i went to see he's just not that into you last night.  i can't even fathom why the movie was made.  here are the people  in that movie:

1. a woman who is about as desperate as the two most desperate women i know.  i know two women who, were they to travel … Read full post »

tell me, how does Behind Blue Eyes's's's's  How does all that Hope and Change taste now?  get left off the cover?

http://open.salon.com/blog/behind_blue_eyes/2009/09/05/how_does_all_that_hope_and_change_taste_now

how did TWO megan fox posts make it, but this did not?

&nbs… Read full post »

I know what a blow this will be to some of you.  Freaky graces our pages as many things.  An Octomom, a Cake-Eater, a Lawyer, and Indian Chief.  She certainly plays the innocent ingenue.

But, the above is an undoctored picture of Freaky Troll.  She live… Read full post »

 it's too much. 

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the swine flu fear. 

the terrorist fear. 

the shooting fear. 

the open carry psychos fear. 

the smiting fear. 

the retribution fear. 

the homelessness fear. 

the hunger fear. 

the blizzard fear. 

the child as homeless… Read full post »

i finally got some pics on the computer.  for facebook, of course.  putting my old avatar up, for comparison, which i just realized, is fairly strong!

here are a couple.  it goes without saying i am not posting the worst pics i could find of myself. i… Read full post »

Hi all,

So, there was a blow-up at my blog the other day, wherein I wrote a terrible post, then someone I am known to despise came and left a hateful comment, so I made a crude and inflammatory headline (same as I did last time someone I am known to despise stopped… Read full post »

ok, it looks like i must be addicted to cigarettes again.  not because i have nicotine fits - i thought, as long as i didn't have nicotine fits, i couldn't be addicted.  but because, i am sitting here, exhausted, having screamed at the boy this morning (seriously - how do… Read full post »

My son just showed me this trailer for 2081, a movie based on a short story from Kurt Vonnegut's Welcome to the Monkey House.  You will remember the story - the one where ballerinas wear weights so they can't leap too high, and smart people wear headphones with government… Read full post »

i call you brown-nosing whores for judy berman's post having fewer views but more rates and comments than this one. 

you buncha brown-nosing whores.

JD Salinger has died at age 91.

JD Salinger, who of course invented Holden Caulfield, has died.

Personally, Catcher in the Rye never did mu… Read full post »

yep.

so he will get about three weeks pay, and i say lets pay march and april rent, which will buy us the house at least, till may.  so we wouldnt lose the pool right away.  you KNOW how i love to say "our pool."  you know our rent… Read full post »

i just decided this very minute that if i could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be bacon.  don't try to dissuade me - i know its not healthy, but surely no food - if it is the only food - will keep you healthy. … Read full post »

me in a bryan harrison design.  i kept the yellow shoes, so as not to be too busy.  i have a necklace on too, that you can't even see.

me at the beach, after extensive surgery to remove all manner of saddle bags and such.  look… Read full post »

dakini

i see your last comment was encouragement

for one of your fellow travellers

me

and i feel shaken that

the gifts you gave with those few words

(for i was not the only one encouraged by you, on your last afternoon)

were possibly the last you gave… Read full post »

pick me, pick me!

sheeeit.

like i would even attempt to narrow it down to ten.  or as if i could even imagine my memory serving me well enough to let me list 50, without still excluding people i would love to meet.

huh-uh.

i learned… Read full post »

remember in the concert in the park where he says, "what aa night."

today, literally, could not have gone better.

could NOT.  unless someone gave us 5000 dollars.

short of that, nope.  couldn't have been better.

this moment, there is a thunderstorm over our head,… Read full post »

 A classic beauty.

'Nother classic.

'Nother, different sort of classic.

  And something very special, for someone very special.

Suzy - I love you, WE love you, and I am so glad you are part of OS. … Read full post »

ok, it is 6:33 pm, and posts are still coming faster than i can read them.   we are currently up to at least 40, and counting.  i think i must not have been the only one craving this.  i cant wait to keep on reading these, and i think we are… Read full post »

Buddy D Parade from Cottage Films on Vimeo.

as i understand it, they had this parade because there was an announcer who always said if the saints made it to the super bowl, he would wear a dress.

and then he perished.

so this is their tribute to him… Read full post »

I took a good ten days off here and became a Farmville addict on Facebook.  I check my crops as soon as I get home, and I have my reindeer coupled up and waiting for the inevitable arrival of the Farmville Sleigh.  I hope to God it's inevitable, anyway.

I have… Read full post »

one of the best dreams i ever had in my life was this:  i was with my sister, and we were in some weird but not spooky place, and it was dusk.  when it turned all the way dark, giant lights automatically came on, making it as bright as day.  and… Read full post »

but she is highest rated!

while i LANGUISH!

arent you ashamed to be so transparent?

however, judy berman, in accordance with the laws of friendship according to *FOOLISH MONKEY*, if you have a house in the hamptoms, please consider that i am sucking up too.

i will… Read full post »

good news sunday my ass.  my life is what it is.  i am furious with keith for getting fired.  this is the third job hes been fired from in the five and a half years i have known him.  i am furious with him.

but do i tell him… Read full post »

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I think most will agree that this video makes the answer abundantly clear:  We are ALL Skanky enough for Reality TV.  Thereby laying to rest for once and for all the myth of the low skank-esteem of the Common Skank.

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1.  many people consider him the most talented guitar player they know.  but he never ever plays a song all the way through.  he used to play and i would sing and we would laugh about becoming a coffee house act that only sings partial songs.  before he knew me he… Read full post »

lost.  i am lost.  i dont have anyone to talk to, cause my go to friend is taking her kids to school.  i hit the boy this morning.  i didnt damage him physically.  i am too small and weak to hurt him physically.  but i scared him and loomed over him… Read full post »