Thanks to the new and improved scorched earth capitalism, you no longer have to go through the drudgery of fucking yourself.
Thanks to Ronald Reagan, who released the hounds of deregulation upon us, there are plenty of people ready and willing to fuck you!
You can find plenty of willing reamers in Congress or on Wall Street, or you could just call Jamie Dimon at JP Morgan Chase for a voracious- bodacious reaming.
He's ready to ream us all again and again. What a stud muffin.
Bernie Madoff might be willing to give us a conjugal visit.
Please allow me to list a few of the more stellar butt pirates: Citibank, Bank of (fucking) America, Exxon (pays no taxes), Enron, Wal-Mart, Cuntrywide (sic) Mortgage, AIG (American Institute of Gluttons).
Thank you all for freeing up my time, fucking myself was so time consuming. Thanks to you I no longer need to fuck myself or work.
Watching Fox "News" is like watching the play by play of a rape.
Glenn Beck is in favor of a good conservative reaming. He is against liberal reaming, he's also against anything that benefits anyone but the people he shills for.
We can always count on Rush Limblower for a good hummer. Butter-up your donut hole! It's time for the Rush (me to a pharmacy) Limblower fantasy show!
Don't get all self-conscious that our raping has been televised, we have Standard and Poors and Moody's to rate our sexploits. They gave triple AAA ratings to Jeffrey Dahmer (in fairness they did only give Hitler and pedophile priests an A rating).
The flushing sound you hear is Jamie Dimon sending our prosperity down the toilet. He has also introduced a bill (I know he's not a congressman, he just owns them) outlawing the pursuit of happiness. He cornered the market on our happiness and then sold short.
I dream of a world with unicorns and magic jelly beans of happiness. The unicorns are merrily taking turns jamming their horns up Jamie Dimon's ass. Who would of thought sodomy could feel so right?
Great civilizations create things. They are partially judged on what they leave behind. Art, music, architecture, writing, philosophy, etc., cannot be created by people struggling to survive.
In today's disposable world "creation" is not prized. If our legacy were written today it might read something like this: America/ They Were disposable, so they allowed themselves to be disposed of. They went quietly into the night like good little sheople, arguing amongst themselves while Atlas mocked them.
The financial fornicators are ready and wildy willing to ream us, they care not if it's consensual.
Testimonial from a satisfied American: Hey, I'm getting reamed right now! I didn't even have to call to set-up an appointment! These guys are like psychics, they know when I need a good reaming and just do it! If I still owned a car I could park it in my ass, thank you Wall Street!
High praise indeed, these guys know their business and their business is fucking you and me... and business is good.
We owe these guys a big hug and THANK YOU! Look at all the free time we have? Since millions of us no longer need to fuck ourselves and/or need to suffer the drudgery of employment.
They've given us the blessing of free time we can use to scavenge for food AND thankfully time is still free.
As Blue Oyster Cult said: Don't fear the reamer.
A special shout-out to Ronnie Reagan, Bush the Elder, Bill Clinton, Bush the Douche, Con-gress Digress, all of you "too big to fail" ass-wipes, Corporate Malfeasants.
With a blanket "go fuck yourself" to all of you rapists that got away with the raping and pillaging of America.
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Here's the thing, if you are against it all then reject the ideals of conspicuous consumption. Don't buy that latest oh so cool yet totally useless gadget. Do you really need a cell phone, an i pad, or any of that crap? No. Go to the library and read a book. Take a walk. Just one weekend, park your car and don't buy any gas.
Corporations only rule our lives when we let them.
Not to spank you while you're being raped, but that computer your on was brought to you by Reaganomics. Sure, we would have them, but by no means would they be as spread around or near as good if we kept the economics of Carter to FDR.
Two Thumbs, I'm for capitalism. It just needs to be regulated. People are really greedy and greed needs to be regulated. Many f the acts committed are legal only because the money and power write the rules. Raping and pillaging your fellow Man should not be legal.
Two Thumbs, I'm for capitalism. It just needs to be regulated. People are really greedy and greed needs to be regulated. Many f the acts committed are legal only because the money and power write the rules. Raping and pillaging your fellow Man should not be legal.
I have tried to answer everyone, but Open Salon is having a bad day.
Thank you for your comments.
Maybe later I'll be able to respond more.
Open Salon has posted comments multiple times and not posted others at all.
WTF Open Salon?
We are all getting fucked and I don't see anything changing.
I always enjoy your take on the world.
Here's an example of greed gone horribly wrong;
Bethlehem, PA was the heart of American steel for decades (not Allentown). Some people will say it was the unions that killed the industry, others will say it was corporate greed. Actually it was both. Lets say you’re a HS grad and you can fill out the job app to work at the mill, you get hired and are making more than most people around you. Now lets say you have an advance degree and get a job at the same mill.
The HS grad wants to make more b/c his job is hard and dangerous. The college boy wants more b/c he has a degree.
Typically, people with degrees get more than non-degree workers and the people above them get more. So as union wages went up and up, so did the ofc wages.
The final result was not the collapse of steal that happened in the '80's. The final result happened in '09, when the Sands Casino was built 200 yards away from the last operating mill in Bethlehem, but was built by steal imported from Japan b/c it was cheaper.
You know, two things could fix our problems today if anyone had the courage to commit the political suicide necessary to make them happen.
1) Enforce the Sherman Anti-Trust Act, conveniently ignored by Reagan and everyone since.
2) Bring back tariffs. Tariffs funded ALL government needs to the Civil war, and was still funding 1/3 as recently as the 50s. AMericans are real good at making stuff. However, we've gotten even better at consuming and therefore have bought into a world based on WalMart. Sad. And if I may add a piece to yours, really fucked up.
You say the things I would never put in print. I'm [unfortunately] too "proper". That, and I gave up pot years ago [also, unfortunately]. I always enjoy someone who says exactly what they think. If you are holding anything back, whoa. Loved it.
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I'm still struggling to get comments posted.
That's a sad state of affairs two thumbs.
rwtnutjob: Agreed. If we the people ever got our shit together we might be able to rest some control away from big money.
Interesting ideas.
Thanks joy, the more I read and listen and observe, the disappointed in humans I become.
I have been told profanity is just a cover-up for lack of originality. I happen to disagree with that idea.
You need to grab people to get them to read and give out information while entertaining them so their brains don't atrophy half way through.
It's just the way it fell out of my head and into OS.
Just curious.
It seems you're one of those people that want things like they want them. It's a slippery slope trying to please everybody, if that were to come to pass we'd have individualism and freedom... I'm sure that's not what the people in charge of the matrix want.