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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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MAY 27, 2009 8:04AM

I Was A Clueless Wanna-Be Hippie

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“Teach, your children well…”**

My daughter asked me this weekend to tell her stories about what it was like “back when I was a hippie”.  I think she just likes the sound of the word and the romantic image of counter-culture gypsies in psychedelic Volkswagen buses.  She especially wanted to know if I had long hair and if I said “groovy” and “far out man”.   I told her: yes, I did have long hair, and no, I wouldn’t have been caught dead saying “groovy”. 

But, like, far out man. 

“.. and so, become yourself, because the past is just a good bye..”

Until recently I always assumed that I had been a hippie.  But in retrospect - if truth be told - I was never really a hippie, not really.  Not a principled one at least.  Like the knucklehead kids today that walk around with faux chains and pants slung half way to their ankles, trying to look like the gangsta’ stars they emulate, we too were only wanna-be hippies.  We dressed and talked and acted the way we thought  real hippies acted.  Partly because it looked so cool and partly – well, OK, MOSTLY – because it so pissed off our parents. 

“.. and you of tender years, can’t know the fears, your elders grew by..”

I had the long hair, I wore the requisite plaid shirt and never-washed, patched blue jeans.  I attended the rallies and the music festivals, threw the Frisbees and I surely smoked the dope.  Peace and love.  Mere platitudes.  Sex, drugs and rock and roll.  Well, maybe a little of that.  But as far as my pure-blood adherence to hippie principles, at least political ones,  I was clueless.

My best illustration of this cluelessness was that I lived in a very insular society.  All of my news and information came to me either from a small group of close friends or from the student newspaper at Michigan State University, where I was a student.  Occasionally I would hear Uncle Walter Cronkite on TV although I didn’t own one, nor did anyone I knew.  Thus my primary sources of news and cultural information were already arriving through a polarizing filter that bent everything to the extreme left.  I hated Nixon and Agnew and the entire government, although I was never quite sure why.  I wanted the U.S. out of Vietnam, although I couldn’t tell you how we’d gotten there in the first place.  And I generally came into my philosophical adulthood with a jaundiced eye for any type or level of authority.  Why?  Because everyone else in my isolated and protected peer group felt the same way.  I’m not saying that my philosophy at the time was wrong.  I thought the war wrong then and I think it wrong to this day.  It’s just that my philosophy wasn’t my own.  I didn’t come upon it through searching, comparing and choosing.  I didn’t formulate it, and I certainly didn’t add anything original.  I simply followed my peers.  I was no better that the hated ROTC drones that we saw marching on the campus green in lock step.  

Personally, I’d like to think that hippies are better than that.

The first election that I voted in was the 1972 race between Republican Richard Nixon and Democrat George McGovern.  The campus debate was feverish and the alignments passionate.  As Election Day approached we were confident that the forces of good (antiwar, McGovern) were on our side. As I left the voting booth I was confident that McGovern would win a stunning and resounding victory.  After all, everyone I knew was voting for him.  The student newspaper backed him.  How could he loose?

I have never been so shocked in my life.

Imagine my surprise and bewilderment when the votes were tallied.  George McGovern received less than 38% of the popular vote, and managed to win just 17 of over 500 electoral votes, carrying only one state: liberal Massachusetts.  The defeat was stunning in its totality.  Our dreams seemed shattered.

“Feed them on your dreams, the ones you’ve picked, the ones you go by.”

I WAS a cultural hippie however.  I latched right on to smoking pot and became a first-rate stoner for many years.  I hitchhiked around the entire country with nothing more than a backpack, a mean harmonica and a hundred bucks.  I listened to loud music, grew my beard and generally dropped out. 

I graduated from college in June of 1973, about the time that Nixon was being dishonorably booted from office.  In July of ’73, they officially abolished the draft although effectively it had been ended much earlier.  I had been spared the war and the war had been spared me.  (We never would have gotten along.) I celebrated by moving to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and becoming a stoner, all-night, FM disc jockey and forming a band. 

“ Teach your parents well.”

Today, my daughter is actually a better hippie then I ever was or will ever hope to be.  She insists that I turn the car off whenever possible to protect the environment.  She cares for small animals and those less fortunate.  She recycles, she looks for her news wherever she can find it.  She lives for the moment.  She challenges authority but not blindly. She has opinions.  She fights for her answers.    

 “Don’t you ever ask them why.  If they told you, you would cry.  So just look at them and sigh…   and know they love you.” 

 Teach your children well.

 

NOTES:

* Jeremiah Horrigan's recent post "Remembering: Thoughts on a long-ago Memorial Day" caused me to look back.  This is what I saw.

** Reoccurring lyrics from "Teach Your Children Well" by Crosby, Stills and Nash.  

 

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I get it. You may have been a poser, but you raised the real thing. monkey fingered.
I forget who, but there was a British guy (record producer?) who said: "I knew the people who were the 60's." The group of people who set the tone was so small that most of them were personally acquainted.

Most people just followed the fashion they made. And then one day, politicians and pundits began to appear on TV with long hair and sideburns, and the real 60's were over. Or maybe they finally began.

Ah, well. That's how close to the cutting edge most of us will ever get.
You are wrong. You have become the hippie you wished to be. While most others in your generation gave up on love and peace, you did not. You see, what our children become, is what the world becomes, no?
Damn - great thoughts AND well-written. rated.
Yes. Your daughter has taught you well.
BBE: You are amazing. You found this before it was even posted. You are a professional troll!
Norwonk: Once you become aware of anything, it disappears.
Harry: Her mother did it...
Owl: sez whooo? Thanks
Willie: And think where I might have ended up had she not come along.
Hey man, this post got me trippin', you know.
Actually Jeff, this is a tremendous post! I was kind of a hippie but with short hair because I was also one of the "lock-step ROTC drones" (the only way I could pay for college). I busted out of "rotsee" and went on to an MA in PoliSci--political philosophy and con law at the University of North Dakota no less. Yep, we even had hippies there. (I was Joe Rotsee with the hippies and Joe Hippy with the Rotsee crowd--really messed with my mind).
I graduated the same as you--June '73 and if you recall, probably the event with the greatest impact on my young life was May, 1970 as a freshman, when Kent State happened.
Great post. Reminds me of so much. Good and bad. And how it colors one's life--for the rest of your life.
There's no way our kids or their kids could ever hope to understand.
Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picked, the one you'll know by.
And finally.....
We were ALL clueless wanna-be hippies!
Owl: Just read your bio. I too am a ex-patriot Michigander, stranded in Pennsylvania. Before I die, I want to return to the sand of Benzie County.
LM: Yes! Thank you
WalterB: Thanks old man. The event that was most dramatic to me was the first draft of lottery numbers in 1970. As I walked about my dorm, the draft was playing on the radio in every room. Numbers were posted on doors. Emotions ran the gamet (sp?) from sheer joy (high numbers) to sobbing tears (low ones).
Jeff, you may have just been a “wanna-be hippy”, but it looks like you are one “hell of ‘a” father. I think we all were hippy wanna-bes, but teaching a child to be better than self is the ultimate reward in promoting the past, present & future.

Really enjoyed your post.
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Well, MSU was never really that political (I graduated from there in '76)...all the serious action was down in Ann Arbor.

And, small world, I am also from Walled Lake!
frankly I am getting sick of hearing about the baby boomers, since I was one.

your post was quite refreshing!!
Love your post. I'm teaching my daughter (10) how to sew, and she's teaching me patience and self-esteem.
Random thoughts on your random thoughts:

I was never a hippie, and I didn't have long hair, but I did sport muttonchops for a short while. I also had a Nehru suit, Beatle boots and bell-bottoms. I didn't say groovy, but I sho nuff said far fuckin' out, man.

One reason I wasn't a hippie is that I was born in '44, which means I'm the last of the pre-boomer generartion. I was a little too old to fall for the "power to the people" BS and "share the land that they'll be giving away when we all live together". You say you want a revolution? We all wanna see the plan.

However, I did actively speak out for Civil Rights and against the Vietnam war, including writing and singing a parody of a pop song that contained this lyric:

"Please, Mr Johnson, I don't wanna go
Listen, Mr Johnson, please don't make me go
There's a bunch of Viet Minh lookin' to do me in
I'm a coward it's been said, but I'd rather be Red than dead"

I nearly got my ass kicked when I sang that from the bandstand.

Obviously, I was not part of the Silent but Deadly Majority. I converted my Republican girlfriend by taking her to see a campus movie that showed Nixon delivering his infamous "Checkers" speech.

We eventually married, and we had the only Olds Toronado in Grand Rapids, MI, sporting a McGovern bumper sticker. We took a lotta flack for that, and I remember the pat response we had back in the day: "Nixon's the one in '72 -- why change Dicks in the middle of a screw." I got laughed at when McG got trounced, but I got the last laugh when Dicky-Bird took a dive and resigned.

We rehearsed last night and played "Teach Your Children". If you make it to MI this August, you'll hear the Clan Cordle do it.
If the cops had gotten your hair in their grip you'd have been an instant real hippie. Truth is, tho, you were a hippie. Most of us didn't know what the hell was going on, which is why we let ourselves go to hell. We turned on, tuned into each other and dropped out of our parents' epectations. That's all you had to do then. Hard work to be a hippie now.
Being a hippie was a state of mind (and yes, I was there at the time and I considered myself a hippie). There was no right or wrong way to be a hippie. It was a way of thinking about and viewing the world. How active you were politically was a personal choice and did not define your "commitment" to being a hippie.

At least, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
What I want to know is: how did you folks stumble on to this old post???
This was a curious look into the looking glass. Please don't get me wrong--I'm no troll--but you must see that your former stoner self did not perform due diligence, did not scrutinize all available opinions with a critical eye, an eye strengthened by the hard work of scholarship. The hippies preached to their own choir, as did the rotcees. I found this post to be honest and quite well done. One thing, the first draft lottery was held in early December, 1969, not '70. I recall that with clarity, because I had lost my deferment and had been drafted--pending the results of the lottery. I was bartending that night, turned on the TV at the start of the lottery, but missed the first three dates. As the low numbers were called the guys in the bar with those birthdays starting tieing into the hard stuff; as the 200-plus numbers rolled in--salvation, perhaps--the guys with THOSE numbers tied into the hard stuff. My number was in the high 200s. At around 340 my best friend walked in; I'd been looking out for his birthday, Dec. 30. 'Your in luck," I told him, "no December 30 yet." The final numbers were ticking off, higher and higher, and my pal was in heaven--350, 351, 352. And STILL no Dec 30. 366, and Still no Dec. 30. WTF. Then the TV posted the list; Dec. 30 was number 3, I had missed it. That was a bad year for some, '69, a very bad year.
How did we stumble onto this post? I don't know how Tom Cordle got here, but I saw that someone had commented on it in the Activity Feed on the left rail of the front page. Anything with the word "hippie" in the title catches my interest because I miss those days very much...aw, heck, who am I kidding? I miss my youth very much. And I never pay attention to the date of a post unless someone draws my attention to it, as you did here.
How'd I get here? I think I was havin' a flashback
Flashback, yeaah. Like the dude said. Far out, maaaaaaan...ssssssssssssssst (hold....hollllllld)...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.