I'm having a party at my house. The video below was filmed there just recently. (As you can see, I am a lot shorter and pudgier than my avatar would indicate.)
All are welcome! If you have an OS account, you are invited. Just a few simple rules:
1) Don't go into that closet unless you have a rope tied to you. We're still looking for Craig T. Nelson.
2) Help yourself to anything in the fridge. Except my bottle of Joint Juice. I need that shit.
3) Don't let the gray cat out or the black cat in.
4) If you spill anything on my couch, I will have to kill you.
5) There are three fish in my pond. They'd better all be there tomorrow.
6) If you do something really, really bad, there is a church right across the street. It's Methodist, but that will do in a pinch.
7) Fellas, put the seat down.
8) Personal grudges will be settled on the Twister mat.
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(Does Joint Juice really work?) ~r
2.do you have any hummus that is spicier than the usual?
3.what about the pink rabbit?
4. ok ok. put some plastic over it if you are gonna obsess.
5.fish i would only eat if you gave me some vodka. do not give me vodka, if you truly love your damn precious couch & fish...
6.so noted. i may need to talk to God in the morning. That's when He listens best, I have found.
7.i will sit for number 1, just to remind myself to do this.
Joan, Sam Cooke's voice has almost convinced me that God exists. (As for Joint Juice, I'm not really sure. It hasn't hurt. Has helped maybe a little.)
Oryoki, I know what you mean. We'll try to keep that to a minimum.
Procopius, my fish only drink the best. Make sure it's a good bottle
James, you certainly have a point about Rule #1. I just don't want Craig T. Nelson to come crashing through my ceiling covered in jello at an inopportune moment, so I would like to find him.
with his golf buddies in Cali. The IRS is gonna get him ,
because he said in 09 he no longer will pay taxes. (wikipedia has a
brief article on him)
I hope the movie version of his hit show "coach" will come out soon.
albert finney will play the lead.
Scarlett, yes! (It was my sophomore year of college, and they were having a big record sale at the Kent State student center. I didn't have much money, but had to buy Freedom of Choice by Devo and Wild Planet by the B-52s. Practically wore them both out.)
Just Thinking, hey, if that's the kind of thing you're into, don't let me stop you. ;-)
James, are you stalking Craig T. Nelson?
I promise to abide by the rules and thanks for the invite..
And maybe I'll just move the couch out to the front porch. And the refrigerator as well. This is Tennessee, after all.
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craig t..
that damn show of his, "coach", it was part of me for awhile,
and i admit i kinda laughed, especially cuz of dick van dyke's
brother in it...
anyway, i am fresh out of stalking victims.
next one should be dead.
maybe charles laughton?
Yeah.....no.
Choking and erotic just don't go in the same sentence, in-my-humble-and-more-prudish-than-that opinion : )
Hey, you're the one who brought it up! Ropes and closets and all....
Mumbletypeg, bring it.
Just Thinking, I guess I am the one who brought it up! But prudes are welcome just the same.
Man Talk Now, unfortunately, no. It's glucosamine/chondroitin in liquid form. Supposed to be good for joint pain. But it does have a completely artificial orange-y flavor, which I guess could be mixed with vodka (which we need to keep away from James).
A Twister mat. That is where it all should be settled. :)
Cranky, we'll be here!
Oryoki Bowl, thanks! That takes a load off my mind. You can definitely be my co-hostess!
Frank, it is pretty rainy here, isn't it? Just be sure and wipe your feet real good on the doormat.
But, hey, what did you do with my fish?!?!?
l'Heure Bleue, thanks for being to thoughtful! Maybe I'll just cover the entire inside of the house in Twister mats. Craig T. Nelson seems to be gone now...I hope.
Just Thinking, I think you and greenheron will get along very well. I haven't had Bragg's in a long time - I may have to buy a bottle.
designanator? Why, officer, I've never heard of the guy. You say he was supposed to be here? No, I haven't seen him. (designanator, I hope you'll understand. It's a B&B Italia couch. And I did clearly specify...) :-)
Margaret, I would only consider that "really bad", not "really, really bad". (This fish might disagree, of course.) Let me know if you're feeling queasy, and I'll bring you some Pepto Bismol!
BTW, the party continues all day today, so feel free to stop on by all of you procrastinators!
Think I'll add another Sam Cooke song to the mix...