'Jayne Says...'

JayneEyre

JayneEyre
Location
Somewhere here in, New York,
Birthday
July 08
Bio
... I'm done with Sergio He treats me like a ragdoll She hides The television Says I don't owe him nothing, But if he comes back again Tell him to wait right here for me Or just Try again tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow Jane says Have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it She knows They all want her to go But that's O.K. man She dont like them anyway Jane says She's goin away to spain When she gets my money saved I'm gonna start tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow Gonna kick tomorrow She gets mad Starts to cry She takes a swing but She cant hit She don't mean no harm She just don't know What else to do about it Jane goes To the store at 8:00 She walk up on St. Andrews She waits And gets her dinner there She pulls her dinner From her pocket Jane says I've never been in love I don't know what it is Only knows if someone wants her I want them if they want me I only know they want me She gets mad And she starts to cry She takes a swing man She cant hit! She don't mean no harm She just dont know What else to do about it Jane says...

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SEPTEMBER 10, 2008 11:17PM

Bits and Pieces

What I have is this life and it isn't much.  But such as it is, I am compelled to tell a story.

 I won't tell you a sob story, you have enough of your own.  But what I will share with you is this particular circumstance of a sad little girl… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 5, 2008 2:16PM

My Life As Your Husband's Mistress

I forgot to mention that your husband works in my office building; he's the lead engineer there.  He has access to all spaces, knows where the cameras are hidden, and likes to play dirty.

 Leaving the campus grounds for lunch today, my cell phone rings.

Your husband: "What are you doing?"… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 1, 2008 9:59PM

Afternoon at the Aquarium

Ever been to the Aquarium? I spent Saturday afternoon there with my boyfriend's daughter: a beautiful 18-month-old, with the most brilliant blue eyes and long eyelashes.  She's absolutely fabulous, I tell you, and she isn't even mine.

So this fucking aquarium, man...we were watching some jellyfi… Read full post »

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AUGUST 27, 2008 10:15AM

MEAN GIRLS

I find that most mean women, bitches, as I like to say, are called Christina or Katie or Kimberly or some other boring name.  

The last Katie I knew was rich, spoiled, and rotten.  Her long fingernails were made of acrylic and possibly plaster, she wore all the newest trends… Read full post »

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