Our old friend Rachel Green from Friends has been working working working in the movie biz year after year, and the movies have been very good to her.

In this less than life-size photo of her new house, the red arrow points at a Porsche 4-door Panamera, to give you some idea of the scale of things, and in the wee pre-dawn hours almost a hundred little geysers will erupt from an underground labyrinth of water-pipes to keep all that greenery green and flourishing in the middle of a very dry metropolis.

But if you’re looking for a prime example of “the 1%” from Occupy Whatever’s inane slogan, then forget about Rachel Green! Her spot in “the 1%” is what she turned down when she didn’t marry that nice dentist from New Jersey, with his $300K per annum and a dismal pile of bricks in some boring Jersey suburb.