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Jeff L. Howe

Jeff L. Howe
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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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NOVEMBER 8, 2009 1:17PM

Let Me, If Only Once In My Life, Be Rich

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I once dated a single mom with a five year-old son.  The three of us were very close and I spent a lot of time with the young boy. I liked him and he liked me. We, all three, got along splendidly.   

The boy’s name was Peter, and he and his mom lived on the third floor of an apartment building that was built into the side of a hill in San Rafael, California.  From the highway, you entered a large parking lot that occupied the downhill side of the building.  To enter the building, you walked through the carport, climbed three flights of stairs, walked around to the other side of the building and then traversed a pleasant wooden walkway that was set into the side of the hill.   All of the upper floor apartments entered off of this walkway - each with a beautiful, woodsy setting right outside their front door.

Entering the front door of the apartment, you could walk straight through the living room and a small dining area, to a sliding glass door.  The glass door opened on to a small wooden balcony which in turn looked back down upon the parking lot, three stories below.  One side of the apartment was set into the cool, green shade of manzanita and eucalyptus trees.  The other side basked in the rising shimmer of hot, asphaltic air.

For Christmas one year, I took a stockpile of pennies that had been accumulating in a large jar on my dresser and dumped them, about 1,500 in all, into a festive holiday cookie tin.  I wrapped the tin, attached a bow and gave it to Peter for Christmas, along with a note that read: “Let me, if only once in my life, be rich.”

    

Because there were so many parents in the apartment complex, with so many kids and so little time, an informal babysitting arrangement had evolved.  If a parent needed to leave for a short period of time, they informed a neighbor and their child was added to the great pack of children that roamed the parking lot at all hours of the day.   The kids roamed through the building, in and out of various apartments and rode their bikes and played noisy games in the parking lot. They were a remarkably well-behaved bunch that played well together and major squabbles were uncommon. 

On this day, Peter’s mom and I had gone off to do some grocery shopping and Peter had been left in the care of the pack.  As we pulled back into the parking lot upon our return, we noticed that the pack had taken on a new dynamic.  They were gathered in a tight knot at the edge of the building.  Half the kids were looking upward, squealing and pointing with great excitement.  The other half were scurrying madly,this way and that, chasing something on the ground.  

Something that glittered and sparkled was falling from the sky. 

Our eyes followed the sparkling trajectory upwards.  The objects seemed to originate from Peter’s balcony.  And in fact, up on the balcony like Caesar himself, young Peter was grinning broadly and casting great handfuls of pennies outwards and downward like a great king tossing pittance to his minions.  The pinging, tinging and ringing of the pennies on pavement further keyed the excitement below.

“Peter,” his mother called up to the balcony, her tone friendly and unconcerned, “how much money do you have left?”   With a great satisfied grin Peter flashed the empty cookie tin – upon which guilty-looking kids stuffed last handfuls of pennies into their pockets and ran for the shadows. 

Peter’s mom and I looked at each other and then up at Peter.  Peter smiled.  Peter’s mom smiled.  We shrugged our shoulders and headed for the stairway with our bags of groceries. The world is full of so many problems… this just wasn’t one ofthem. 

When we finally arrived at the balcony, Peter had only one question: “Can I throw the tin too?” 

“Sure,” I said, looking to mom for assurance, “if you go down and get it.”

His mom nodded. He tossed the tin, and we all peered over the railing and watched it fall, looking at each other with wry satisfaction at the great noise that it made when it hit.  Peter ran off to retrieve the cookie tin.  His mom started putting away groceries, and I checked my pockets to see if I had any more pennies. 

 

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Just within the past day or so, I've reconnected, through Facebook, with the mom in this story. This story is dredged from my archives for the benefit of she and Peter. I hope others enjoy it.
Jeff, this is a great story. And, I would say that in sharing and retelling it you are rich. Thank you.
Ah, Jeff, so good to reconnect with you! And I remember that day so well. It was one of the few times that, as a parent, I feared for my son's future. When I looked into his eyes from our vantage point below the deck where he was holding court, I saw the makings of a sleazy Latin American dictator.
The soccer stadiums.
The CIA
The billions of $ of ill-gotten gains, emiserating the people of the tiny island he had declared his while on a Carnival Cruise.
The no-country-will-give-sanctuary after he's removed by a violent coup. What have we/I done?
You'll be glad to know this was only a dazzling moment of fiscal irresponsibility on his part. He is now a responsible adult. An underemployed responsible adult with nary a penny to throw to anyone. Like most of the rest of the country just now..
Cheers,
Meg
What a story. What a boy! Thanks for the smile, Jeff.
Walter: This is a resurrected story, a blast-from-the-past, found art. That is the richness of it. Thanks.

Meg: Did you join just for this or have you been here all along? Welcome. Hey Walter, look, it's Meg.
Beautiful story - never underestimate the power of a penny, or the spontaneous generosity of a child.
Lovely story, great kid!
What a heartwarming story! It's true-- we're our happiest when we are childlike.

-R-

Hi, Meg! Welcome!
Wealth is relative, isn't it.
What a wonderful story. Giving is much more fun than receiving.
I love this story. No reasons required. But just in case you (or anyone else) are wondering why, Peter's behavior says it all. We need more Peters in the world and more Jeff Howes to tell their story, plain and simple.
This has turned out to be a lot of fun. I've now found two old friends and an old story that I didn't think I had 24 hours ago.
"Pennies from Heaven" redux. Good on you, and good on Peter.
I am sure the children who gathered up the treasure have never forgotten that day either -- and sometimes, no pun intended, spontaneous generosity can be catching. (Rated for smiles)
Oh, and thank you for reminding me to buy my lottery ticket for Wednesday. I have a whole list of people I would make happy if I won!