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Jeff L. Howe

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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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DECEMBER 11, 2009 4:11PM

On A Street Corner In San Francisco, 1982

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While walking to work one morning, I ran into a group of foreign tourists at the corner of Clay and Hyde.  They were holding a map and arguing loudly, each pointing in a different direction. 

"Hallo… pleez?”   They stopped me, waving their arms wildly for emphasis. “Excuze me sir pleez, wheech way eest Feeshersmen Wharfs?  Yes?"

I smiled and nodded that I could answer their question.  I pointed north, then moving my hand up and then down, said:

"Up hill... over hill.... down hill…  to Fisherman's Wharf." 

“Trolley?” they asked.

“No Trolley,” I said, “nice walk.”

Their faces brightened, they hastened their goodbyes and set off in earnest up Hyde Street.

RICE-A-RONI-SF 

When they had gone about half a block, I called after them:

“Rice-a-roni!" I shouted.

They stopped, waved, and took my picture.

 

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Funny, yet somehow poignant!
R~
I think San Fran is about the most beautiful city I have ever visited and I was lucky enough to find a friendly native such as yourself whenever I needed directions too and that means a lot to us poor tourists.

Rated.
Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat! My BFF and I sing that together often...it can herald a great many things. We even did research about the song....quite an interesting story there. xox
I love this. I grew up and live quite near SF and the Rice-A-Roni joke never gets old. :-)
What sent you to PA?
Outside: After ten years in the Bay, I came to the conclusion that no one really lives there, that everyone is passing through. I figured I'd have to leave sooner or later so I did it sooner. I went to Milwaukee, then Vermont, then Cape Cod, then PA. Milwaukee was the best.
How come I can recall the taste of that even though it has been more than 40 years since that stuff passed my lips?