For anyone who believes in omens, America's supreme civic festival is an obvious place to look for them, and what did we see at Super Bowl XLVI?
We saw a fat and clumsy former super-star fall on her ass in the middle of halftime festivities, and then...
The most grotesque winning touchdown in the history of football!
Squat on the goal-line, Ahmad! Then fall slowly backward on your ass!
Hurrah!
Super Bowl XLVI is over, and it's maybe a minute to midnight in our dying Republic!

Salon.com
Comments
I understood the reason why that bone-head Ahmad Bradshaw was supposed to fall down anywhere except the endzone, but apart from all possible interpretations, it's still exactly what it was: some bozo squatting on the goal-line and falling on his ass.
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thirteen red Heart Valentines
CEOs send Jack greeting cards
and Jacob displays Red Hearts
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Happy Valentines to you two.
Some cards sing lullaby too.
I wish you a Merry Feb-too.
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Jacob wear a tutu today?
Wash hands after knock?
No touch CEO doorknob.