You are a woman after my own heart. In a different world we could have met and ran off to make beautifully bad puns together. This "post" is "huge"! It's going to bring the OS sever to its "knees" and it's "blow" the roof off the whole place. R
Y'all are really good. But please don't make this my most popular post ever. :-)
And I'm gratified to see that Gordon Osmond has a sense of humor, although I hope he can be persuaded to extend his rapier wit to the peccadilloes of conservatives, as well as liberals.
"Weiner & His Invisible Wife Acknowledge w/gratitude Constituencys Best Wishes For His Prolonged but Proactive Plan for his Political Rejuvenation: Chemical Castration"
Indications are that Weiner's member and chest aren't all that bad. God is in his heaven for this modest recompense for a face that would launch a thousand ships--in the opposite direction.
No, I'm only kidding. In fact, I had thought about writing another blog about all of the "pearl clutching" going on, especially after hearing on some show last night about how it would be impossible now for anyone to trust Weiner with any kind of sensitive information, as we now know that he is a liar.
My take on that is that lying about embarrassing sexual situations in order to save face publicly does not automatically translate into being an untrustworthy public servant or employee.
But it just feels like too much work to write today.
Jeanette. Withdraw? Au contraire, Weiner (at this writing) remains avowedly determined to stick it out. Ah, um, but THAT'S the entire problem, right there! He's BEEN sticking it out, and sticking it out, and sticking it out. It's high time he tucked it in.
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"Weiner Losing Battle of the Bulge"
R
But as Jon Stewart said, "As a comedian this is a slam dunk: Weiner name, wiener picture. Where’s my check?"
I know I am laughing at the expense of another human being. Call this my tiny hypocrisy, if you will.
"Weiner Takes All!"
"No One Relishes Weiner"
Oscar Meyer...
"Weiner Regrets Huge Mistake"
"Weiner Refuses To Discuss Re-erection"
"Criticism against Weiner hardens."
"Few Dems Standup with Weiner."
"Weiner Supporters Deflated after Revelations."
Should I stop now?
No, Sheepy, don't stop!
(Seriously, who is rating this? I'm flattered, but, come on!)
"I Lied" Weiner Ejaculates
Weiner Rubs Public Wrong Way
Weiner Sore After Grilling by Press.
Weiner: Poll is down after disclosure.
Weiner Press Release at hand.
"Support For Weiner Diminishes Overnight"
"Weiner Hung Himself"
Shameless Weiner gets all bent out of shape on ethics charges.
Weiner won't stand down, wife won't give him a hand.
Okay, maybe not fit for headlines.... unless at the Onion.
rated with hugs
"Boehner silent on Weiner scandal."
Lezlie
Barry, too funny.
♥R
Media rules Weiner's defense flaccid
Weiner antes in on boxers versus briefs
Y'all are really good. But please don't make this my most popular post ever. :-)
And I'm gratified to see that Gordon Osmond has a sense of humor, although I hope he can be persuaded to extend his rapier wit to the peccadilloes of conservatives, as well as liberals.
Prolonged but Proactive Plan for his Political Rejuvenation: Chemical Castration"
Weiner Down and Out
Weiner Withdraws!
No, I'm only kidding. In fact, I had thought about writing another blog about all of the "pearl clutching" going on, especially after hearing on some show last night about how it would be impossible now for anyone to trust Weiner with any kind of sensitive information, as we now know that he is a liar.
My take on that is that lying about embarrassing sexual situations in order to save face publicly does not automatically translate into being an untrustworthy public servant or employee.
But it just feels like too much work to write today.
Weiner Tweets Weiner-Free Tweet
Grilling, Roasting, and Tweeting: 101 Things You Never Knew You Could Do to a Weiner
Oscar Meyer Donates Wienermobile to Campaign; Weiner Refuses to Drive Relative
Weiner Under Fire from Campers
Weiner at the Wheel: Wienermobile Doubles as Hearse
Walking in a Weiner Wonderland: How to Grill on the Go
Tweeting a Weiner: Catch-up with all the Angles
"Weiner Finally Down and Out"