JAMES M. EMMERLING

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MAY 31, 2012 2:41PM

AMERICAN HICK/ gets his news from YAHOO, ALAS

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 hick; one located in a rural or culturally unsophisticated area

yahoo: one  of a race of brutes, having the form and all the vices of humans, who are subject to the Houyhnhnms.

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Houyhnhnms. noun

(in Swift's Gulliver's Travels ) one of a race of horses endowed with reason, who rule the Yahoos, a race of degraded, brutish creatures having human form.

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yahoo: 

( lowercase ) an uncultivated or boorish person; lout; philistine; yokel. 

 §  mad

One is where one thinks.

   - Rabbi Yehuda Ashlag, "One Is Where One Thinks", in Kabbalah for the Student,

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Yahoo is initially where I go every morning for news I need to know. It used to be the newspapers, back when I was a suburban genius kid.

 

I cannot afford the luxury of papers anymore, so I scan them online and of course read their front pages as I amble around town. In the newspaper boxes.

 

So here it is, my knowledge of the outside world, the so  called “Real World” I went to college to find a niche in, but never did due to my mental illness.

 

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Yahoo tells me there is a “new Aids”.

Chagas, it is called: tropical disease spread by insects.

“"There are a number of striking similarities between people living with Chagas disease

 and people living with HIV/AIDS

particularly for those with HIV/AIDS who contracted the disease

in the first two decades of the HIV/AIDS epidemic."

Called “ American trypanosomiasis, “ it kills about 20,000 people per year. 8 million infected in the Americas, but it is not sexually transmitted. Insects are to blame.

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Middle East is where the action usually is, and I found that the , uh, no, just Madonna was kicking off a tour in Tel aviv…”Kicking off her latest tour in Israel was a natural choice for the Catholic-born singer, who over the past decade has become deeply involved in the Jewish mystical tradition of Kabbalah..”

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 "Misdirected life force is the activity in disease process. Disease has no energy save what it borrows from the life of the organism. It is by adjusting the life force that healing must be brought about, and it is the sun as transformer and distributor of primal spiritual energy that must be utilized in this process, for life and the sun are so intimately connected.

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I heard of that. Jewish mystical stuff, way way complicated, unlike my own preferred mysticism. I despise rules. Like Jesus did. I hate to be told how what & why to think. I get petty and juvenile in my disgraceful disrespect for such systems.  I never show it on OS, though. I wanna be liked by everybody, no matter their stupid paradigm. I got about fifty thousand paradigms in my head, and none of them are worthy of my loyalty for except maybe two or three minutes, like if I am talking to a Kabbalist. I play innocent.

 

“What, I ask you, is your Kabbalah all about? Why do I want it in my life?”

I ask.

I listen and absorb the meticulous instructions to ecstasy.

 

Tis an 'in one ear out the other' event usually....... 

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I have read too much American philosophy, is the problem. William James and Charles Peirce with their pragmatism. What is true? What works.

 

Dumb hick American, me.

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I love the Germans, though. Like Hegel .  To read him is the metaphysical equivalent of a 12 mile run.

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"We spoke to her for a few minutes and we asked if she would say anything about peace," Peace Now's Yariv Oppenheimer told AFP, saying it was the forum's first-ever contact with the petite singer, who has largely steered clear of getting involved with issues linked to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

"She told us: I will say much more than a word about it."

Since she arrived in Israel late on Friday on an El Al flight from New York, Madonna has reportedly spent much of time rehearsing, praying or attending Kabbalah events….

 

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Ha , I remember that sex book of hers. Now there was a bit of peace for a tormented adolescent like me, back when…

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 Kurt Cobain: "In a way I respect Madonna for the things she introduced because she introduced some subversive things

and it has nothing to do with sex

as far as I'm concern, I'm talking about the introduction

to the vogue dance which originated in the gay clubs in 80',

and she was always supportive of stuff like that which I think is really cool." 

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(there was gay news today too. a triumph? i saw gals kissing, which i love)

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This Eljekar fellow got me thinking about religion. I have always had a steady faith to the here & now, and in my theological thinking usually try to build a system of the Now.

 

Mystical loser, me. Don’t worry, I will get my words someday. With y’all’s help.

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Meanwhile!

 

I surf yahoo to gather the Zeitgeist.

 

They seem to have reached a verdict in mr. edward’s case. If he is convicted, he gotta cough up 1.5 million.

 

Also: 30 yrs in prison.

 

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I got sucked in by his boyish charm for a bit, I gotta admit. Shoulda known.

 

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Fuck, it is everywhere on the news channels.  I wanted to end with a bit of real news. Like about Syria. Isnt that important? How do you know what is ‘important’ anymore? I mean, some dishy gal on cnn tells you to pay attention to her story, you gotta listen. 

 

Yahoo says: in ‘science’ which at least is ‘objective’:

 

1.      The world's air has reached what scientists call a troubling new milestone for carbon dioxide, the main global warming pollutant.

2.      The distinctive "old person smell" you may have picked up on when visiting your grandparents most likely wasn't your imagination, a new study indicates.

 

"The results of this study support the cross-culturally popular concept of an 'old person odor,'" writes the international team  

The notion that the elderly have a distinct smell exists in multiple cultures, and usually the odor is said to be unpleasant. But this probably has more to do with negative perceptions of old age, rather than with the odor itself,  

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Finally some sense in this weird wild world! Thanks , Yahoo.

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 FROM OUR 'MEDAL OF HONOR ' WINNER, MR DYLAN:

 

"JOURNEY THRU DARK HEAT":

 

"there's a baby in the arms

of a woman in a rage

and a long time golden haired stripper on stage

AS SHE WINDS BACK THE CLOCK

AND TURNS BACK THE PAGE

OF a book that nobody can write..

 

the truth was  obscure

too profound and too pure

to live it, you had to explode. "

 bob

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James: I saw that Yahoo article on Old People Smell, as they call it. I don't find it offensive in the least. I used to work with elders. I like their kinda people. You call the men "beards." I call the women "wise women."
Yahoo has some pretty bad written work at its site, too, James. They publish it before it's finished.
R for the fun
well but yahoo is for us yahoos , like me.

the old people smell of distinguished Service
in this hell of an earth.

i flock to them. they got what is called, "wisdom"
oohay ... i don't yahoo
i get the news from main street
i listen to birds
i smell the linoleum
old man marlowe's ghost whispers louise
mary cheney's ghost answers him
they both dance to the same old song
marlowe was an odd fascinating gnome, yes?
always there to sell ya what was needed.
mary cheney was a good girl i hope.
i wink every day at her picture in the Library.
she got some reading done, i will bed.
some guy shoulda..ah..oh forget it.
too anachronistic,
CHUCK.
Shouldn'ta come here. Now I'm scared of bugs. I've befriended bugs most of my life. Now I know how deadly they are. Shouldn'ta comc here...
can hardly wait till the media jumps on "Bug Flu Epidemic"...
chicken, bugs bug me too. i hate to hear of them getting the goddamn upper hand on us homo sapiens. i say: grab hawking, wheeling around
spinning fantasies about black holes. tell him to get on
this bug issue. or else we leave him out
in the rain, haw.. no, not really.


they will not, STEEL> for alot of disgusting reasons, like
it kills our south american cousins, not us.
I like that -- One is where one thinks. At least - I think so. And no more crackin' wise about yay-hoos! I happen to BE one! A-hem. R for thoughtyness. (What rhymes with that..?)
Did you catch the one about the discovery of the walls of a private chamber of a high up Mayan astrologer? The guy was working calculations on the next cycle past 2012. It turns out their utter stupidity in not using a printing press to issue annual calendars in autumn like we do has created much ado over nothing.

It must have been a very bad news days for those invested in the end of the world drama. They found out we're just moving into another cycle in our galaxy, while we neurotic planners are not fazed. Same shit, different era!

This news was fun to read from you. For now, I've crushed any desire I have to read the news. This month I'm into reading about Edgar Cayce again. Next month, who knows...
Songbird, only ‘naughtiness” that I know of, which we are not, cuz we are scholarly and read a lot of good books.

Ha

One is where one thinks (one is)….or, to go to Blake , ‘what seems to be
Is
To those to whom it seems to be.”

Relativity? Not exactly………………….
Do you think they will ever bottle that "Old Person's Smell?" I would love to spray a little on, take my teeth out and scare the hell out of the kids walking by from school. That's a hobby of mine. Gotta do something when you're an old goat.
aha, L HEURE, a case of a case of Case. how well i know him.

mayans were wrong. but let us not condemn them.
instead, let us celebrate their conjunction with
our Idiot Mythological Christianity end days shit.

good stufff. end of the world,

the song goes,

"and i am feelin fine"
"apocalypse" dumbly known as destruction,
is
from the Greek..

literally "ripping the lid off"

just sayin, re end of world.
SCAN: doubt u will achieve it . cuz you too youthful a soul.

sorry.
It's a bit disturbing to think a post of yours could cause me to think like Scanner.
But it did occur to me before reading his comment that "Old Person Smell" might be marketed. Young fellows could spritz a bit of this on and feign wisdom by scent. Even things out a bit perhaps.
also, to meld minds w/scan is a daily occurrence. with me.
the old people smell i make early in the day
as i suck my coffee down.

i will send a liter to you.

later in the day the boyish smells come out.


i have a stick to beat the nubiles off with, but i do not hit that hard.

end of day i smell like cigarettes, and no woman ever would
come near me.
I read that thing about old person smell and have been sniffing myself all day. It is coming from my crotch. Yes, definitely from my crotch. R
no Gerald it is from your soul,
which is fragrant thru yer hair. .


so down there is not at all unfresh.

if you think it be, well, a bit of baby powder, i dunno.
James: You think waaaaaaay too much, which is odd for someone who gets his news from Yahoo. I personally prefer Us Weekly followed closely by USA Today! Strong, intuitive reporting in those periodicals!
Thank you, James, I learned more --and thought more-- reading this post than from the NYT, CNN and Entertainment Tonight combined. Madonna broke a lot of rules (I so remember that book) and paved the way for so many. She'll get her medal someday, but I guess she'll have to be old. And smell that way.
I'm kind of afraid to read this ... I glanced through the comments and there's all this stuff about smelly old men and I'm not a Madonna fan (understatement of the year) but I love Bob. Conflicted here ... in my best Arnold voice, I'll say, "Ill Be Baaach after supper!
Oh yeah, rated for the new hat. Very "Nashville Skyline"
I read the article on chagas. I guess the take away is, don't scratch at your bug bites. Hah!
I see you are studying the Qabalah. May I recommend Gershom Scholem or McGregor Mathers translation from Latin to English.
Not buying the chagas article.

It was ripped off from a Journal on Neglected Tropical Diseases.

Any disease that is a neglected tropical disease that has been known about for over a century isn't the next aids.
Real hicks get their news from a yahoo at the local gas station, early in the morning.
I read The Daily Beast,Salon, Slate, Foreign Policy & The Guardian for "fair and balanced."
@Chuck, you sidewalk spontaneous poet, you!
James Emmerling -- I .. don't know you very well. I know you are verbose, and I have often been taken aback by you, but you do quote some dearments. This one, case in point:

One is where one thinks (one is)….or, to go to Blake , "what seems to be is [only?] to those to whom it seems to be.”

Smacks of Watts to me, and that to me, is portal, signal, entry, curiosity. I wonder which philosophies you have adapt/opted for your Self.

How was it said? -- curiouser and curiouser?


Oh -- and by the bye -- nice .. hat.
SONG: how you mean, ‘taken aback’? back where?
POORWOMAN: I met chuck once on the most significant day of my life. On the sidewalk.
JMAC: you are still a Brainiac, as we used to call your type in high school.
JL: I get mine at convenience stores, yes. Local arrests and romances and personal insults and violences.
NICK: thank god you set us straight. But..that is a lot of infections……………………………..
JACK: thank u. Kabballah, or Qabalah, is something in my range of interest, but rather intimidating. For a simple guy like me.
"To read him is the metaphysical equivalent of a 12 mile run." You may think it's questionable to get your news from Yahoo; I get mine from The Daily Mail, which is really the dregs....If reading a challenging piece of philosophy is like a 12 mile run, reading The Daily Mail is like sitting in a chair. And I love it! :-)