so, its about 6 am or a little before. i hear the thunk on the deck that informs me the girl cat has come home.

i go to open the door for her to come in, and she is growling and there is obviously another cat there that i cant… Read full post »

look how bad he is.  he has a tattoo.  this is my neice's hideous hairless.  however,  he has a hot hottie on his haunch. Read full post »

my boy has asperger's, which is a form of autism.  if you met him,  you would just think he is a little spacy and rude, if anything.  you would also notice that he is super smart.  everyone does, within a minute of meeting him.  everyone.

school is doing great working wi… Read full post »

i went to see he's just not that into you last night.  i can't even fathom why the movie was made.  here are the people  in that movie:

1. a woman who is about as desperate as the two most desperate women i know.  i know two women who, were they to travel … Read full post »

Peacock Poodle

Pollock Poodle

Pachyderm Poodle

Pass it on over to me Poodle

These images and more can be found at:

http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html

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George Bush

Dick Armey

has dunce been done yet?  doubling up. Read full post »

 Frank,  Malachy,  Alphie

No time to edit, and had to cut to the chase on this piece I was going to make perfect.  But with Teddy's call, it is too timely to let wait.

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Irish… Read full post »

DCVDickens wrote a great post about men's wardrobes, found here:

http://open.salon.com/blog/dcvdickens/2009/04/30/a_short_class_in_cultural_anthropology_a_play_in_one_act

I'd like to share with you some wardrobe oddities of Keith's.  We met in June of 2004. … Read full post »

i tried to find birthday clouds, and this cake came up. now that is a cake i would like to have for my own self, forget the one year old it was originally for.  oh my god there's even bumble bees.

and now, a poem:

there… Read full post »

Lucky, lucky Tink.

The above was posted at 10:08  pm.

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The following was posted at or about 10:47  pm.

UPDATE!!!!!  CRUSHING UPDATE!!!!

http://open.salon.com/blog/drew-silla/2009/03/18/tinkertink69_bangs_drew-silla_the_art_film

&nbs… Read full post »

Frank,  Malachy,  Alphie:

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Irish Word Dancing

 A couple weeks ago I went to see the McCourt brothers at the Bearsville Theater.  I got to see Frank, Malachy, AND Alphie.  I… Read full post »

I know what a blow this will be to some of you.  Freaky graces our pages as many things.  An Octomom, a Cake-Eater, a Lawyer, and Indian Chief.  She certainly plays the innocent ingenue.

But, the above is an undoctored picture of Freaky Troll.  She live… Read full post »

or girls to bend you over the hood of a car, perhaps.

trying out that Title Title Title program - the one where you put in your original title and your tags, and it gives you a new, catchier title.  this is what it gave me, so this is what i am going with.

it is a lie, though.  i… Read full post »

how come arab men aren't circumsized?

they need someplace to hide their gum during a sandstorm.

listen, that is a good, bad, inappropriate joke.

if i were a better person, i would make a proper post about the awesome power of that storm.  how the photos of it… Read full post »

i dont recant a single word.  but the last post was causing some stress for others, so i take it down and replace it with this:

http://digg.com/d1oaoQ

i cant figure out how to embed the video. Read full post »

The Swedish company Ikea is taking over General Motors, it was announced this morning (i can't get the embed thing to work, but check CNN).  There were concerns that the IKEA business model would not be appropriate for the car company, but the head of IKEA reminded reporters at the… Read full post »

i know thats an insane statement.  i mean for gods sake, just for rock and roll, in my lifetime we have the beatles, led zeppelin, old peter gabriel, u2 and rem.

but i am standing by that crazy statement.… Read full post »

because every week i get to cry for a whole hour (or this week, two hours).  tears of joy, which are as cathartic as the bad kind.

i love this show.

dont get me wrong, i love reno 911 too.   because i get to laugh for an entire half… Read full post »

update:  someone made a response diagram!  here is the link:

http://opensalon.com/blog/farakhus/2009/09/07/re_venn_diagram_for_your_tired_out_holiday_sunday

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i was going to post this.  then i read cat's masterpiece and i felt silly posting someone else's poem.  but if mary oliver is good enough for osteph, she is good enough for me.  i love this one.

The Summer Day

Mary Oliver

Who made the world?
Who made… Read full post »

TEDDY!

See how you can sing Happy Birthday, Teddy, instead of Happy Birthday, Today? 

It works wonderfully!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lh525NYjzY

And now, one that sounds (and looks!) just exactly like me:

(please substitute the words Miss Knight for Mr. President, and Painbo… Read full post »

My lady has hair like Elvira, and was wearing a tight satiny top with the shoulders cut out the first time.  But she is very very nice.

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The housecleaner/cleaning lady/housekeeper/helper came today.  It was her second time, and I believe… Read full post »

well, so, i am going with what i said before - this girl owes kanye a huge debt, for winning those four awards last night.

i am no big fan of modern country - i like patsy and loretta and eddie arnold and charley pride and hank senior, and dont have… Read full post »

i finally got some pics on the computer.  for facebook, of course.  putting my old avatar up, for comparison, which i just realized, is fairly strong!

here are a couple.  it goes without saying i am not posting the worst pics i could find of myself. i… Read full post »