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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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AUGUST 29, 2009 7:45PM

Searching For The Old Road

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Just outside the dusty, high plains town of Ekalaka, Montana, a lonesome historical marker whistles old cowboy songs in the blowing sand.   Having read the sign, your eyes scan the horizon, falling upon rolling hills, eroding buttes and dissected stretches of badlands.  Nothing moves except what is driven by the wind.  

There seems to be no earthly reason for Ekalaka to be here.  There is no river crossing, no mining scar, no mountain pass that gathers just beyond.  The railroad doesn’t pass through, nor a major highway, nor any ancient Indian trails of any account.   The one State highway that wanders in from the north just ends on Main Street, and a second, smaller and less-used road picks up as an afterthought and heads out the other end of town through canyons to the south. 

The way I heard the story differs slightly from the way it is stated on the historical marker which means that the story I heard is probably a little… shall we say… inflated.  The way I heard it, an entrepreneur with a wagon load of whiskey was headed for the new gold fields of Idaho to set up a saloon.  He had been traveling for weeks.  Despite successfully warding off all of the dangers that a lone man transporting a load of whisky might be expected to encounter, when he reached the nothing-special spot where Ekalaka now sits his wagon broke down.  The damages were so great that the wagon couldn’t be repaired.  Squinting at the horizon and then staring down at the dust, the entrepreneur contemplated the laws of supply and demand.

“Well hell,” he was reported to have grumbled, “I suppose one place is as good a place for a saloon as any other.” 

And so right there he built his saloon and to it they came, with stories to tell and thirsts to be slaked – wandering many miles out of their way for the promise of a single golden shot of whisky.  Eventually a town formed around the bar and Ekalaka was born.  This would explain why the roads out of town just seem to wander out into the desert and then stop.  They don’t.  They wander IN.  And then they stop. 

The historical marker actually states that the entrepreneur was a man by the name of Claude Carter who was really only carrying a load of lumber.  He was on his way to Idaho and his wagon DID break down.  And he was reputed to have muttered the quote about building a saloon because he did – it says so on the historical marker and I’m sure the historical marker is right.  It has spent a lot more time keeping an eye on the town than I have.  

But that’s not the point. 

The point is that every town has an Old Road, and that it is there for a reason.  It’s usually the route that brings you into town and the one that takes you out.  Chances are it will go by the town square and the oldest house in town, but not always.  It may have been bypassed over the years, it may have been straightened, relocated, graded or banked.  But it’s always there in every town.  It’s the reason for the town in the first place.  You can ALWAYS find the Old Road if you stop and ask yourself this simple question: “Why is this town right here, in this place? 

As stated about Ekalaka: is it where the road crosses the river?  Is it where two important roads meet?  Was there once a mine there, or a large spring, or a site of enormous resource?  Is it an important juncture with the railroad?  Pittsburg and Detroit were strategic early forts along important water routes, Boston and New York were fabulous, protected, deep ports.  Virginia City sat upon a mountain of silver, while Reno guarded the pass over the Sierra Nevadas.  St. Louis is at the joining of two great rivers, New Orleans is where the river meets the sea.  Dodge City marks the spot where the Texas cattle drives met the overland railroad. Las Vegas is where Los Angeles money met Nevadan indifference.

Northwest of Detroit, there is a featureless sprawling bedroom community curiously called Novi. It’s only a half hour by car, but would have been a day’s hard ride on the old 19th century corrugated stage coach road that used to run from Detroit to Lansing to Grand Rapids.  Novi was Stop #6 on the route, “No. VI” – Novi.  The Old Road is Grand River Avenue, now paralleled by the busy interstate.  Supposedly lost to the ages are “Noii”, “Noiv” and “Noix”.

Here in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, we happen to live on a Very Old Road, possibly the oldest Old Road in the country.  After America had settled the coast and had moved up the inland rivers to the Fall Line, thoughts turned to the inland migration – over the Appalachians to Pittsburgh, to the Ohio River, to the mighty Mississippi and to all of the splendors that Lewis and Clark later (nearly a CENTURY later) proved lie beyond. 

But before the Appalachians could be crossed, the Susquehanna River “America’s longest non-navigable river” had to be spanned.  Wild and untamed, full of huge crushing boulders, it was a formidable obstacle.  The Susquehannock Indians, or so they were called by the early trappers, had moved south from the Finger Lakes region of upper New York to take advantage of trade with the Dutch and the Swedes, and had cobbled together a rough path based on existing Indian paths from their settlement on the banks of the Susquehanna to the new European ports of New Castle, Wilmington and Philadelphia.  This early Indian route was called the “Great Minquas Path”.  The earliest settlers, led by Swiss Mennonites, followed this path and renamed it the Conestoga Road.  It was the only route through the wilderness, America’s first wilderness.   

By the time Claude Carter opened his saloon in Ekalaka, the Old Conestoga Road had been in use for over 150 years.  Eventually the Old Conestoga Road would become the Lincoln Highway, America’s first super highway, the East Coast predecessor to Route 66.  But the Lincoln Highway would have to wait for a man named Lincoln, at a time when a man named Washington was yet to be born. 

The story of the Old Road is one that I am developing more fully and will be having more to say about either here or elsewhere.  Although there is no remaining evidence of the Great Minquas Path, the dog and I have traced what we believe to be its course to a high degree of certainty.  We think we are following the path of footsteps left lightly for thousands of years. 

I’m interested in hearing of the Old Road where you live, how it comes into your town and why.

 

 

 

 

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There's an old road near where I live called "Dixie Highway." I will try to find out some info on its origins.
The old Boston Post Road goes through my town. I will read up on it. You do history well. rated!
My grandad imparted a love of history by telling us bedtime stories about it, leaning back in his chair, eyes closed, telling it as though he were remembering it (which he was, from his own studies). Likewise, every car trip with him held observations about the history of the area or even, in an unknown town, the very question you ask: where is the old road, and why?

Thanks, Jeff, for bringing back that memory by talking about history as though people actually lived it.
Great tale; meanders like the best of the Old Roads.

I've been interested in the history of my area lately. You've given me some food for thought here.
Believe it or not, the 40th parallel marks the boundary of my yard! Is there a story there or what!?
Jeff,
As one who has driven many thousands of miles on highways throughout most of the midwest and west I have wondered many times about the history and genesis of so many of the little bitty places that one stumbles across.
My first job was as a community development consultant for the state of North Dakota and I ended up knowing the geography of that state almost like the back of my hand. I loved the people of the tiny communities that dotted the landscape and reveled in their stories.
Thanks for this post. Knowing the tales of the "Old Road" are as important as any of the "major" issues of the day for it is on that road where we can find where we are and who we are.
This is just the sort of blog I LOVE to read. Now you have me thinking about the old road here where I live now and I will have to do some digging and get back to you. For now though, you are definitely on my favorites list...thanks for the interesting read.
Oh, homeboy, I am an old road NUT, and have been for years, so I enthusiastically endorse this endeavor of yours.

Do you remember when Grand River (old US 16, which went all the way out to Yellowstone) was a three-laner, with that spooky suicide lane in the middle? And the Novi Inn? Or Dave's Hamburgers?

I've followed the Lincoln Highway (or what's left of it) from Wyoming to Illinois -- as you probably know, it parallels I-80, and sometimes exists as US 30. Somewhere in my piles of old photos is a snapshot of an official Lincoln Highway bridge and probably some Lincoln Highway tourist cabins as well. Here in Northern California, the "old road" that follows I-80 is former US 40. It's all chopped up now, but you can still find the bits and pieces as the main drags in towns between San Francisco and Tahoe.

Whenever I drive back to Michigan, I like to stay on the two-lane roads and avoid the Interstate as much as possible. A friend and I did Route 66 a couple years ago, combining our quest for classic roadside Americana with a search for good homemade pie. (Both, sadly, are pretty hard to come by these days.) But, unlike you, I have never delved into road history in any detail, certainly not as far back as the original Indian trails. (Of course, being from Commerce, you know Pontiac Trail quite well. I fear Chief Pontiac would cry if he saw what it looks like today.) Great post! I look forward to more.
I have to comment on Pontiac Trail since LnotL brought it up. Pontiac Trail is reputed to be an old Indian trail that threads its way through the lake country of Oakland County, Michigan. Chief Pontiac was the head of a large confederacy of Indians and their "head quarters" was Apple Island in the middle of Orchard Lake. As young boys, my brother and I would drive past Orchard Lake with our parents (on Pontiac Trail) and wish that we could drain the lake, figuring that we'd find tons of dead Indians, canoes, arrow heads and the like. In actuality, if you drained the lake you'd get about twenty feet of muck.
Walter: I spend significant time in North Dakota on dinosaur digs with the Milwaukee Public Museum, specifically in Marmarth. One of the best stories I've ever written is about a stripper bar in Baker, Montana and can be found on my blobspot site (WhistleUpARope).
Jeff: A fascinating tale, well-told, with equally fascinating followup. I've recently discovered the short stories of Walter van Tilburh Clark (best known for "The Ox-Box Incident" and "Outcasts of Poker Flats") whose prose reminds me of yours -- he told several stories about prospectors returning to played-out mines and ghost towns. "The Watchful Gods" is the name of the short story collection - prolly a cheap paperback buy on Amazon...

Anyway, I live about a mile from what is known in these parts (New Paltz NY) as "The Oldest Street in America" settled by the French Huguenots. It's a quiet tourist attraction these days because half a dozen stone houses remain from back when. The settlers' ancestors have essentially created an historical society that keeps the place alive & interesting.

Cheers
Jeremiah:

Hey, we've got Huguenots that settled here in Strasburg, coming in on the Minquas/Conestoga trail that I mentioned. Bet our Huguenots are older than your Huguenots.

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