jay busse's Blog
jay busse
- Location
- Sonoma, California, U.S.
- Birthday
- January 04
- Title
- Idiot Savant
- Bio
- I write because there are too damn many trees. I print everything out several times, thus reducing the tree glut. I also have 18 children (I'm still trying for more as long as I don't have to support them), my carbon footprint is about the size of Al Gore's massive paw print... he got a Nobel Prize. I assume I'll get one too and carbon offsets for my gluttony and the billions Al Gore will get for his hypocrisy. The only thing I really care about is my lack of control for run-on sentences, running-on. But if they can cure spontaneous spewing of body fluids, I'm confident they can cure run-on sentences, running on.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Sorry, that last comment
was meant as a "hold" for
future
reference.”
3:33AM - “I should do an entire
article on Open Salon. It went
down
tonight at 11 pm... I
w…”
3:06AM - “Thanks for all your
input.
I got behind
responding due to watching a
long movie.”
1:49AM - “I hate it too. When
writing about writing, it's
not good to
put-up a first
draft.…”
8:55PM - “So much for civil
discourse. Where do people
learn how to
name call as
their defe…”
8:45PM
Jay busse's Links
- New list
- SuicidalUtopia.com
People, People Everywhere and Not A One to Think
I did a cursory search of the title and did not find those words to be arranged in that order by any other. Which makes them relatively original.
Although it should be clear to most readers I used: Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink (paraphrased from Coleridge).… Read full post »
My, Your and OS's Solution to Health Care Reform
I'm going to solve healthcare reform as quickly and concisely as
possible.
Title: Die Evil Death Insurance Companies Die
Prospectus:
It occurred to me that it wasn't hapless healthcare reform
burdened with government pork I wanted.
I wanted those so-called health insurance companies brought to
their kne… Read full post »
Socialism Sucks/Why I'm Now A Great American and not Sucky
I've decided it's just easier to join'm than fight'm.
So, as of today, I'm anti-everything socialist.
It's just easier to align with a group and let them do the
thinking for me.
This library "thing" has gotten out of control. The
people shouldn't be put-upon to finance socialist
libraries. If we're not… Read full post »
Hello My Name is Mr. Smith and I'm a Windmill-aholic
My Name Is Jay and I'm a Windmillaholic
Well, it's an addiction. I can't stop tilting at windmills. I've
been in a daily argument with a fellow human that proudly claims to
be Republican.
Just so I'm clear on this: I don't care if you're
Republican or Democrat. Personally, I wish we'd all… Read full post »
The Ship of Fortune's Fools
I've found myself railing for healthcare with
the effectiveness of screaming in a vacuum.
However, I do not let my complete failure stand in
my way. Why continue tilting against windmills?
Selfish reasons of course. I pick out topics I feel strongly about
and write my emotions out. Whether it's the Wal… Read full post »
Critical Thinking in Critical Condition/Stupidity Rampant
Since the attention span of even people that claim to be readers
has shrank to the time it takes to kill a zombie in a video game,
I've broken this piece up into two parts.
A definition of Fascism:
Main Entry: fas·cism
Pronunciation: ˈfa-ˌshi-zəm
also Ë&c… Read full post »
Damn Dirty Ape Pirates Take-Over Earth/Welcomed as Change
There's a disturbing trend emerging here on Earth. I'm afraid I
will one day walk out my door and find The Statue of Liberty
half-buried in the sand as Charlton Heston did at the end of
Planet of the Apes (the real one).
We have devolved into feces-slinging to not-solve
our arguments.… Read full post »
Fear-Mongering Opinions Masquerade as Facts/News
In response to an article printed in a CA newspaper entitled:
The True Colors of Facism? (full article to
follow)
This opens-up with the attempted use of fear tactics. Although the
word "Facism [sic]" is spelled incorrectly. I can
only assume the author meant "fascism" or that the paper made an
error.… Read full post »
I'd Rather Be Uninformed than an Informed Liar
Actions speak louder than words.
I happen to agree, but there are times when actions get
pummelled by words: Actions paint a more truthful picture of
people.
I've been told Health Insurance Companies need to raise premiums
because their bottom line is hurting. I'm sorry feeble
minded gulliputian… Read full post »
Stupifying Tsunamis of Stupidity Rock America
So, let me see if I am hearing properly: Glenn
Beck wants us to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps? Many
people have no boots, while Mr. Beck has 30 million boots a
year.
I keep wishing he'd become as obsessed with
masturbation as he is with re-writing history and
obliterating… Read full post »
The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of: Mr. Deeds vs. Gordon Gekko
Movies: The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (Bogie didn't write it)
We are once again mired in an economic crisis, whether it be
labeled a recession or depression is irrelevant. The lower 90% are
struggling and asking for help.
An Incomprehensible Defense of Migrants/Illegal Aliens
This is in response to an article I read in a newspaper. I won't
say where in order to protect the author, who is in high school and
too young and defenseless to pick on in the paper.
However, a newspaper chose to run this article and obviously didn't
help with the… Read full post »
Olympic Peeing Considered for Next O-limp-ics
Vancouver, British Columbia: The Olympic
committee is considering "the excretion of liquids within a target
in a timely manner" for the next game.
Peeing is common to all humans, adding a humanist
touch to this competition. It is open to anyone that tinkles.
Who hasn't heard from their female better 90… Read full post »
Joe Stack-Our Common Grievances/The Tragedy/His Letter
First, and foremost, I feel horrible about the loss of life in
this tragedy. I wish this tragic event had cost no lives.
It has been referred to as another 9/11. I see the correlation
between the two tragedies: The senseless killing of innocent
people.
But I seek to understand and… Read full post »
Saving The Environment One Hypocrite At A Time
Jenny loved bacon and eggs, this was all that filled her mind as
she savored each morsel. The view from her kitchen was spectacular
as she'd built her home in the woods surrounded by
nature.
She loved seeing birds and squirrels and the occasional deer in her
backyard. Wondrous really. She… Read full post »
Glenn Beck Leads His Followers Off a Cliff and Takes OS Too
You need to holler them down Glenn. Just like the people you claim do as a last defense. Brilliant.
Distribution of Wealth in the United States:
========================================================== Top 1% 38.1%
Top 96-99%… Read full post »
Happily Alone in a Crowd of Napkins
It's not as though people aren't together, it's that the
only thing they share is a close physical proximity to one
another. Sharing space is not the same as sharing quality-time
together, reveling in each other's company.
Being a voyeur unto my world, I constantly witness people having
dinner in clos… Read full post »
Dallas Cowboys Crowned 2009 NFL Champs!
The Dallas Cowboys Crowned 2009 NFL Champs!
The sports writers and NFL analysts have awarded the Dallas
Cowboys The Best Team in the NFL Trophy.
For the third time this year they have made it clear they have a
raging boner for the Cowboys. The week prior to
the Packers brutal anal… Read full post »
"Stoned Slackers Watch Jon Stewart" Bill O'Reilly Claims
I am a proud stoned slacker! I just need to start smoking pot.
Fox News is the most trusted "News" Organization? 49% agreed... Bill O'Reilly thinks everyone knows O'Reilly is an opinion show? I beg to differ, they think it's factual news.
Jon Stewart is the most trus… Read full post »
Picking On Glenn Beck and His Ilk
Today on The Glenn Beck Show:
Transcript 2/1/10
Glenn is interviewing Dr. Calvin Rolle, Astrophysicist, noted
humanitarian and expert in global environmental solutions:
It's something like this Glenn, the root cause of most
environmental problems is human over-population. So, throwing a
fundra… Read full post »
Earth: God's Pinata. You/I Have Killed and Will Kill Again
Earth: God's Pinata
I have killed and will kill again, I may be
killing right now.
You have killed and will kill again, we all have
killed... unless you died in infancy (an innocent), we're all in
this together.
Complicit in deaths around the globe. I'm real big
on accusing people of being… Read full post »
Minoroties Discriminate Against Other Minorities/A Proud Day
Minorities that once fought together for rights now align to discriminate against another minority. Armed with/…
No need to read... just a B-day post I want to go out
Thank you to all for the birthday wishes... I'm 47 today and I
don't feel a day over 4700.
It has been a grandiose birthday... my brother-in-law (Allow me to
pause here: Kim and I are not married, but when I tell "some"
people that I'm not religious and we're not married… Read full post »
A Genie Grants Peace on Earth/Life Ends
The Giin were an ancient race of loners.
Mythically living in bottles or lamps for centuries waiting for
someone to release them by rubbing their vessel.
Silly really, thought the Giin. Silly he should be so
melancholy as he surveys the barren landscape surrounding him.
A man and a woman had come… Read full post »
Why I'm Afraid of Clowns/Edited for Chistmas
Why I'm afraid of clowns:
Updated 12/12/2009

"Reichsmarschall" Hermann Göring
Still a clown.
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Secretary of Things In General: Stewart Udall Dies at 90
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Bridging Four Centuries With One Very Small Boy
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