touchdown
Sunday was a day of terrible inner strife.
Suffering through Brett Favre throwing daggers threw my (and my
beloved Green Bay Packers) heart.
Like any divorce, love and hate ride the same train ready
to get off at any stop.
The conductor hollered, "This stop: Love and Hate
disembark on Lambeau Field."… Read full post »
The Exodus - Meaningless Little Scenes of Trivial Pursuit
The Exodus
Blood dripped onto my bright white bathroom rug. It was only a
flesh wound. I could self-diagnose due to the fact the new bullet
wound was next to an old bullet wound.
"That fuck ruined my rug." I thought, leaning against the bathroom
door-jam, readying myself for my big-push to the… Read full post »
Raiders of The Lost Art/Writer Meltsdown/Kills Babies
I killed my babies and they deserved it...
Raining and overcast, a perfect day for a pleasant read. I settled-in and picked out one of my own screenplays to enjoy.
It was 1997, I'd been writing for about 7 years...
At first it was only a twinge of discomfort. The… Read full post »
Raiders of The Lost Art of Creativity/Writer Kills Babies
I killed my babies and they deserved it...
Raining and overcast, a perfect day for a pleasant read. I
settled-in and picked out one of my own screenplays to enjoy.
It was 1997, I'd been writing for about 7 years...
At first it was only a twinge of discomfort. The words… Read full post »
2009 Battle of the Bartenders Fundraiser for Troops/Kids
The 2009 Sonoma Battle of the Bartenders is in
the books. Debauchery in the name of charity, what could be
better?
We had over 700 revelers helping us raise money for The Native Sons
of the Golden West and The American Legion. Much needed
money for our troops and children's charities.
In these… Read full post »
Why I'm Afraid of Clowns
Why I'm afraid of clowns:

"Reichsmarschall" Hermann Göring
Congratulations! You Typed FADE IN! Check's In The Mail!
I see a lot of people are bailing-out or at least blogging about
considering flouncing maybe. We, that consider ourselves writers,
are a touchy bunch of coconuts.
I ride the same emotional roller-coaster, so I'm not lobbing
accusations, just observing.
I've long thought myself an alien observer of hu… Read full post »
Writing is so Boorish, Why Talk About Writing On OS?
Some thoughts on writing. before you rush off
to tell me I'm wrong in a comment. I agree.
I'm right too. Writing is judged subjectively,
meaning by opinion. Therefore we can all be right and wrong at the
same time.
Dan Brown seems to be a hot-topic for skewering...
let's start with… Read full post »
Profits Are King: You Are Conflicted, You Just Don't Know It
Sam had a bad day. He not only didn't get a raise, he
got his benefits cut.
Sam really needed his healthcare and could've used a little more
money, but he accepted his shrinking world and plodded on. Knowing
he was going to have to cut his teenage son's rent subsidy, his… Read full post »
Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me/Fool Me Always/ I'm A Fucktard
There are times I feel alone. I'm not shy about my
dislike/distrust of groups. Most people in groups cling to
one thing they believe in while the group does many things
they don't believe in... they just go along because of
their one or two agreements.
This holds true of religious people.… Read full post »
The Uterus and the Penis Get Together to Cause Extinction
Its like a portal into another dimension.
Plopping alien life-forms on Earth at a pace greater than the
environment can sustain. The portal should be filled with
concrete, permanently sealed, since the you refuse to use
your brain.
You are perpetrating irrational, selfish crimes against
humanity. Wrap… Read full post »
Kill The Dancers-Emotions I Wish to Forget-911 RAW
It wasn’t normal to want to kill dancers, before the
definition of normal spun wildly out of control searching for its
new definition. The definition doesn’t exist. Not
yet.
If this is now normal, then I will want to kill dancers and that
will be normal. This can&r… Read full post »
And People On OS Wonder Why My Blog is Suicidal Utopia
A paradox.
Why would humans vehemently defend mega-corporations that have just bilked them of a trillion dollars?
What the hell is a "trigger effect"? Is it because you don't have the stones to pull the trigger on the 800 pound health-care giants today?
You wanna see how a few… Read full post »
Dwelling on Situations Beyond My Control
Although it's not healthy to dwell on situations beyond one's control. The precarious state of my financial health is constantly brought to the fore by the constant ringing of the phone...
I find writing to be cathartic, so I've attacked this topic before. Usually attempting humor to exorcise my ang… Read full post »
Rush Limbaugh Convinces Cats They Like to Swim...In Acid
Rush Limblower went ballistic today when he found out a new healthcare program would be partially funded by the government.
He berated Axel Foley, partner at Dewey,
Cheatum and Howe and founder of A Far, Far Better Thing I Do,
Inc.
Veins popping, arms flailing, Rush lit into him:
"How can… Read full post »
The Gilded-Age of the Bloody Cheese-Grater
In the corner of a dark alley a figure lies in the fetal position, bleeding.
Orca-fat hoodlums administer a brutal beating to the helpless
man. Taking turns kicking, punching and taunting. The shadows in
the vomit-inducing alley cloak the identities of the bloated
thugs.
One has big round ears and… Read full post »
We, the Sheep, Unite Under the Flag of Stupidity
We don't want to accept it, but we've been had. We may as well fly the flag of the united states of the stupid.
30 Million People Control 300 Million... Why? How?
I theorize it's because we're stupid. I also give credence to the:
"We're not all greedy fucking whores" theory.… Read full post »
Common Sense Discovered Not Common Since Like Forever
If one looks around they might see we are not in the same place
as 233 years ago. If one chooses to not look around one should hope
to not be in the same place we were 233 years ago.
There are similarities, alas, they're not of the wisdom we give
our… Read full post »
Musings About Things Learned
Musings About Things Learned
These are not in any particular order, but there are things to be
learned from everything, including posts that appear to be
childish.
Some of the PM's and comments received suggested I stop clogging
the feeds with an unnecessary post.
It could be easily argued in the grand… Read full post »
Emma's Final Comment/If You Read My Post, Please Read This
Emma Wrote:
I decide who gets my empathy, not you Jay. Who the hell are
you to tell me who I am supposed to give my empathy to? Did
you even read my comment? Did you bother to click on some of
Apache's racist, anti-Semitic and frankly, disturbingly nasty
posts? Do you… Read full post »
Peeling the Onion of Emma's Dueling Personalities
I don't expect a lot of comments. People are self-censoring out of fear of reprisals. It's easier to be quiet than risk being shunned, because we all want to be read.
I'm writing for the freedom to write what we want and get reads. Freedom from a group that does what… Read full post »
The Media-A Weapon of the Elite/Class Warfare in U.S. on OS
The herd mentality is nurtured from birth. Parents
don't want their children ostracized, so they begin to meld them
into a form acceptable to the masses.
Schooling continues to form children, other children bully
different types until they conform. Whether or not they
really change or pretend to chang… Read full post »
Mirror, Mirror Who's Responsible For Us All?
“Bush lied! Bush lied!” Several hundred million
chicken-littles share the secret of the ages: Bush is the first
politician to lie, the first human actually.
“Defending the Bush are we?”
Um, no. I’m not a tree hugger. I’m defending us. In a
futile attempt to curtail
I'm Lactating, It Tastes Like Bacon
Something akin to an anti-miracle occurred again. An anti-miracle is an event I assume to be rare.
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Miracle:
1: an extraordinary event manifesting divine intervention in human affairs
2: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, th… Read full post »
OS Adds Ads/Panic Ensues/Remain Calm All May Be Well
I'm trying to type over all the screaming and hollering.
I've watched some former (still here) Open Salon members try to leave and say they're leaving and call people that stay on Open Salon whores or Open Salon: Whoredom.
I liken their deaths to a parody of a bad movie… Read full post »
Jay busse's Favorites
Updates
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Forget Bella. 5 Terrible role models in guy-centric hits.
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Like a lotus on the Ganges...
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He Said What????
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7 Years in Tibet-Give Yourself a Gift
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Walter Bujkowski, Father of Shovel Pass, Dead at 97
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Life in Hollywood: Necessary Monsters
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A Look at Werewolves from WOLF MAN to NEW MOON
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Video Proof That Glenn Beck Decreases Domestic Violence
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