JAMES M. EMMERLING

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MAY 30, 2012 5:30PM

Questions of Heaven / After the Ham

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 for my friend Eljekar:

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plus  for him: aaaaaa

 

 

 

 

 
PROVERBS OF HELL 


In seed-time learn, in harvest teach, 

in winter enjoy. 


Drive your cart and your plough 

over the bones of the dead. 


The road of excess leads to the 

palace of wisdom. 


Prudence is a rich ugly old maid 

courted by Incapacity. 


He who desires, but acts not, breeds 

pestilence. 

 

blake, MARRIAGE OF HEAVEN & HELL

..................................

 

 

 

After the ham, Rena and I had to make our departure, hopefully to tasteful debauchery back at her apartment.  She is the kind of a woman a man must be ‘inside’ in order for her to be utterly honest, I have told her. She probably doesn’t know what I mean, but I do..she certainly plays along, that’s for sure, and I hope to someday explain this odd statement to her. If she doesn’t understand. Which she might, already, how does a fellow know these days?

 

The extrication from Emmerling family dynamics was not easy. Joseph our dog seemed to want to come with us, judging from his alarming attachment to Rena. To her legs ,fingers and her face. He seemed to need to lick them forever. Mom and Dad were aghast, of course, but I knew my boy. And so did Rena: willing recipient of doggie tongue bath.

 

I have similar loyalties to Rena’s flesh, and wanted the opportunity to show them to her, heroically.

Not to be, not for awhile anyway.

…………………………….

 

Dad became religious over his ham and began a spiraling uproar.

 

He’d chewed down the last piece his tummy could find space for, and expansively  said, “Mizz Oblong, do you have a denomination?”

 

Mom was sucking Chablis, so she had a comeback: “George, my father said never discuss religion or politics at the dinner table.”

 

George was full of dementia fuelled by Chablis, too, so he was venturesome in countering : “ach, that father and mother of yours. Rich folks on the hill. Blech. My father was a poor German immigrant, and he and my mother adored your parents. I didn’t care for em, though, “ he delivered in deadpan.

 

“They were so good to you and your family! How dare you say that?”

 

Mom.

 

"Ah, they were alright. I liked your father. That mother of yours, though!"

 

"What about her?"

"Ah, my father never cared for her."

……………………..

 

Oh typical Emmerling bullshit. Rena as a psychologist could handle it, but it wore on my nerves, especially since I knew that after chewing the least amount of ham I could, I would get lucky. Rena was flushed with sexual fervor. I could spot this from her red  face and chest, and the way she worked her nude foot up my thigh. Joseph kept licking her foot, too. She gently kicked him away.

 

Boring.

 

Once one’s parents have put on this same show, night after night, to a transfixed (me) crowd, it gets dull. One must interject. If one has the balls. And I had the balls.

 

“ Rena is a Quaker, dad, so watch out, “ I said with open blue eyes.

 

Rena snorted. She sucked down the last of the Chablis and kicked me. Let’s go, now.

“Oh, “ Mom said to her best new galpal. “ Really?”

Rena went along with it and said, “Your son never listens. I am a ‘shaker’, by birth, Eleanor”

Dad and Mom were flummoxed, til mom, damn her soul, said “Oh that nice furniture!”

“Exactly!’ Rena pronounced.

I stood up and said, “With all our denominations clear, and out in the open, I say, ‘tis time to go’ “

That was dad’s favorite way to get out of shit ,and he backed me.

He stood and said, formally, “Miss Oblong, you are always welcome here. You are a delightful addition to my high school, and…dare I say..our family. Best be with you. Uh, how do you Quakers end things?”

 

“George, sit down, now!” said Mother, whose mother had bequeathed a Shaker table to her. It was in the den, near the television. She put her tiny glass of Chablis on it, as she watched cnn and msnbc and Ophrah and the soaps every day.

 

“Sorry, el, “ dad said, deflating.He couldnt help add: "just askin'"

Rena got up and said, “George, no. I want to address what you said, there. “ she smoothed down her dirty skirt, adjusted her white blouse, kicked Joseph, and pronounced,

 

“We Shakers are an odd lot. We don’t approve of marriage, but we like to be inventive. Your son, a history student, recently gave me some ,ah,what for me are ‘treasured’, lost writings of our founders. He and I , we are going off to go over them. We gotta go over them, tonight.’

 

“Ah, understood,” Dad said.

 

Mom guffawed. “ well, miss oblong, don’t tax my son’s brain too much tonight. He needs it to bail his father out of trouble.”

 

Mom was referring to the bullying crisis at Dad’s high school.

 

 

“Oh, Eleanor, I would never!” Rena said and hugged mom. Mom is not used to being hugged, to say the least, but accepted it.

 

“Dad.”

“Jim!” he said, alert.

“Don’t hassle mom.”

 

‘’Okey dokey, Jim . Have a good night with your theological problem. Remember we got a meeting tomorrow, though, “ he said, eyeing the last remnants of that godforsaken ham. 

 

………………………………..

 

 BACKSTORY FOR BLAKE QUOTE:

 

"

As I was walking among the fires 
of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments 

of Genius, which to Angels look like 

torment and insanity, I collected some 

of their proverbs, thinking that as the 

sayings used in a nation mark its 

character, so the proverbs of Hell show 

the nature of infernal wisdom 

 

 

 

Out the door, the treefrogs singing, no canines dogging her, Rena threw her arms to the night coolness and said, “Hope your tummy isn’t that full.”

 

It was, but I said, “Why?”

 

“whole lotta shakin gotta be goin on.”

 

“why?”

She snorted and said, “what are you, a three yr old? ‘why why’ “

“Oh, sort of. Mend me. Initiate me into yr family’s rituals…”  

 

Joseph’s ancient face at the door haunted me…….

.................................

 

 

This is shown in the Gospel, where 
he prays to the Father to send the 
Comforter or desire that Reason may 
have ideas to build on, the Jehovah 
of the Bible being no other than he 
who dwells in flaming fire. Know 
that after Christ's death he became 
Jehovah. 

But in Milton, the Father is Destiny, 
the Son a ratio of the five senses, and 
the Holy Ghost vacuum ! 

 

 

MORE PROVERBS:

 

 The cut worm forgives the plough. 

Dip him in the river who loves 

water. 


A fool sees not the same tree that a 

wise man sees. 


He whose face gives no light shall 

never become a star.

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a startling adventure
you've got a gift
for ham stories
ham is done, it is digested, chuck.
of this ham, 34 percent went to joseph.
from rena and i.

george ate ham religiously. on sundays especially
with his eggs. and easter, too. when he got
candy el would give him. or i would.
today me and she who knows had breakfast at the Landmark Cafe
I wondered if the amiable JME would appear
she who knows likes ham
canadian bacon not so much
your literary evolution causes pause
Principal Emmerling knew and i know
Silk City rocks with your words
truly
i am proud to acknowledge
that I once met and conversed with JME
It seems to be a quest when I read what you write, a wonderful quest that I never know where it will take me :)
Mother Ann Lee invented the circular saw, a significant advance over the reciprocating saw and the two man pit saw. Impress Rena with that little Shaker tidbit when you need a break from theology. R
Well Chuck I am not exactly hidden away, or unmeetable, or what not.
I am always around! MORE SO NOW THAT pride in Manchester week is approaching..
For I am in an exhibitionary mood indeed, and sister L and her new man
Are demanding I do stuff.

I will be everywhere.

By the way, the same honor and horror goes back at you, to have met you in the so called flesh.

She who knows, ha.

Too many of those she’s….we boys gotta stage a damn revolution of knowing.
We know something something ourselves. Dammit.

Ay. Hope to see ya. I am approachable and rather goofy & attention starved.
Literary evolution! Well now. Yah, ha. Thank u.


LL2: the quest ends where u began, if i am doing my job.
back at the new herenow.
the place we were born to inhabit.
no rules, no hindrances to mind.
no damn sanctions from above
or below.

just, "hi!HEy you! i know u!" etc
oh GERAld! i got her moaning and groaning
over the 'whisk broom'
and that f-ing circular barn!
i sure hope i taught that ELJEKAR dude, the italian spaghetti brain,
about our bizarro american religious theological loose ways.
he has been doing all this erudite symbolic stuff lately.
smashing up the stupid g-damn Christian mythos.
good for him! i hope europe has a spare ear to lend
to his stuff. we americans? we love our european
buddies. they are a good bakers dozen
of good
damn
eggs.

ciao ciao!haw
There is no pork in heaven.
Mixing chablis with dementia cannot be wise in mixed company. Then again, it would be quite a surprise each time. :D

Lezlie
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.

I'm going to have to find that book. Thanks for the introduction.
More of the Ham Chronicles!

You do realize, dear James, why Blake's expression is so caught off guard, shall we say, in his portrait, above?
He was apprehending the full glory of an Angel's visage before him at the time of the portait artists' first sketches.
Fun post
R
JACK: you are correct on a lot of levels, in that statement.
LEZLIE: at the emmerling house, we did not “stand on ceremonies.’ We mixed and matched. That is why although the family is soon gonna die out, genealogically & genetically , we had some grim fun while we were around!

PHYLIS, yes, just go to the ABSOLUTE GREATEST PIECES OF POETRY MASTERPIECES section. There will be Blake. He who famously prophesied, “The Last Judgment begins in the loins, with an increase in sensual enjoyment.” This guy was not your average Christian. He actually saw god.
POOR, yes of course i knew that! also he was scribbling something invisibly
on his own arm...no doubt a piece of verse or a portrait.
I now await dessert.
HUGGGGGGGG
James, your dear Joseph is one well trained dog -- knows, likes, women of good taste ... that taste good. The sense of Blake, Ham and Hell in your story coat the palate with severe anticipation and Old Testament lust. You are well mining the sensual riches of our time. Really. To understand women, find your way in, so to speak, is what is engaging here. Well done. The ever inviting delicacies of your Rena will always draw me to the light, this flame of truth ....
R>>>>>
such a lovely continuance
interspersed with Blake's lovely words
the licking
full tummy possibilities
vacuuming up the holy ghosts
what a lively day
and potential loving night
inside the mystery
looking for a cut worm to forgive the plough
and much, much more
rated with love
Gawd, this is so confusing. I can't keep a train of thought. I was hoping for what-to-do-with-the-leftover-ham recipes and I get poetry. I hear Quaker and I think motor oil and how I need an oil change; "shaker "and I'm reminded I'm out of salt; "Milton" and I recall"Berle"; odd lots and I think Big Lots; and the Holy Ghost, vacuuming? I wonder if he'd come to my house and dust too.
All Nature is but Art, unknown to thee
All Chance, Direction which thou canst not see
All Discord, Harmony not understood
All partial Evil, universal Good:
And in spite of Pride, in erring Reason's spite
One truth is clear, WHATEVER IS, IS RIGHT.

(words of Pope
please, don't confuse with The Pope
I don't like capitalization, but it's in the original)

when I was young, James, these were my words;
or, in my own words,
chaos is order which we do not understand
now, being a bit less young, I say
order is chaos which we think we understand
"The road of excess leads to the palace of Wisdom." Wasn't that part of the road to enlightenment in Hesse's Sidharta? Rena, Shaker by birth, may yet lead you there.
Loved the family dynamic. R
Joseph's jealous. Me, too.
while I am not sure i agree w eljekar as to chaos, i love the smidgeon of it here

rated.
Sitting in your chair in your family's dining room was a fraught experience for me. Well done. I'll be back for more ham.
PANDORA; I HOPE never to have to put u thru that again. Thank u.
JON: I agree but also disagree with our friend Eljekar. Chaos contained and dissipated, is my modus.
CHICKEN; joseph is a horndog, indeed. Jealousy will subside, as he sees me, his Master, enjoy myself, and include him for walks and tonguebaths of my gal.

ESCRITO: hesse cannot be argued with. a fine kraut.
I'll Zerox this and reread slower.
Your sharing is worth a buck too.
`
THEL's Motto -
`
Does the eagle know what is in the pit,

Or wilt thou go ask the mole?

Can wisdom be put in a sliver rod,

Or Love in a golden bowl?
`
I agree with Chuck A. Stetson.
He should write his blog down.
Chuck use to be `Mean Mustard.
`
I No eat raw ham. I like mustard.
James M. Emmerling is Teacher.
He 'ought' to open Jam Eatery.
We could tell Lawyer Jokes.
Ham makes me too thirsty.
Eat peanut butter on rye.
It's fun to eat jelly jam.
I love the image of Joseph's ancient face watching at the door. Haunting, for all that he seems just a silly dog who likes to lick girls....