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AUGUST 3, 2011 10:09PM

News of the Weird - Don't Wear Your Bunny Suit to Idaho

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It's not the kind of story you hear every day (which is probably a good thing) and I would assume that this goes double in Idaho.  But maybe not?


(Reuters) - Police in Idaho Falls said on Tuesday they have told a 34-year-old man to stop wearing a bunny suit in public after residents complained that he has been frightening children.

Police warned Idaho Falls resident William Falkingham after a woman said she saw him dressed in the costume, peeking at her young son from behind a tree and pointing his finger like a gun, according to a police report.

An investigation of the sighting led officers to question other neighbors, "who expressed that they were greatly disturbed by Falkingham and his bunny suit," the report said.

Neighbors also reported that Falkingham occasionally wears a tutu with the bunny suit, police said in a statement.

Falkingham told police that while he "enjoys wearing the suit," he understood the concerns, and that he could be cited as a public nuisance for that type of behavior, Idaho Falls Police Department spokeswoman Joelyn Hansen said.

Falkingham could not be reached for comment.

Neighbor Deborah Colson defended Falkingham in a telephone interview with Reuters, saying he has an eccentric but otherwise harmless habit of dressing up in costume and making appearances on his own property.

"He's got the bunny outfit, a cowboy suit and a ballerina dress but you don't see him except where he's tripping through his backyard," she said.

Colson said she worried that news of Falkingham's at-home habits might make him a target of fear and scorn.

"He's never done anything wrong but wear his little suits in the background," she said. "He's got a strange lifestyle at home but we all do weird things at home. It makes me so sad: people don't even do anything and they get laughed at."


After I wiped the look of "holy shit" astonishment off my face, I simply had to take a moment to contemplate the many layers contained in this story. (Kudos to Laura Zuckereman, who wrote this piece for Reuters. The matter-of-fact tone plays very well against the bizarre facts.)

First there are the visuals.  A grown man in a bunny suit peeking out from behind a tree and pointing his finger - like a gun.  Yes, I think most people would be freaked out by this, especially the parents of young children. But I admit there is a part of me that would love to see something this surreal while out for my three-mile "power walk" around my oh-so-normal neighborhood. I feel like I sometimes need to be shocked out of my complacency - this would do the trick quite nicely. But the tutu just seems like gilding the lily to me.

Second, there is the psychology of Mr. Falkingham. What does his choice of costumes say about him? Why a bunny and not a squirrel? Why a cowboy and not a fireman? Is this a psychosexual drama he's playing out, or is he reenacting the 5th birthday party he always wanted, but never had? He seems to understand that his actions make other people uncomfortable, but he also seems to be at a loss to stop himself. Is he familiar with a group of people known as "furries", and would it be helpful to him to know he's not alone?

And finally there is the neighbor, Deborah Colson. On the one hand, I admire her open mind and her willingness to defend a man who most others would, at best, ignore or, at worst, revile. On the other hand, I hope that she isn't interviewed again in the future, after they've dug up several bodies from Falkingham's backyard, spouting that old familiar line, "But he always seemed like such a nice fellow."

Upon further research, I see that the ACLU has been alerted to the situation. Perhaps this will go all the way to the Supreme Court. Bunny v. Idaho. It has a nice ring to it, don't you think? 

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Furries In Idaho wait until I tell my friend who is moving there. I feel the guy is just different but yea I hope in years to come people don't start disappearing :)
From the files of the just plain weird..
wtf indeed. I hope you set up a google alert so you can keep track of the story. I just came from another site that described a story out of Missouri where Slaughterhouse 5 was banned from a public high school district because it teaches principles that are contrary to the Bible. I'd take a benign bunny any day over a banned seminal book. Although one would hope that it doesn't turn out that Bunny does Idaho.
My husband and I spent time in Idaho growing up, and this post hit the spot. Oh, Idaho. But why can't he act ridiculously? There used to be stories about people who acted nutty way back when, before psychotropic meds were so common. I kind of like it.
I agree - the bunny suit and fake-gun good, tutu just too-too. And, yes, this poor soul needs to go to a furry con-ention (got no lr between u and w). Unless his thing is to draw attention to himself... Kinda sad and funny. But, as bbd sez, there are REAL crazies out there, dressed normally, applying their crazy agenda to a unsettlingly compliant real world...
Maybe the costumes enable him to feel anonymous, so that as a bunny, he can freely frighten people. Maybe he just can't afford a computer.
I would have to err on the side caution and hope that this guy took the fair warning he was given to heart and hopped inside his home to persue his eccentric quests behind close doors. Remember: John Wayne Gacey used to dress up like a clown. I'm not comparing this guy to Gacey, but you never know. R
Your good and today your hilarious.
Lunchlady2, yes, who knew? And I so hope that he just a harmless eccentric.

Barry, I set up Google alerts for all the important stories I'm tracking! :-) And you're right, I'll take a furry over book-banner any day of the week.

Rei, I think it is true that a lot of our eccentricity has been drugged out of us. There were probably a lot of people in smaller towns who were just "different" and people accepted that. But we all live in fear now. Of course, prudence is always a good thing, but paranoia is not.

Myriad, what a great point about the so-called "normal" people being the ones who have really screwed us over. Makes a guy in a bunny suit seem so very tame.

greenheron, the possibilities are endless. I really wish that Reuters had been able to reach him for an interview. On the other hand, this is all over the internet (and I'm certainly not helping matters), so I can understand why he would be hesitant to put himself out there like that.

Trudge, I also thought of Gacy, and I'm sure that's what lots of parents are thinking too. I'm sure that my protective instincts would kick in immediately. Let's hope that we don't hear about this guy anymore.

Algis, any day that I can make someone laugh is a good day. Thanks!
Well, Jeanette, we'll all need a good trial to watch next summer on Court TV. Rated.
Well this is certainly an unusual tale! Pun intended...
Who knows what makes young or older men behave in strange ways like this Mr Falkingham, but in any case I find it sad both ways. What makes him behave as he does and the way he is perceived by people are sad because of the times we live in. Who knows, if something like this happened a couple of hundred years ago, it might have been an eccentric subject for a Dickensian novel or something.
♥R
Bellemeade, I would definitely watch that one!

Dicky, truth really is stranger than fiction. I see examples of that every single day.

Fusun, you're probably right. Or he might be a "Boo Radley" kind of character. But now, everyone's so paranoid (and not entirely without reason) that all we can see is the potential danger. This story just really struck me for some reason - there is so much of human condition packed into it.
Oh, I bet there are at least a dozen people in Congress who like to dress up in weirder stuff than this guy...and they're running the country! R