The Dwarf and the Steak
Before the dwarf returns from church
His wife prepares a juicy steak
The dwarf, however, wants to search
For cows and food himself to make
"My wife!", he says, "Let's go and hunt!
I know a lovely place to find
An object sharp and also blunt
With which to batter cattle's hind!"
The wife she isn't liking this
She says, "But dwarf, why take a cow-
For hunting's rather hit or miss
And here a dead one lays right now!"
The dwarf, all pious from his night
At church amongst the other dwarfs
Does not quite wish to start a fight,
instead into the Christ he morphs
"I SAID WE HUNT!" said Jesus Dwarf
His wife was having none of that.
"Put down that outfit, you look awful
But the dwarf renewed his act:
"WE HUNT FOR COW!" The short Christ said
And drew a cross to press his crowd
But wife got tired and instead
She ate the dwarf and belched out loud
"How nice he was and tasty too
But nothing like a fresh cooked steak
I do believe I need dessert
Perhaps I now shall bake a cake."