Volunteers Needed For Fire-Crotch/Talking To God Study

Fire-Crotches: Burning Bushes of the 21st Century?

We've all heard George W. Bush proclaim "God, spoke to me." Is it a coincidence God once again spoke through a Bush? We think not.

Is it possible fire-crotches, such as Lindsay Lohan's, are the instrument with which we can talk to God, as Moses did through The Burning Bush?

We're currently looking for volunteers (both male/female and or female/female or, what the hell, male/male) to conduct a study on this fascinating topic.

Couples (and or groups) must contain a minimum of one red headed female (matching carpet and drapes required!).

We will also need several female blondes and brunettes for the "control group", to be personally fellated  studied by the supervising physicians.

Interested parties should contact: Oral/Orifice Genital Research Center For Those Hoping To Talk To God Through a Red Hoo-Hoo.

"Through the tongue of Man to the ear of God."

Dr. Fellatio Alger M.D.
Supervising Fysician