because every week i get to cry for a whole hour (or this week, two hours). tears of joy, which are as cathartic as the bad kind.
i love this show.
dont get me wrong, i love reno 911 too. because i get to laugh for an entire half hour.
yeah, these are the two best shows on television, in my opinion.
oh, and if you can tune out the patter in between segments, that america's funniest home videos IS funny. as long as you remember that most likely, no one really got hurt in any of the mishaps. i base that on the assumption that if your aunt herniated two disks in that fall, you wouldn't send the video to america's funniest home videos.
and then too, the derivative america's funniest animals, also real fun.
and family guy. takes a couple months to accept that you laugh at such juvenile, idiotic humor. but once you accept that you yourself are a plebe, then you can just enjoy it and laugh at the idiocy without shame.
and jeopardy is good for feeling like a super genius.
and if you have game show channel, which i don't anymore - that match game is pretty frigging funny, and bawdy too.
what do you watch?
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crying.
trick with jeopardy is 9 times out of 10 your guess turns out to be right. start blurting out answers willy nilly, and you'll see.
and nana - yes, you are naughty!
i try to say it as well, but i fail.
In the "Jeopardy" portion (first half) a correct answer gets you 1 point. Daily double is 2 points.
In "Double Jeopardy" portion (second half) a correct answer gets you 2 points. Daily doubles are 4 points.
"Final Jeopardy" correct answer gets 5 points.
Oh yeah........You ONLY get points if NO contestant gives the correct answer.
My personal best is 13 (twice in ? years)
teddy - omg you HAVE to check out reno 911!!!! it is one of the funniest shows ever. lieutenant dangle in his short shorts will never ever get old. neither will the rollerskating man-whore, terry.
larry, i love your rules but they are complicated. one thing i love to do? i guess final jeopardy BEFORE they ask the question! ahahaa! usually i am wrong, but on rare occasions i am right, and not too rarely, i am in the right ball-park.
my ex used to always answer, "who is jesus christ?!" no matter the question.
Complicated?!!
I've read things of yours that are really complex right here on OS!! What is complicated about:
Jeopardy half = 1 point
Double Jeopardy half = 2 points
Daily doubles = double points
Final Jeopardy = 5 points
This is less difficult than 'spelling' the word "Jeopardy"!
you convinced me! i will give it a try!