It's simple. Take a favorite song, book or movie title, and replace one word with "spam". Because spam can ruin anything. (As per the title above, Beatles songs are especially suitable.)
Baby You Can Drive My Spam
Norwegian Spam
Can't Buy Me Spam
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Spam
A Hard Day's Spam
Here Comes the Spam
I'll Follow the Spam
Lucy in the Sky with Spam
The Ballad of Spam and Yoko
You've Got to Hide Your Spam Away
Old Brown Spam
All You Need is Spam
Carry That Spam
Maxwell's Silver Spammer
I Am the Spamrus
I'm Happy Just to Spam With You
The Long and Winding Spam
Magical Mystery Spam
Beatles Solo Careers
Paul: Spam on the Run
John: Give Spam a Chance
George: While My Spam Gently Weeps
Ringo: You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful and You're Spam
The Bridge On the River Spam
War and Spam
It's a Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam World
A Midsummer Night's Spam
Spamarillo By Morning
The Wizard of Spam
Spam With the Wind
Eat, Pray, Spam
The Swiss Spamily Robinson
Papa Was a Rolling Spam
The Maltese Spam
Chariots of Spam
The Spam Connection
Attack of the Fifty Foot Spam
A Spam for All Seasons
Spam the Torpedoes!
The Three Faces of Spam
A Fistful of Spam
As a Man Spammeth
Spambake!
A Spam Under the Influence
Spamming Arizona
Night of the Living Spam
Spamton Abbey
Spamway to Heaven
Atlas Spammed
Lord, I Was Born a Spamblin' Man
Spams of New York
The Good, The Spam and The Ugly
Village of the Spammed
The Spam Menagerie
Spam 9 From Outer Space
Who's That Spam (Spamming Around with You)?
Spam Up and Jelly Tight
Sheena Is a Punk Spammer
God Save the Spam
Spam Is On My Side
Seven Spams for Seven Brothers
Far From the Spamming Crowd
Spam Yankees
Spambaya
Honky Tonk Spam
A Spam of One's Own
The Silence of the Spams
Spambi
Green Eggs and Spam
The Spam on the Floss
Spam and Spammability (a two-fer!)
Wuthering Spam
Charlotte's Spam
Middlespam
The House of Spam
2001 A Spam Odyssey
The Day the Spam Stood Still
It's a Wonderful Spam
Spam! (this covers a lot of territory)
Spamzilla
The Bride of Spam
Scratch My Spam
A Spamcycle Built For Two
My Spam Will Go On
How Green Was My Spam
Heart of Spamness
The Great Spamsby
Special John Steinbeck Section:
The Spam of Wrath
In Dubious Spam
Of Mice and Spam
Travels With Spam
Spam of Eden
Spammery Row
OK, you get the picture. Come up with your own besties in comments.


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Comments
Spammity Spam, Spammity Spam!!
This reminds me of that formula for making your stripper name: first pet+first street you rented an apartment. If we changed first pet name to Spam, I'd be "Spammy Dartmouth".
A Tale of Two Spams
Lawrence of Spam
The Bridge on the River Spam
Pet Spamatary
I Walk the Spam
Spam I am
One Spam Two Spam
Red Spam Blue Spam
This spam drives a little car...
Sorry!
I must remember this is serious business!
Hmmmm...*scratches chin*
To Spam a Mockingbird (illegal in some states, certainly still sin)
Spam and Spammer
The Unbearable Lightness of Spam
Dr. Strangespam
Octospammy
Spamfinger
Love and Spam
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Spam (but were too spammed to ask)
Spam At Tiffany's (includes famous tune, "Spam River")
Spam and Deliver
Shall We Spam?
The Spam & I
An Unsuitable Job for a Spammer
The Spammorcist
Spam the Right Thing
Digging To Spam
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Spam
and the silly but wonderful list goes on...
Rated
The Little Spambot That Could
Mary Had a Little Spam
The Three Little Spam Pigs
The Iceman SPAMeth
SPAMming for Godot
The Last of the Red Hot SPAMMERS
SPAMMERY Row
SPAMMER in the Rye
Of Mice and SPAM
Born To Be spam
American Spam
Spam Pacific
Spamville
The Spam Trap
Edward Spamhands
In the Spam of the Night
Butch Cassidy & the Spamdance Kid
Love In the Time of Spam
Spam Yankees
A Clockwork Spam
A Spammer In the Works
West Side Spam
Spamelot
The Sound of Spam
Guys and Spams
How to Succeed in Spam Without Really Trying
Spiderspam
Brigaspam
Oklaspama
A Little Night Spam
West Side Spam
Spamelot
The Sound of Spam
Guys and Spams
How to Succeed in Spam Without Really Trying
Spiderspam
Brigaspam
Oklaspama
A Little Night Spam
How to Succeed in Business Without Really SPAMMING!
Lezlie
Where the ugly spam can cause a jam
When the bloggers try to keep their posts!
O-klaspama! every night they post 'em by the ton
While the bloggers weep and lose more sleep
And the spammers' day is never done!
And when they say....Yow! gxzlpq!
They're only sayin'
You're doing fine, Oklaspama, Oklaspama, OK!
LOL
The Spamford Wives
The Star Spambled Banner
Battle Spam of the Republicans
Something Spammed This Way Comes (RIP, Ray)
Cold Sassy Spam
Priscilla Queen of the Spam
Spamazon Rain Forest
The Spamtastics
A Sreetcar Named Spam ("I have always relied on the Spam of strangers.")
Finnegan's Spam
Riding In Cars with Spam
You've Got Spam LOL
Spamless In Seattle
Old Spammer
Robin Hood, Prince of Spam
Dances With Spam
Gone With the Spam (we wish!)
Superspam
Spam Wars
The Spam Artist
The Spamtastic Voyage
Spamming Forrester
heehee
Green Day
21 Spams
21st Spamtury Breakdown
American Spameulogy
American Spamiot
Boulevard of Broken Spams
Cigarettes and Spamentines
East Jesus Spamwhere
Good Spamance
Spamiday
Last of the American Spams
Spam for a Day
Spammer Bomb
Spammer of Suburbia
Spam Your Enemy
Viva la Spamia
The Clash
All the Young Spams
Armaspameon Time
Blonde, Spam and Roll
This is Spam
Straight to Spam
Three Spam Trick
Spamish Bombs
Spam Sex Roar
The Sound of Spammers
Spammers Delight
Spam the Casbah
Spamdon Calling
Citizen Spam
The African Spam
The Third Spam
The Silence of the Spams
Spider-Spam
The Spam Sense
Austin Powers In Goldspammer
Catch Me If You Spam
Spamma Mia!
Spamdog Millionaire LOL
Spam Kids
The Last Spamurai LOL
Black Spam
Legally Spam
Spam Cowboys
Young Frankenspam
Conspamacy Theory
Any Which Way You Spam
it has sir spam a lot, and the tower of spam. what can one say,other than pass the Cheese Whiz?
You'll be sor-reee.
The Spamformers
Spam of Green Gables
Spam of Avonlea
Spam of Green Gables: the Sequal
Spamastasia
Spamterbury Tales
Dr. Spamago
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Spam
Spamzapoppin
Spama la Deuce
Spamming Room Only
Rogers & Spammerstein
Spamela Sue Anderson
Spam Dawber
"O-klaspama! where the spambots clog the feed each day
Where the ugly spam can cause a jam
When the bloggers try and write for pay!
O-klaspama! every night they post 'em by the ton
While the bloggers weep and lose more sleep
And the spammers' day is never done!
We know we belong on OS
And OS as a venue's the best!
So when they say....Yow! gxzlpj!
They're only sayin'
You're doing fine, Oklaspama, Oklaspama, OK!
LOL
Soylent Spam! It's...
LOL
Spamtacus
Last Spam on Earth
Days of Wine and Spam
A Spam Love
True Spam Never Die
Everything you wanted to know about Spam but were afraid to ask
Do you love Spam?
Guess Who's Coming to Spam?
The Art of Spamming
SPAMTASTIC!
You Won't Spam Me
This Spam Has Flown
Lucy In The Spam With Diamonds (part deux)
The Long and Winding Spam
Spam! (instead of Help!)
Spam Submarine
Dear Spam
Spam Fields Forever
Eleanor Spa
A few more oldies but goodies:
The Sounds of Spam
Gimme Spam
Rock and Spam
Teenage Spamland
Sweet Spam
Take A Walk On The Spam Side
Spam! Spam! Spam!
Fortunate Spam
Like A Rolling Spam
The Spam-Spangled Banner (Jimi's version)
Show Me The Spam
Spam Karenina
Encyclopedia Spamica
The Agony and Spam-stacy
"Spam is people too, my friends."
"Spam and Change."
The Brothers Kara-spamov
Spam and Punishment
Lord of the Spam (Clue, Tolkien)
Spam over Troubled Water
Baby Spammer
Call me Spam
Monty Python and the Holy Spam
Beauty and the Spam
Three Spams in the Fountain
Spammers in the Night
Bowling for Spam
Spam It Like Beckham
Spamdog Millionaire
The Spam Has Eyes
Apocalypse Spam
A Tale of Two Spams
Infinite Spam
The King James Spam
Hairspam
Rocketspam
The Spam Who Sold The World
Smells Like Teen Spam
Indiana Spam
"When Sρam met Sally"
"You've got sρam"
"Sρam's Diary''
"Sρam Instict''
"The silence of the Sρam''
"The Last of the Sρammers"
This could go on to everything I think......
The Spamlet -- Ham Faulkner
The Town of Spam
A Streetcar Named Spam - Tennespam Williams
Night of the Spamguana
The Spam Tattoo
El Spammo Real
Spam at Tiffany - Spammy Capote
Valley of the Spam -- Jacqueline Suspam
In Cold Spam -- Spammy Capote
Bury my Spam at Wounded Knee-- Dee Spamarama Brown
Slaughterhouse Spam-- Kurt Vonnespam
Spam of Champions - Kurt Vonnespam
Spam 451 - Ray Spambury
Spam is on My Side
It's All Over Spam
Heart of Spam
The Last Spam
Spamisfaction
Get Off My Spam
Mother's Little Spam
Spam Tuesday
As Spam Goes By
Under My Spam
19th Nervous Spam
Spam's Little Helper
Paint It, Spam
2000 Light Years From Spam (oh how I wish)
Lady Spam
Jumpin' Jack Spam
Spam Fightin' Man (yeah!)
Spam For the Devil
Beast of Spam
Spam of the Earth
Honky Tonk Spam
Gimme Spam
Midnight Spam
You Can't Always Spam What You Want
Let it Spam
Moonlight Spam
Brown Spam (yecch!)
Sweet Black Spam (if you say so)
Wild Spam
All Down the Spam
It's Only Spam But I Like It
Spam Fucker
Spam Waits For No One
Spam's So Cold
Caught Between Some Spam and a Hard Place
Spam Me Up
Spam You
(particularly liked Spam for All Seasons!)
Have you left anything? Hmmmm. "When a SPAM loves a woman ... !!!" sing it with me. Darn, they already took Spamalot a while ago. "Star Spangled Spammer"?
PW -- Spam Yankees!! love it!
"Nobody expects the Spammish Inquisition!" That is my final answer!
best, libby
The entirety of modern creative output, reduced to canned pig parts. No visual art though?
Spam Luncheon on the Grass, by Edouard Spamanet
Desmoiselles d'Spamavignon by Spamablo Spamcasso
The Spam Eaters by Vincent Spam Gogh
Spama Lisa by Spamanardo da Spaminci
Nude Spam by Henri Spamatisse
Still Life with Apples and Spam by Paul Spamzanne
Besides, you took all the best titles. Science Fiction Spam
Spam: by Frank Herbert
Spam: by Michael Crichton
Spam: (A film) by Ridley Scott
Spam: (A film) by Michael Bay
Spam: by Dean Ing
Spam: by Alan Dean Foster
Spam: by Piers Anthony
The trick here is to guess which titles are replaced by spam? I have made it easy and only have chosen one word titles. Good luck!
--r--
i shall get out my rhyming dictionary for this...
tis just a scam, ma'am, this spam.
wham, this sham comes into your 'I AM'...
and you? are theirs.
This is going to be a hell of a mess to clean up this morning, al of this spam being tossed around while I was sleeping.
I hope you're proud of yourselves! I know I am. ;-)
Advertising spam is even more disgusting than Spam in a can. That's saying something since the original contains ground and compressed animal parts not otherwise fit for display, as well as sawdust and other fillers, and a federally mandated amount of fecal matter aka ratshit.
Say maybe we should start calling advertising spam ratshit.
(We know he et #2 and #3 for breakfast with a nice chianti)
I guess if you are online it's part of payin' your dues.
Somebody in Nigeria wants my cash
Somebody else made my computer crash.
I wish all this spam would go away
But I bet it's still here on the next new day.
I got the blues, the too much spam blues!
It's A Spams World... (by chance?)
This post gives "the barbershop list" a run for the money! EP$!
*snork!*
It's too much!
ribs ache from laughing.....
*snorkle*
*chortle*
Margret Spamwood
Louisa Spam Alcott
Susan Spamshire
Lionel Spamton
From U2:
Spammish Eyes (with nod to Libby)
Rattle & Spam
The Unforgettable Spam
Spamtung Baby
Where the Streets Have No Spam
With Or Without Spam
Spam From the Blue Sky
Angel of Spam
In the Name of Spam
All I Want Is Spam
Tryin' To Throw Your Spam Around the World
Spam Station
Indian Summer Spam
Spam Bloody Spam
Drowning Spam
Crumbs From Your Spam
All Because of Spam
Daddy's Gonna Pay for Your Spammed Computer
Dirty Spam
Do You Feel Spammed?
Staring At the Spam
Wake Up Dead Spam
"Lady of Spam I adore you!"
A Midspammer Night's Dream
Antony and Cleospamtra
Spambeline
The Spamming of the Shrew
Macspam
Spameo & Juliet
Titus Spamdronicus