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Jeff L. Howe

Jeff L. Howe
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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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DECEMBER 3, 2009 10:36AM

A Geologist Views The Desert From The Air

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Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water everywhere,
Nor any a drop to drink.
- Samuel Coleridge, “The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner”

 

A desert is a land devoid of water, a baked and desiccated condition forced upon the landscape by circumstances of topography.   Precious moisture, even if it is abundant “up-weather” is either deflected or squeezed out of the atmosphere long before it arrives, leaving the land in a perpetual state of drought.  It is therefore an enormous shock to look down upon the desert from 30,000 feet and see nothing but an apparent torrent of moving water. 

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Dew drop by morning dew drop, spring storm by spring storm, gully washer by gully washer, water moves through this land, dragging ragged sediments with it.  Water is only an occasional visitor, but it makes the most out of every visit.

Ridges of resistant rock, constantly exposed to the elements, break off on their sharp edges and drop talus piles of debris onto the steep flanks below.  Rock fragments slowly decay, grain by grain, creating sand and gravel which flushes from the spaces leaving great fans, deltas and outwash plains in their wake.  Upended beds poke up through the sea of outwash like islands.

These fans and outwash plains are in constant combat.  They collide, they overlap, they push and slosh each other back and forth across the valley.  They interfinger like cards being shuffled, they cannibalize, and then rebuild. But always they are reinforced with new material from above, up-gradient, forced ever downward and outward by gravity, wind and water. 

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The forces of erosion form a braided anastomosing system that transports finer and finer material, farther and farther away until the dust that is left blows into eddies and backwashes and crevices, forming dunes and sand flats.

The landscape splashes ever downward and outward, flattening and filling, spilling out into the lowest areas where remnants of rivers continue to move sluggishly - depositing and sorting.  And when the rivers can no longer move, they collapse into dry pans – playas - low lands of no escape where the remaining moisture evaporates and the dissolved minerals of millennia accumulate, leaving tiny crystals of salts to rip the suns rays and drive the world blind.    

To the eye it is an ever-lightening pallet as the sediments move down gradient.  Jet black volcanic hills yield to dark gray talus, while light brown valleys and pale pink sands give way to white salt flats and playas.  It is as if the desert landscape, like a head of long, luxurious hair, gives a great shake and lets the hair fall in an intricate mat of curls and snaggles.  It is chaotic and it is beautiful.

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Out the window of the jet, the desert is still and dry, baking in the relentless sun.  There is not a drop of moisture in sight, save for a river just passing through.  Yet down below an action movie is in progress, a great boisterous cartoon swirls and eddies, bubbles and gurgles, washing down in waves.  Dew drop by morning dew drop, spring rain storm by spring rain storm, gully washer by gully washer.   Ghostly, clandestine, unseen waters carry load after load after load.

There is so much to be done. 

 "Don't get yer hopes up boys,
Them storms never make it o'r the mountains."
- Mr. Sir, "Holes" 

 

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slowly everything is changing. The desert photos you share explore this oasis of change. ~R~
Please note: the photos are not mine, I ripped them from the internet. They are the best that I could find to illustrate the ideas. But the observations are based on a cross-country flight that I made between Baltimore and San Francisco about a year ago.
This was simply poetic to read and to view. Beautiful.
I like seeing such landscapes through the eyes of a knowledgeable guide, especially one with the soul of a poet.
Procopius and Owl: The first time I saw Death Valley it was from the ground, entering the south end on a motorcycle. It opened up slowly. It was the biggest thing that I'd ever seen. I had to stop and catch my breath... it literally took my breath away.
In just the same way, glaciers are rivers of ice -- just as is the very "solid ground" beneath are feet, giant tectonic plates moving invisibly but relentlessly and inexorably toward some future destination.
Tom: ... at the speed that fingernails grow!
During my first cross-country flight, from Washington-Dulles to Seattle, I couldn't tear myself away from the window as the landscape changed, growing more arid, then rockier, and I would still have some of the same fascination if I had to make the same flight. Thanks for this dynamic description of a very lively earth.
And now I understand the attraction of Mose Allison--he plays the piano in waves and torrents.
sheer (effect) poetry, thin(scree)ly disguised as hard (pan) science. A short cogent exegesis (zayguzent) on an aspect of geology rarely considered by us normative-culture-tropes-n-stereotypes types: from up high. What, no befuddled fellow with a little hammer, wandering in the hills?

THIS:
The landscape splashes ever downward and outward, flattening and filling,

THIS:
Ridges of resistant rock,

Ah heck, the whole thing. I read reams of science and you are in the rarified top tier: not just clear, informative, but full of restrained alliteration and internal rhymes, and best of all: shrewd exuberance. You are describing the earth as your beloved, the forces at work as a delight to you, a person who can express that delight with technical language too

A truly beautiful post, with a great last line.

(and I made you a favorite based on just your "about me", which is hilarious and charming! the post was just more wonderful)
Wow, two cool science-oriented posts in one morning (the other was a great explanation of why cell phone cancer scares are bunk). This one however was much more poetic. Nice writing, Jeff.

I took a flight from London Heathrow to LAX in May of 1989, looping over Iceland, the tip of Greenland, Baffin Bay, and then down over the prairies of Canada and the US. I've taken that flight many times, but this time we didn't pass over even a scrap of cloud anywhere the whole flight. I must have spent half the time peering out of the window, and it scared the crap out of me to see how much of the continent that feeds so much of the world seemed like desert when seen like that. If I recall correctly, it had been a very dry spring that year.
Charliemk: Why fly if you can't have a window seat? Mose "lives the life he loves and he loves the life he lives".
Karin and Kathy: Thanks!
Greg: Wow. That's a compliment of the highest order... that's what makes writing important to me - reaching people in a meaningful way. One comment like this is worth more than all the chit chat comments in the world. I appreciate it.
GeeBee: How great for you - a two-fer!