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JUNE 9, 2012 7:53PM

I Want To Hold Your Spam

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It's simple.  Take a favorite song, book or movie title, and replace one word with "spam". Because spam can ruin anything. (As per the title above, Beatles songs are especially suitable.)


Baby You Can Drive My Spam

Norwegian Spam

Can't Buy Me Spam

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Spam

A Hard Day's Spam

Here Comes the Spam

I'll Follow the Spam

Lucy in the Sky with Spam

The Ballad of Spam and Yoko

You've Got to Hide Your Spam Away

Old Brown Spam

All You Need is Spam

Carry That Spam

Maxwell's Silver Spammer

I Am the Spamrus 

I'm Happy Just to Spam With You 

The Long and Winding Spam 

Magical Mystery Spam 

Beatles Solo Careers

Paul:  Spam on the Run

John:  Give Spam a Chance

George:  While My Spam Gently Weeps

Ringo:  You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful and You're Spam 


The Bridge On the River Spam

War and Spam

It's a Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam World 

A Midsummer Night's Spam

Spamarillo By Morning 

The Wizard of Spam

Spam With the Wind

Eat, Pray, Spam

The Swiss Spamily Robinson

Papa Was  a Rolling Spam 

The Maltese Spam

Chariots of Spam

The Spam Connection

Attack of the Fifty Foot Spam 

A Spam for All Seasons

Spam the Torpedoes!

The Three Faces of Spam 

A Fistful of Spam

As a Man Spammeth

Spambake! 

A Spam Under the Influence

Spamming Arizona 

Night of the Living Spam 

 Spamton Abbey

Spamway to Heaven 

Atlas Spammed 

Lord, I Was Born a Spamblin' Man 

Spams of New York

The Good, The Spam and The Ugly 

Village of the Spammed 

The Spam Menagerie 

Spam 9 From Outer Space 

Who's That Spam (Spamming Around with You)?

Spam Up and Jelly Tight

Sheena Is a Punk Spammer 

God Save the Spam

Spam Is On My Side 

Seven Spams for Seven Brothers 

Far From the Spamming Crowd

Spam Yankees

Spambaya 

Honky Tonk Spam 

A Spam of One's Own 

The Silence of the Spams 

Spambi 

Green Eggs and Spam 

The Spam on the Floss 

Spam and Spammability (a two-fer!)

Wuthering Spam

Charlotte's Spam

Middlespam

The House of Spam

2001 A Spam Odyssey

The Day the Spam Stood Still

It's a Wonderful Spam

Spam!  (this covers a lot of territory) 

Spamzilla

The Bride of Spam

Scratch My Spam

A Spamcycle Built For Two

My Spam Will Go On 

How Green Was My Spam

Heart of Spamness

The Great Spamsby

Special John Steinbeck Section: 

The Spam of Wrath

In Dubious Spam

Of Mice and Spam 

 Travels With Spam

Spam of Eden

Spammery Row 


OK, you get the picture. Come up with your own besties in comments. 

 

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Spam, spam, spam, spam,
Spammity Spam, Spammity Spam!!
This is making me reconsider vegetarianism as an ethical act of kindness
I'll take Wuthering Spam.

This reminds me of that formula for making your stripper name: first pet+first street you rented an apartment. If we changed first pet name to Spam, I'd be "Spammy Dartmouth".
OMG I am rolling here!
Harry Spammer and the Prisoner of AskeSPAM.
O What a Wonderful Spam
A Tale of Two Spams
Lawrence of Spam
The Bridge on the River Spam
Pet Spamatary
I Walk the Spam
Green eggs and spam

Spam I am

One Spam Two Spam
Red Spam Blue Spam
This spam drives a little car...
"Spammy, Spammy, Spammy's in love..."
Sorry!
I must remember this is serious business!
Hmmmm...*scratches chin*
To Spam a Mockingbird (illegal in some states, certainly still sin)
Spam and Spammer
The Unbearable Lightness of Spam
Dr. Strangespam
Octospammy
Spamfinger
Love and Spam
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Spam (but were too spammed to ask)
Spam At Tiffany's (includes famous tune, "Spam River")
Spam and Deliver
Shall We Spam?
The Spam & I
An Unsuitable Job for a Spammer
The Spammorcist
Spam the Right Thing
Digging To Spam
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Spam
and the silly but wonderful list goes on...
Rated
LOL already! Be careful y'all. This is addictive (unlike Spam itself).
So funny! Goodnight Spam!
The Little Spambot That Could
Mary Had a Little Spam
The Three Little Spam Pigs
SPAM on a Hot Tin Roof
The Iceman SPAMeth
SPAMming for Godot
The Last of the Red Hot SPAMMERS
SPAMMERY Row
SPAMMER in the Rye
Of Mice and SPAM
Spammy Hallows
Born To Be spam
American Spam
Some of you are really getting into this!
Spam & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Spam Pacific
Spamville
The Spam Trap
Edward Spamhands
In the Spam of the Night
Butch Cassidy & the Spamdance Kid
Love In the Time of Spam
Spam Yankees
A Clockwork Spam
A Spammer In the Works
PW, I'm starting to get a little worried about you! ;-)
Broadway - The Music Spam
West Side Spam
Spamelot
The Sound of Spam
Guys and Spams
How to Succeed in Spam Without Really Trying
Spiderspam
Brigaspam
Oklaspama
A Little Night Spam
Broadway - The Music Spam
West Side Spam
Spamelot
The Sound of Spam
Guys and Spams
How to Succeed in Spam Without Really Trying
Spiderspam
Brigaspam
Oklaspama
A Little Night Spam
And more importantly,
How to Succeed in Business Without Really SPAMMING!
Rated for the Spam of It!
@nilesite: Oklaspama!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!!
Can I hear you sing it? "O-K-L-A, ..."
You got them all!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lezlie
Lezlie, I haven't even scratched the surface...
@nilesite: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@Jeanette - thank you! This was inspired.
"O-klaspama! where the spambots clog the feed each day
Where the ugly spam can cause a jam
When the bloggers try to keep their posts!

O-klaspama! every night they post 'em by the ton
While the bloggers weep and lose more sleep
And the spammers' day is never done!

And when they say....Yow! gxzlpq!
They're only sayin'
You're doing fine, Oklaspama, Oklaspama, OK!

LOL
PW goes the extra mile!
OK, PW - nicely done! But how about "The Surrey with the Spam on Top?" or maybe "People Will Say We're in Spam?"
The Old Man and the Spam
The Spamford Wives
The Star Spambled Banner
Battle Spam of the Republicans
Something Spammed This Way Comes (RIP, Ray)
@Matt - Star Spambled Banner - hilarious!
@Matt: The Spamford Wives!!!LOL
Where the red Spam Grows
Cold Sassy Spam
Priscilla Queen of the Spam
Spamazon Rain Forest
The Spamtastics
A Sreetcar Named Spam ("I have always relied on the Spam of strangers.")
Finnegan's Spam
Riding In Cars with Spam
You've Got Spam LOL
Spamless In Seattle
Old Spammer
Robin Hood, Prince of Spam
Dances With Spam
Gone With the Spam (we wish!)
Superspam
Spam Wars
The Spam Artist
The Spamtastic Voyage
Spamming Forrester
This is one of the funniest anti-spam posts I've yet read. I'm sitting here chuckling to myself - the pets, not for the first time, think I've gone bonkers.
Spamming Private Ryan?
..."And Old Man Spammer, he just keeps spammin' alongggggg...."
heehee
"Spamside Story." Oh god, did I see, "Lucy in the sky with spam?!" No! Runs screaming out of the room!
My Playlist (apologies to Green Day and the Clash) and in the heart of true punk rockers:

Green Day

21 Spams
21st Spamtury Breakdown
American Spameulogy
American Spamiot
Boulevard of Broken Spams
Cigarettes and Spamentines
East Jesus Spamwhere
Good Spamance
Spamiday
Last of the American Spams
Spam for a Day
Spammer Bomb
Spammer of Suburbia
Spam Your Enemy
Viva la Spamia

The Clash
All the Young Spams
Armaspameon Time
Blonde, Spam and Roll
This is Spam
Straight to Spam
Three Spam Trick
Spamish Bombs
Spam Sex Roar
The Sound of Spammers
Spammers Delight
Spam the Casbah
Spamdon Calling
Well done, very funny!
Casaspamma
Citizen Spam
The African Spam
The Third Spam
The Silence of the Spams
Spider-Spam
The Spam Sense
Austin Powers In Goldspammer
Catch Me If You Spam
Spamma Mia!
Spamdog Millionaire LOL
Spam Kids
The Last Spamurai LOL
Black Spam
Legally Spam
Spam Cowboys
Young Frankenspam
Conspamacy Theory
Any Which Way You Spam
PW, you can leave as many comments as you want. It's nice to know someone as "punny" as me, haha.
Deborah, I especially like the idea of concentrating on one band or one author, etc. It makes for a unified theme. ;-)
http://www.spam.com/
it has sir spam a lot, and the tower of spam. what can one say,other than pass the Cheese Whiz?
I'm done! I'm gonna watch Tom Cruise in "The Last SPAMurai" on Channel 178.
@nilesite! Okay! Let's go! *links arm with her blogging compatriot*
Actually, I was only joking. I really cannot stand Spam Cruise. He's gone all religious over the past 25 years or so.
Jeannette: A word to the wise. never suggest to this Poor Woman how she may "leave as many comments as [she] want(s)." LOl
You'll be sor-reee.

The Spamformers
Spam of Green Gables
Spam of Avonlea
Spam of Green Gables: the Sequal

Spamastasia
Spamterbury Tales
Dr. Spamago
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Spam
Spamzapoppin
Spama la Deuce
Spamming Room Only



Rogers & Spammerstein
Spamela Sue Anderson
Spam Dawber
LOL, knock yourself out, PW!
Oklaspama lyric upgrade;

"O-klaspama! where the spambots clog the feed each day
Where the ugly spam can cause a jam
When the bloggers try and write for pay!

O-klaspama! every night they post 'em by the ton
While the bloggers weep and lose more sleep
And the spammers' day is never done!

We know we belong on OS
And OS as a venue's the best!

So when they say....Yow! gxzlpj!
They're only sayin'
You're doing fine, Oklaspama, Oklaspama, OK!

LOL
Dunno know if anyone's got this yet, but -
Soylent Spam! It's...
"Soylent Spam is made of people! Its' made of people!"
LOL
Two is company - three, Spam
Spamtacus
Last Spam on Earth
Days of Wine and Spam
A Spam Love
True Spam Never Die
Everything you wanted to know about Spam but were afraid to ask
Do you love Spam?
Guess Who's Coming to Spam?
The Art of Spamming
you are the SPAMSHINE of my life,.....rated for
SPAMTASTIC!
Hey Spam

You Won't Spam Me

This Spam Has Flown

Lucy In The Spam With Diamonds (part deux)

The Long and Winding Spam

Spam! (instead of Help!)

Spam Submarine

Dear Spam

Spam Fields Forever

Eleanor Spa

A few more oldies but goodies:

The Sounds of Spam

Gimme Spam

Rock and Spam

Teenage Spamland

Sweet Spam

Take A Walk On The Spam Side

Spam! Spam! Spam!

Fortunate Spam

Like A Rolling Spam

The Spam-Spangled Banner (Jimi's version)

Show Me The Spam
I have gone and done it. When I saw you on the top of the highest ratings, I knew SPAM had its place...finally
Harry Potter and the Deathly Spam

Spam Karenina

Encyclopedia Spamica

The Agony and Spam-stacy

"Spam is people too, my friends."

"Spam and Change."

The Brothers Kara-spamov

Spam and Punishment

Lord of the Spam (Clue, Tolkien)

Spam over Troubled Water

Baby Spammer

Call me Spam
Spamdau Ballet
Monty Python and the Holy Spam
Beauty and the Spam
Three Spams in the Fountain
Spammers in the Night
Bowling for Spam
Spam It Like Beckham
Spamdog Millionaire
The Spam Has Eyes
Apocalypse Spam
A Tale of Two Spams
Infinite Spam
The King James Spam
Hairspam
Rocketspam
The Spam Who Sold The World
Smells Like Teen Spam
Indiana Spam
Great idea and I will contribute...

"When Sρam met Sally"

"You've got sρam"

"Sρam's Diary''

"Sρam Instict''

"The silence of the Sρam''

"The Last of the Sρammers"

This could go on to everything I think......
A Spam Reading List

The Spamlet -- Ham Faulkner

The Town of Spam

A Streetcar Named Spam - Tennespam Williams

Night of the Spamguana

The Spam Tattoo

El Spammo Real

Spam at Tiffany - Spammy Capote

Valley of the Spam -- Jacqueline Suspam

In Cold Spam -- Spammy Capote

Bury my Spam at Wounded Knee-- Dee Spamarama Brown

Slaughterhouse Spam-- Kurt Vonnespam

Spam of Champions - Kurt Vonnespam

Spam 451 - Ray Spambury
Has anyone mentioned Sir Spamalot?
We need a Rolling Stones version.

Spam is on My Side
It's All Over Spam
Heart of Spam
The Last Spam
Spamisfaction
Get Off My Spam
Mother's Little Spam
Spam Tuesday
As Spam Goes By
Under My Spam
19th Nervous Spam
Spam's Little Helper
Paint It, Spam
2000 Light Years From Spam (oh how I wish)
Lady Spam
Jumpin' Jack Spam
Spam Fightin' Man (yeah!)
Spam For the Devil
Beast of Spam
Spam of the Earth
Honky Tonk Spam
Gimme Spam
Midnight Spam
You Can't Always Spam What You Want
Let it Spam
Moonlight Spam
Brown Spam (yecch!)
Sweet Black Spam (if you say so)
Wild Spam
All Down the Spam
It's Only Spam But I Like It
Spam Fucker
Spam Waits For No One
Spam's So Cold
Caught Between Some Spam and a Hard Place
Spam Me Up
Spam You
STOP, I CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE!

(particularly liked Spam for All Seasons!)

Have you left anything? Hmmmm. "When a SPAM loves a woman ... !!!" sing it with me. Darn, they already took Spamalot a while ago. "Star Spangled Spammer"?

PW -- Spam Yankees!! love it!

"Nobody expects the Spammish Inquisition!" That is my final answer!

best, libby
I'll bet the editors here on salon are busy tonite!
omg, this was so funny! Thank you, Ms. DeMain, et.al.

The entirety of modern creative output, reduced to canned pig parts. No visual art though?

Spam Luncheon on the Grass, by Edouard Spamanet
Desmoiselles d'Spamavignon by Spamablo Spamcasso
The Spam Eaters by Vincent Spam Gogh
Spama Lisa by Spamanardo da Spaminci
Nude Spam by Henri Spamatisse
Still Life with Apples and Spam by Paul Spamzanne
I'm just going to roll with the entire spam concept and copy paste your list and post it seventeen times. How's that for spam?

Besides, you took all the best titles. Science Fiction Spam
Spam: by Frank Herbert
Spam: by Michael Crichton
Spam: (A film) by Ridley Scott
Spam: (A film) by Michael Bay
Spam: by Dean Ing
Spam: by Alan Dean Foster
Spam: by Piers Anthony

The trick here is to guess which titles are replaced by spam? I have made it easy and only have chosen one word titles. Good luck!
--r--
I can hardly wait for the compilation album. Will the movies be I 3D? R
spam/
i shall get out my rhyming dictionary for this...

tis just a scam, ma'am, this spam.
wham, this sham comes into your 'I AM'...

and you? are theirs.
James, wham bam thank you spam!

This is going to be a hell of a mess to clean up this morning, al of this spam being tossed around while I was sleeping.

I hope you're proud of yourselves! I know I am. ;-)
Great list, feel free to ad this classic: The Spam Also Rises by Earnest Hemorrhoidway

Advertising spam is even more disgusting than Spam in a can. That's saying something since the original contains ground and compressed animal parts not otherwise fit for display, as well as sawdust and other fillers, and a federally mandated amount of fecal matter aka ratshit.

Say maybe we should start calling advertising spam ratshit.
"The Six Spams of Henry VIII"

(We know he et #2 and #3 for breakfast with a nice chianti)
All this spam just gives me the blues
I guess if you are online it's part of payin' your dues.
Somebody in Nigeria wants my cash
Somebody else made my computer crash.
I wish all this spam would go away
But I bet it's still here on the next new day.
I got the blues, the too much spam blues!
My triglycerides just went up reading this.
Very funny stuff. I'm going to fry up some Old Brown Spam right now!
hey... did anyone hit,
It's A Spams World... (by chance?)

This post gives "the barbershop list" a run for the money! EP$!
@libby: "Spammish Inquisition!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL
*snork!*
It's too much!
ribs ache from laughing.....
*snorkle*
*chortle*
Maya Spamelou
Margret Spamwood
Louisa Spam Alcott


Susan Spamshire
Lionel Spamton

From U2:

Spammish Eyes (with nod to Libby)
Rattle & Spam
The Unforgettable Spam
Spamtung Baby


Where the Streets Have No Spam
With Or Without Spam
Spam From the Blue Sky
Angel of Spam
In the Name of Spam
All I Want Is Spam
Tryin' To Throw Your Spam Around the World
Spam Station
Indian Summer Spam
Spam Bloody Spam
Drowning Spam
Crumbs From Your Spam
All Because of Spam
Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Spammed Computer
Dirty Spam
Do You Feel Spammed?
Staring At the Spam
Wake Up Dead Spam
*Imitating singing Tink when he's soused*

"Lady of Spam I adore you!"
Sorry....sorry...this one just cam eto me...

A Midspammer Night's Dream
Antony and Cleospamtra
Spambeline
The Spamming of the Shrew
Macspam
Spameo & Juliet
Titus Spamdronicus