FEBRUARY 1, 2012 2:27PM

Slow Fat Bombs and the Future of Everything

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MOP

After various delays and multiple cost over-runs, the Pentagon has finally unveiled its whiz-bang multi-billion-dollar Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP), which will supposedly vaporize hardened underground targets like the invisible nuclear weapons labs in Iran. Bunker-busting bombs to make the world safe for Israel! But…

These things aren’t much like what most people would call a “bomb,” meaning something you drop more or less directly above a target. A more accurate description would be “slow and heavy air-to-surface missile,” with maybe a nickname like “The Flying Slob,” and a range of about 40 miles. Are they vulnerable to radar-guided surface-to-air missiles, interception by conventional aircraft, and GPS interference? Yes indeed!

And there’s actually a fairly significant conclusion to be drawn about these massive low-velocity flying targets: You could shoot them down with a 20mm cannon mounted on (for example) a P51 Mustang or just about anything else that can fly, and so…

Before you deploy these slow fat bombs, you have to destroy every airport and runway in Iran, because if the Iranians get anything off the ground, and I mean anything, they can shoot down all your “Flying Slobs!”

But nobody in the Pentagon or White House wants to sell the war-weary American public a very ugly package like massive, massive bombing all over Iran and total war with a very unpredictable array of allies on the other side, like Russia.

So…

What’s discussed via leaks from “anonymous high-level sources” is something more like “surgical” strikes against hardened nuclear targets… as if a few strikes would be all there was to it!

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If our power elite was interested in the social well being of our people, like they are into their Pentagon mass destructive toys -- wouldn't that be a dream!!?
The 'true nature' is revealed.
Yuck. I don't know what to say Jacob, but I thank you for showing the nature of this new beast. Unreal.
Garish. Grandiose. Garnished.
Imagine the garnished wages.
I mean money robbed from us.
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in hall to come
CEO's pals go to
Palms eateries

Hades has grub?
Killers eat lice.
Fleas will bite?

I'm no theologian.
They may be lean.
They be skeletons.

Look at politicos . ..
a waiter ask them
"You want garnish"
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They wince like the
coot`Tasmania devil
and chew black fur
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Post croak they do?
Read `Wager'
by - Blaise Pascal
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He was a physicist
He never sold a soul
Literature tells a story
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What greedy - Hubris
They are devil's Tools
Fools Fool the Fools
"as if a few strikes would be all there was to it!"
sounds like Iraq!! that was only gonna cost $40B!!
deja vu all over again
they seem to have figured out how to have their wars without selling em to anyone.. eg recent case of libya...
If you put a string on that thing, it would be a twin of the vaginal probe required for an unnecessary and unwelcome ultrasound that both Texas and Virginia have dicktated all women seeking an abortion must submit to. Not to diminish your information. Scary and sick and infuriating indeed. It's just that I'm seeing that probe everywhere now.
Good Daughter... You probably already know this, but at least one female Virginia State Senator fought back against the "probe" with an amendment to force every guy who wants Viagra to get a rectal exam!

Harharharhar!!!
vzn... You're exactly right. It doesn't take much of a sell, and seriously! I really keep forgetting that Obama had no kind of Congressional approval whatsoever for bombing Libya. It just won't compute in my head, I guess.

What planet am I on? Drone armies everywhere, and this fucking movie never ends!