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I'd like to write something new and fun. But I'm drawing a blank. How do you draw a blank? Is it the simplistic beauty of the blank page?

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JUNE 22, 2009 5:29AM

What Should Jon and Kate Announce?

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It's late, I'm crankier than usual. Just because I spent a lovely day with my adopted/surrogate family/employer on a beautiful friggin' afternoon overlooking the vineyards does not make me less aserbic.

Jon and Kate should announce they fucked up. We should stop celebrating the overpopulation of the world. A condom would be nice.

I cannot think of any global warming, environmental, animal issue that is not OUR fault. We cause the problems, we give money to ease our pain.

Eight kids is too many. The mor(m)ons with 16 and one on the way need to be stopped. Their carbon footprint will be a small town in a couple generations. If one vagina can create a town, why don't we all create our own town? 

We can have our own war heroes, since there will be more wars. The givers of life will bring death. Death is a fact and the more life you give the more death you bring.

I watched Mike Huckabee on The Daily Show, he's pro-life. As a short sighted doofus yes. He wants to bring all life onto this stressed out planet, which makes him pro-death. "I like to think all HUMAN life has intrisic value...".

Really? You abandon life once it gets here. Where's the value? Is it in the unborn and not in the already born and fucked for life?

Actions speak louder than words Mike. Start with our own ghettos here in America. Save those children, show you care. Then I'll give a crap about the vomit you're spewing on behalf of your religion.

 Actions speak louder than words. Many children, given the chance to look into the future would not come down here to die.

 And hey, according to your religion they're innocent so they get to go back to heaven.

Jon and Kate need birth control and education.

Your assumption that life is good, is based falsely on the assumption that popping out onto this world will lead to a good life. Are you new here?

Millions of infants die. Millions of children lead short horrible lives.

Billions more grow-up to be us. Not much to be admired, we're making the diamond-in-the-rough out to be the norm.

I'm pro-life, which makes me pro-choice. All life ends in death, some get to enjoy life... millions die in squalor before they have a chance.

They never had a chance. 

They are born without hope and forgotten by the people fighting to bring them into a world that just wants them here. 

Then forgets themand leaves them to suffer.

Nadia Suleman? 

Being delusional helps. 

Is breeding all we're here to do?

 

 

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I wish that these TV folks/creators of shows will stop making these people into stars.

I've heard that OctoMom is getting her own show soon.

My question is why? Is there really people clamoring for these shows about people who birthed a litter???

Maybe I am out of the loop and/or jealous of these folks because I too want my own reality tv show!!!! :(

~grin~
Thanks tink... celebrating overpopulation is simply wrong.

Since it is the root cause of most of Earth's problems.
Very good and to the point. I think that Jon and Kate should go fuck themselves, and so should the producer of their ridiculous "reality" show.

I'm thinking of a new reality show for me: Roger Takes A Dump. In each episode I will come up with a new and creative way to have a bowel movement. Oops, gotta go film the pilot. (Rated)
Roger, I think you got the gist of my post.

Maybe a tad funnier than I thought.
Jay, to all of the above; well said, and a big yep from this end. And now I'm dying to see the pilot of Roger's new soon-to-be-a-hit poop show:)
I too am looking forward to Roger's bowel movement.
Bad news. The producers turned down my idea. Said that they already signed Donald Rumsfeld for a similar series.
This is sad news indeed my friends, as if Rumsfel's ass isn't well-covered enough already. Has the public masturbation reality TV niche already been filled? I'm thinking I'd be a natural for that market.
That seems a bit high-brow nana... not sure that's gonna fly. Of course you can run it up the flagpole and see if it's the right time to blow the lid off public masturbation... it just seems like it might be a premature flatulation.