Jakookoo's Blablablablog


New York, New York,
December 31
I'm a filmmaker (director and mostly editor by trade, writer by night-trade), I currently live in New York and love it hopelessly. Even at it's worst it is beautiful and is always worthy of filming.

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DECEMBER 9, 2008 11:00PM

The Dwarf and the Steak

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DECEMBER 8, 2008 10:26PM

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!?!

I sometimes think of a crazy person. Someone who lost all control of his brain - maybe he dropped too much acid and is now seeing so many unreal, colorful images that he either believes himself to be a prophet or he jumps off a bridge. Someone who is exalted and… Read full post »

DECEMBER 5, 2008 1:42AM

Silly Drawings

I recently rediscovered Photoshop and have been spending too much time playing with it! I scanned some sketches and drawings I made and did stuff to them. Here are some, just for fun...


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NOVEMBER 27, 2008 1:42AM

Uh Oh. I Think I Just Ate God.

A terrifying idea came to me in a dream.

I dreamt that I was in a giant room, so large that the ceiling was as high as the sky. It was as if I was out in the open but instead of the world it was a room. There was a… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 12, 2008 6:38PM

I Miss Her So.

Now that a strange calm has descended upon me, my mind no longer corroded by the daily bombardment of information, no longer pestered by the gnawing thought of the unpleasant possibility, that the next four years would be spent avoiding her voice...

Now that the rage is gone, optimism abounds… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 2, 2008 1:04AM

A Young Man's View On Breast Display

I found this silly thing I wrote 3 years ago in the depths of my computer. I never finished it and it was just a whimsical thing but I think it's rather funny... the writing is a tad clunky here and there but if one or two people read and enjoy… Read full post »

OCTOBER 31, 2008 12:19PM

A Brief Stream of Consciousness

Ah, international financial meltdowns.

They bring one closer to God, don't they. Suddenly the capitalists all pray.

Perhaps communism was wrong to cancel God. In the absence of money maybe that's all that's left. If they had kept God, perhaps travel would not have to have been restricted because whyRead full post »

OCTOBER 29, 2008 8:34PM

"Walk Away" Music Video

Hi everyone,

Even though this is over a year old, I figured what the hell, I was reminded of it when I heard about some campus shooting in Arkansas yesterday.

This is a music video I made for my brother's band "Against the Wall." He is the singer. We made it… Read full post »

OCTOBER 28, 2008 10:27PM

Sarah the Christ

His One True Daughter.

John 24:13

"And the skies becameth red as the ozone layer burneth, and the trees too they burnenth into ashes as Sarah rode in on a white old talking donkey called John the McCain. And Sarah spake to the people."

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Editor’s Pick
OCTOBER 27, 2008 1:48AM

A Splash of Optimism

I ask us all to take a moment, step back and witness something great. 

We are all tremendously passionate these days, we are all heavily involved, be it emotionally or some of us perhaps on more practical and immediate levels, with a presidential campaign. We are all furious, hopeful, frustrated
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We don't buy gas so prices drop. 


Supply and demand.  


I am not into conspiracy theories, except that - um - well, okay, how do I say this any less blatantly than I am thinking it - uh - okay, here goes:

IS IT NOT WEIRD THAT GAS… Read full post »

OCTOBER 25, 2008 8:02PM

The Health Of My Wealth

This morning I rose early and discovered to my shock and awe that my wealth has been redistributed. 

Can you believe it?


Like a cow redistributed as hamburgers. My wealth! MY wealth! They took it and just - oh sweet baby Jesus, my poor wealth. 

I'm very upset, as I… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
OCTOBER 21, 2008 5:32PM

"Why Obama?" video

This weekend my friends and I ran around and shot a little video in New York, where we asked people "why are you voting for Barack Obama?"

Here is the result in video, and a transcript follows. 





I'm from Ohio so I think my vote's… Read full post »

OCTOBER 19, 2008 1:44AM

Living Through History

In my so far 30 years I have had the "good fortune" to be present in the general geographical vicinities of several important historical events. To name a few: In 1991 I had the pleasure of sitting in a sealed room and wearing a gas mask while Saddam Hussain fired missilesRead full post »
OCTOBER 15, 2008 12:57AM

Common Moronic Sense

Tonight, a commercial on television for a certain investment company shouted out the following slogan (I might be off by a word) - "making sense of investing."

Making sense of investing.

Are you fucking kidding me?

This is what you tell America when all these huge banks and investment
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OCTOBER 8, 2008 4:25PM

Country First!!!

Let's talk County First. 

If country comes first, what comes second? 

Country is USA. So USA comes first. 


This is exciting, folks. I love USA. LOVE IT! USA FIRST! YEAH BABY!

I am an American citizen. I am a human being. A male. Perhaps I am
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OCTOBER 6, 2008 2:57AM

Fanfare For the Common Redneck

They're gonna tax yer earnings
They're gonna suck you dry
They'll bleed you of yer hard earned cash
Until you choke and cry
The Democrats'll tell ya that they really mean ya well
But all of them'er a3ists they're going straight to hell

They don't believe in Jesus
They think he
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OCTOBER 2, 2008 1:06PM

I'm donating it all to Wall Street.

I saw a man in an Armani suit weeping downtown, and another in the Village outside a 24-hour coffee shop, holding a memo-pad on which he jotted with a red marker: "please help."

 I saw  a woman in an expensive business suit, sitting on the corner of Waverly Place and Washington Square… Read full post »

OCTOBER 1, 2008 11:09PM

OMG, Leave Sarah Alone!

Ugh, you guuuuys! Leave Sarah alone! LOL. She didn't do anything wrong! Ugh, why are you treating her like that? WTF, like who cares? SO WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH RUNNING THE COUNTRY. John M does! He knows how to win wars! He SAIDRead full post »
SEPTEMBER 28, 2008 11:15PM

My Sarah

My Sarah.

A Formless Poem By John S. McCain.

My Sarah
Alone, in the dark, I lie
Lie awake
My Sarah
Surrounded by crowds, in the American sun, I lie
And think
Of you.
Country first.
In my time of need
You're a friend (and my confidant)
In… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 28, 2008 2:42AM

McCain Becomes African American Woman.

In an effort to recover from his recent downward trend in the polls, John McCain showed up at the Congressional financial hearings this morning as a black woman. When asked to show I.D at the gates of the capitol, Sen. McCain began speaking about her time in prison, and was promptly

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SEPTEMBER 6, 2008 2:51AM

Watchdog of What?

Watching the Jon Stewart show tonight, I couldn't help but think - I am laughing, this is really funny - but - at the same time, seeing insane hypocrisy exposed as John McCain transparently lies to the nation - while it's all hysterically funny political "satire", it is not satire. It… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2008 11:10PM

I Don't Understand (revision)

I don't understand.

I don't understand why a man who obviously has life experience, has suffered in war - and I do indeed believe he doesn't like war -  stands up in front of the whole country and for an entire hour shouts out slogans that are empty of content but… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 5, 2008 3:32AM

A Message From God

A message from God appeared this evening to a man named Moe in a burning bush, and the message was, "Moe, go down to your people and tell them this: I am God and a loud shattering noise of sin has been hurting my ears for the past few days. There… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 4, 2008 7:16PM

"Now, When I Was In Vietnam..."

John McCain has been spending the past 24 hours sitting alone in a dark room, re-living briefly some of his experiences as a prisoner of war, in preparation for today's speech at the RNC.

For purposes of authentic experience replication, two Vietnamese actors were hired for the day to play his
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