Texas Stadium, where the Giants are about to face the Rangers. Where George W. Bush ran the club into the ground and pocketed a buttload of money on the sweet new stadium deal. Yes, a buttload, that's why he always wears baggy pants.

In this scene the Giants are playing a completely dysfunctional mob, unfocused on their best interests, such as winning The World series.

Well, if we all catch the ball, that's socialist and if there's only one pitcher that's elitist. We all should get to pitch.

That's not the way it works.

And I'm tired of you telling us when we can hit. I wanna hit when I wanna hit.

Well, no that's not gonna happen.

So this is monarchy?

It's not a democracy.

Who put you in charge?

The owner.

It's same old thing "follow the money".

Hey, you guys are all rich.

Not as rich as that really rich dude, we're like high paid slaves.

I'm not even in the line-up, it's like I'm unemployed.

Jesus Christ -

Don't shove your religion down my throat!

-you're not unemployed. Not everyone can work at once, that would be socialist.

Well, we already have a tyrannical monarchy ruled by the rich "Man" and an elitist pitcher? Maybe we need a little socialism to balance this out?

Can we talk about it after the game?

If I can pitch.

We need you to play second base, for the betterment of the team. The greater good.

The greater good of me?

No, for the love of Spam, the greater good of your team.

This isn't over!

Play ball!