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Jeff L. Howe

Jeff L. Howe
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Strasburg, Pennsylvania,
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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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NOVEMBER 30, 2009 9:15PM

The First Vermonters

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The startling squawk of shore birds and the distant smell of the sea alerted the small band of travelers.  It was late afternoon and the sun was rapidly falling over the tall, ancient mountains to the west.   Encouraged, they pushed on through the night over a rocky land, strewn with boulders and still frozen from the long winters that penetrated this icy region.

The hardy lichens and mosses that survived in the thin soil offered little sustenance, and the few stunted shrubs that could be found offered pitiful shelter from the cold winds that blew relentlessly southward.  As the morning's sun broke over the rounded mountains to the east, the travelers crested a final rise and looked down upon the shimmering expanse of blue-green water that filled the flat valley below.

Before them was a cold, barren and forbidding land full of strange animals, dangerous weather and uncertain ways.  But it was also an unclaimed land of riches.  They would eat very well this summer, and they would return with new equipment and fresh clothes.  They slipped the heavy packs off their backs and talked excitedly, nodding in approval as they pointed out various landmarks that caught their eye.  Then in the way of a thousand generations, they sang songs of gratitude and celebration.

For as long as the collective memory of the clan could recall, there had been legends of a great cold sea far to the north.  Hunters and travelers had returned to the campfires with stories of a narrow, ice-filled estuary extending to the northern horizon where the great ice sheets sat perpetually enveloped in dark storm.  At a slow, almost imperceptible rate, generation by generation, these curious peoples had made their way northward into lands newly liberated by the retreating ice.

They had left their homeland in the early spring and had been traveling northward for many weeks, following herds of game towards the headwaters of the River-That-Flows-From-The-Ice.  Now as the thinning pine and spruce forests gave way to a barren tundra, the reliable herds of caribou began to thin, replaced by heartier musk ox, mammoth and mastodon, plump arctic lemmings and flocks of snowy ptarmigan.

They were not the first to come, nor would they be the first to stay.  They would spend the summer fatting themselves on the rich flesh of the plentiful land mammals and the fish and shellfish of the shallow sea.  They would clean and soften the hides of their kills and from these they would fashion clothing, bags, tarps to protect from the wind and other useful items.

As the shifting winds of autumn again blew the cold winds down off the horizon of ice, they would return to the proven southern quarries of chert and quartzite to replenish their weapons and spend the winter in cozier caves and warmer, more temperate, climates.  Then again in the Spring they would return, exploring new regions and pushing each year a little farther north.  In this way the first human settlers fought their way slowly, almost imperceptibly, generation by generation, ridgeline by ridgeline, northward.  

Then, for 100 centuries, the children of these first wandering bands populated the valley of the sea between the mountains.  They were cautiously optimistic.  They were suspicious.  They were resourceful and industrious.  They were quietly proud.  They were the first Vermonters.

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Note: This is an excerpt from a larger project that I'm working on entitled: "How Do You Get A Whale In Vermont".
This history made me smile . . . it reminds me of the way Grandad used to talk about whatever history he was studying at the time . . . he would find a way to let us see it as though we were watching it at that time.
This was a great glimpse into the very heart of exploration and early human expansion. I was immediatly hooked and drawn in. If you were to solidify this with characters, the visuals you created would compliment a story well with such a build.
Excellent work, Jeff!
If only our school texts books had taught history with such flourishing language--how inspiring it would have been!
Thanks for your comments. There will always be people at the cutting edge of science. But there must also be those who stand back and make sense of the flying chips. That's the role that I try to play.
Powerful writing. Visceral, nature in the raw, guts and dire motiviation. Beautifuly portrayed.
I'm a child of the Champlain Valley, so I find this particularly moving. Are you writing about Charlotte? The whale now lives in the building that used to be the main classroom space of my college before it closed and was taken over by UVM.
Heather: Yes. I was the curator of the Perkins Museum - where Charlotte was housed until the recent move - during the renovation back in the early 1990's. If there is still a small harmonica hanging inside the skull, I am the one who placed it there. I also co-wrote the Charlotte Whale website and testified at the hearings to have Charlotte named State Fossil. As a matter of fact, I believe I'm the one that first started referring to her as "Charlotte". I'm now in Pennsylvania but I miss Vermont.
Jeff: Wow. Yeah, I lived in the South End from 1977-1996, graduated BHS and Trinity College, and have since moved to Virginia, but I well remember Charlotte from school field trips over the years. I haven't been to see the collection in their new home at the old Trinity campus, but I heard from one of my former professors that the new facility is quite nice.
Jeff, this is very well done. One of my graduate history professors would sit at the head of the table and tell stories. He made the industrial revolution more vivid than anything I'd read. I looked forward to that class. You've done that here. It also reminds me of all the semi-snowbirds I know who find a conference in Tucson or San Diego and decide it would best to drive. They can turn a weekend workshop into a three-week working vacation.
Charliemk: I teach a science class to art students and today I just went in to tell my favorite stories in science: archeopteryx, photosynthesis, diamonds, coelocanth, etc. There is a story in just about anything. Don't you love those traveling, working, vacations.