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JUNE 7, 2011 1:50PM

Press Hard On Weiner

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"Weiner's Future Limp"
"Weiner Losing Battle of the Bulge"
People, I know this is 3rd grade humor - at best.

But as Jon Stewart said, "As a comedian this is a slam dunk: Weiner name, wiener picture. Where’s my check?"

I know I am laughing at the expense of another human being. Call this my tiny hypocrisy, if you will.
In last comment Weiner = winner
"Weiner Takes All!"
Democrats Struggle to Contain Weiner
Here's another attempt at the 3rd grade humor...
"No One Relishes Weiner"
Heat Rises as Weiner is Grilled
Also, since Weiner claims he has done this with six women, we can call them the "sext-et."
Schnitzeled by Weiner.
To avoid any more jokes Anthony Weiner legally changes name to



Oscar Meyer...
"Weiner Vows To Work Hard To Regain Trust"
"Weiner Regrets Huge Mistake"
"Weiner Refuses To Discuss Re-erection"
Hard Times Ahead For Weiner
"Weiner finally stands up and admits true. Career shrivels."

"Criticism against Weiner hardens."

"Few Dems Standup with Weiner."

"Weiner Supporters Deflated after Revelations."

Should I stop now?
Weiner Vows To Stand Firm

No, Sheepy, don't stop!

(Seriously, who is rating this? I'm flattered, but, come on!)
"Weiner Admits His Stuff Wasn't Manipulated"
"Twitter Erects Monument to honor Weiner"

"I Lied" Weiner Ejaculates

Weiner Rubs Public Wrong Way

Weiner Sore After Grilling by Press.

Weiner: Poll is down after disclosure.

Weiner Press Release at hand.
"Weiner Denies Movement to The Right"
"Support For Weiner Diminishes Overnight"
"Weiner Hung Himself"
Is Weiner a dick, or just a dog?
Shameless Weiner gets all bent out of shape on ethics charges.
Weiner won't stand down, wife won't give him a hand.

Okay, maybe not fit for headlines.... unless at the Onion.
Weiner's Finest: So good it has over 500 tweets. Sold also at Coney Island where Weiner's Finest promises one hell of a ride.


rated with hugs
I rated, but I have no good lines. Jus' reading for laughs!
Weiner holds up under oral examination. Darn, the funny ones are all taken. Or maybe I'm just no good at one-liners :)
Okay, I just saw this one on Google:

"Boehner silent on Weiner scandal."
sweetfeet, Boehner and Weiner, that's a double whammy for sure! Great find!
Dems' Weiner in a Pickle

Lezlie
Weiner Tries To Hold His Own in Media Spotlight (Says It's Very Hard)
Pelosi Demands that Weiner Lay Low, Holds Off on Tongue Lashing
You are a woman after my own heart. In a different world we could have met and ran off to make beautifully bad puns together. This "post" is "huge"! It's going to bring the OS sever to its "knees" and it's "blow" the roof off the whole place. R
Weiner Caught Between Rock and Hard Place
Btw, I loved the "head"-line pun in the body of your text.
Trudge, that must have been my subconscious talking! Yikes!
Weiner decries fuss over such a little thing.
He got this in the mail today: here
I think Jon Stewart said it best when he said this was the wheelhouse.

Barry, too funny.
"Boehner All Over Weiner Boner"
Democrats Have Big Dicks; Need Bigger Balls
" Politics makes bedfellows of Weiners with Losers"
♥R
Back from an extended flounce only to offer: Weiner relegated to junk pile of history

Media rules Weiner's defense flaccid

Weiner antes in on boxers versus briefs
Weiner pops up a press conference, Breitbart tries to jack it first.
"New Info Shows Weiner Has Balls"
House Members Shun Weiner

Y'all are really good. But please don't make this my most popular post ever. :-)

And I'm gratified to see that Gordon Osmond has a sense of humor, although I hope he can be persuaded to extend his rapier wit to the peccadilloes of conservatives, as well as liberals.
"Weiner & His Invisible Wife Acknowledge w/gratitude Constituencys Best Wishes For His
Prolonged but Proactive Plan for his Political Rejuvenation: Chemical Castration"
Indications are that Weiner's member and chest aren't all that bad. God is in his heaven for this modest recompense for a face that would launch a thousand ships--in the opposite direction.
"Weiner Wilts Under Close Examination"
Weiner's Career Ends Prematurely
A Weiner For All! (He believes in sharing.)
I say leave it alone, as all is in a name.
"Jumping on the Weiner train!"
Suppose he was assassinated? WEINER WHACKED.
My prediction:

Weiner Down and Out
I truly regret not being here to participate. This is hilarious.
Weiner Blows Chance for Mayor by Titillating Twitter Tweet.
Humans make mistakes. Forget and move on.
Kate, not until...

Weiner Withdraws!

No, I'm only kidding. In fact, I had thought about writing another blog about all of the "pearl clutching" going on, especially after hearing on some show last night about how it would be impossible now for anyone to trust Weiner with any kind of sensitive information, as we now know that he is a liar.

My take on that is that lying about embarrassing sexual situations in order to save face publicly does not automatically translate into being an untrustworthy public servant or employee.

But it just feels like too much work to write today.
Jeanette. Withdraw? Au contraire, Weiner (at this writing) remains avowedly determined to stick it out. Ah, um, but THAT'S the entire problem, right there! He's BEEN sticking it out, and sticking it out, and sticking it out. It's high time he tucked it in.
At some slight risk of carrying on too long here, I'll add: you gotta know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em. This weiner needs to fold...
MotMista, LOL! Long time, no see. Hope you've been well.
Pelosi Roasts Weiner.

Weiner Tweets Weiner-Free Tweet

Grilling, Roasting, and Tweeting: 101 Things You Never Knew You Could Do to a Weiner

Oscar Meyer Donates Wienermobile to Campaign; Weiner Refuses to Drive Relative

Weiner Under Fire from Campers

Weiner at the Wheel: Wienermobile Doubles as Hearse

Walking in a Weiner Wonderland: How to Grill on the Go

Tweeting a Weiner: Catch-up with all the Angles
Update to 06/16/11 :

"Weiner Finally Down and Out"
You Won't Have a Weiner to Kick Around Anymore