A smiling Chris Dorner photographed with American Flag
So the ballad of Chris Dorner continues. Spawned by the media, it was inevitable to make the infamous cop killer legend, wait for it, dery. Walking in the footsteps of Mumia Abu Jamal, it is justifiable to turn a cop killer into a folk hero. Thank goodness for our liberal media. What would we do if we ever had to think on our own? We might actually make good decisions. That just can't be. No Gandhis or Mother Teresas for us.
Representing a cop killer as martyr- why it's as good as any top grossing movie! What an energizing way to lift our morale and put the country on one unitified track. The 1980 U. S. Olympic Ice Hockey team has nothing on this. Dorner will fuse the country, leading us to our destiny. Thanks Twitter. We are grateful Huffpo.
It is now official, Dorner's body has been positively ID'd. He is our hero. I can just hear "One Tin Soldier" playing in the background. He is the role model for all our children. Going out in a blaze of glory, Dorner will be remembered at least until February 18, 2013.