the trick to being happy is be happy with what you have
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “rounding people up to
kill them has no more to do
with
marxism than torturing
peo…”
8:46AM - “glenn beck survived
surgery.
haha!
sorry you
couldnt sleep.
i
find ebay always
kno…”
8:41AM - “oh i dont think i could
have remained as calm as you
and your
seat mate. so
glad…”
8:28AM - “o'really - i am glad i
said it right. thanks for
reading.
and
lisa - DO send it
t…”
8:22AM - “crying and
crying.
a very good
post, and kind to include
scanner.”
8:19AM
Jane smithie redux's Links
fuck the fear.
it's too much.
*
the swine flu fear.
the terrorist fear.
the shooting fear.
the open carry psychos fear.
the smiting fear.
the retribution fear.
the homelessness fear.
the hunger fear.
the blizzard fear.
the child as homeless… Read full post »
Pot Bellied Pig's Penis (or Pecker) - PRIZE for photo!
so, my sister got two little pot bellied pigs. no more than 9 inches tall.
ADORABLE.
so cute it makes me sick and jealous, both.
little black bristly, with their rounded noses that they nudge you with. and the sounds. oh they couldn't be cuter!
could not not not be more… Read full post »
Presents for Squirrel, Wife-asaurus, and Pokey

cloth diapers. can't have too many for burping accidents, placing over laps, arms, shoulders, etc.

onesies. i think 1000 of them wouldn't suffice.

oh, what i'd have given for a real true pram. it might seem impracti… Read full post »
guess what he said - prize for guessing. UPDATE
"yesterday, at the meeting at school, which was 90 hellacious minutes, they said the boy continues to make inappropriate sexual comments, and after everyone was gone but two teachers, they told me that one day in class, they were discussing conditions in an orphanage, and one condition was it… Read full post »
Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken - Today's REAL Big News!
a new collectible from Mattel, available in April 2010:
yes, its for real.
and ps and totally off subject - the beautiful giant cat is back and he came right in the house and we want to keep him! we had to put him back out… Read full post »
Thank God for The Office
great. a facebook psycho.
got an email tonight, from a woman i went to high school with. asking me to check the soup kitchen's facebook page, because some woman was posting crazy things there.
i went to the page, and this mentally unstable woman i have not spoken to in ten years, had seen… Read full post »
omg i was so frigging cute!!!
sorry to interrupt my great xmas post, but someone posted pics of me on facebook from before i wore out, and here they are!

Santa Claus is Coming to Town...
*none of these pics are my own.
how many of you are already thinking of christmas?
i am, because with unemployment running out, money is going to be tight. and i didnt save anything this year. and there are a thousand nephews that need stuff (apparently, my whole family makes… Read full post »
can you read this?
a link from huff po.
apologists must stop apologizing. though, we have given away a year already. a vital, a crucial, a critical, un-recoverable year.
but can you at least read it?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/les-leopold/stop-whining-wall-streets_b_321964.html
than… Read full post »
what kind of pie is this, mom?
he asks from the kitchen.
pumpkin, i say. cause i know i just left the pumpkin pie on the counter.
"but it's got green stuff in it, and on it."
oh! thats quiche. broccoli quiche.

bonus: super easy apple pie recipe… Read full post »
okay, NOW? pumpkins and apples and tractor pulls, oh my!
Some highlights from our holiday weekend thus far. None of these pics are my own.
Geocaching:
These are some painted girls on a log. We had hoped to see FOUR, like someone else did when they came before us, but we saw one, which was still pretty cool. At… Read full post »
Pumpkins and Apples and Tractor Pulls, oh my!
Some highlights from our holiday weekend thus far. None of these pics are my own.
Geocaching:
These are some painted girls on a log. We had hoped to see FOUR, like someone else did when they came before us, but we saw one, which was still pretty cool. … Read full post »
no offense bob, but seriously
the editors are, after all, only human, no?
can your post about the publishing industry really have been so anything at all in the whole wide world as to merit that full page cover?
i think it is because we complained about the five day cartoon saturday… Read full post »
asperger's, my ass
the kid is up there right now, sitting at his desk, doing his homework, with the radio on.
and tomorrow morning, his alarm will go off at 5:45 (he chose the time), and he will hit the snooze, but be up in time to catch his bus at 6:40 am.
the me i wish i were
i dont know how to be
the me i wish i were
the me i wish i were
would be a good cook, and make real meals
and eat her leftovers quite consistently
and she wouldnt waste stupid amounts of money eating out
because she doesnt know how to grocery shop,… Read full post »
oh no, another kitty cat
so, its about 6 am or a little before. i hear the thunk on the deck that informs me the girl cat has come home.
i go to open the door for her to come in, and she is growling and there is obviously another cat there that i cant… Read full post »
matzo ball soup and movies

got a whole chicken boiling. it was a roaster, and i am of the mind that one should roast a chicken and have dinner, and then use the leftovers for soup. but the truth is, i dont like… Read full post »
Thursday's Haiku
i'm aggravated
thats nothing new around here
or anywhere else
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getting some writing
done today, the kind you send
to other people
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air is cold and still
sky is white and cold looking
gauzy curtains help
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there is much to do
i am still in my b… Read full post »
who the hell is maryann?
reunion this weekend. was as great as could be. was WONDERFUL. i knew it would be fun to see all those people again. i knew it would be nice to see all those people again. what i didnt know was that wave after wave of gratitude and warm fuzzies would… Read full post »
my poems for teddy
there is a girl, theodora
was once a self-described whore-a
she loves to make us laugh
and sometimes has a calf
when some of us ignore 'ah*
*that's her, with an Arthurian accent.
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there is a girl named teddy
she'll make you laugh pretty steady
and sometimes… Read full post »

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