Yeah yeah...the title makes about as much sense as the Republican platform.

But hey....I don't HAFTA make sense on this site, and nobody here is gonna make me!

(And the second choise for title was "A Mathematical Tutorial"...hot but possibly a bit misleading.)

"We" (being me and my inner self) talked a bit the other day about how maybe sex and beauty are not all that important after all.

We'd just knocked off a bottle of the darkest rootbeer I have ever tasted, and we had our defenses down.

I distinctly remember a dark bottle being empty, and a cat crawling down my back and purring under my arm pit.  

It was a long discussion that turned into an argument, and I lost (now I hafta sing the theme song to "Gilligan's Island" over and over till I either pass out or go comotose.) Once that starts....it becomes "Ginger or Mary Ann?"  but we/I agreed sex doesn't really matter, and coconut creme pies do. 

But we did ask the big questions in my head! 

And the BIG one....,...what would the world be like if SEX were not the most important acquisition on the planet?

Hey...what WOULD the world be like without SEX as priority #1?

It does make one wonder.......

1 ) Forget Bikinis and Supermodels...Burkha's are the fashion rage for 2012 !!!  (note the beautiful fashion color "Purple Iran !" )  

 

 _{"I wonder if I am sensitive enough to my girlfriends' needs?"} 

4)  All lubricants can go back to fixing cars and rusty parts...not greasing up intangibles in intangible ways...

 

   _{"Yep...the dipstick is well lubricated !"} 

5) A "Threesome" becomes a new term for the hottest new trio!

  The phallic symbol is a coincidence...really !!! 

"snore..." 

7) A hooker takes on a whole new look and feel.

"Thirty doubloons for one full night....and watch out for the hook..."