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Jeff L. Howe

Jeff L. Howe
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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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FEBRUARY 14, 2010 9:46AM

If Toes Could Sip Hot Chocolate

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One February Sunday morning when I lived in Milwaukee, I attended a public nature walk at the local nature center entitled “Looking For Signs Of Spring”.  On this day, the air was wet and cold, the sky was damp, and it alternately rained and slushed all day.  We looked and we looked but we finally returned to the nature center with the conclusion that there WERE NO signs of Spring!  We were soaked to the core and cold to the bone so the naturalist quickly brought out some wonderful mugs of rich, steaming hot chocolate. And we sat by a fire talking.

A young girl of about ten years old, had her soaking wet boots and socks off and was trying to warm her frozen little feet by the fire.  “I wish toes could sip hot chocolate!” she announced to her father.

I overheard her comment and furiously wrote this little poem to her in my notebook and then read it to her by the fire.  This poem hung, as ripped from my notebook, on the wall for years.  It may still be there.

 

 To Rebecca With Frozen Feet: If Toes Could Sip Hot Chocolate

If toes could sip hot chocolate

I’d never wear my shoes

I’d dip my toes

Into the snows 

And go, just where I choose.

 

If toes could sip hot chocolate

I’d never wear my socks

I’d whip toes out

And steal about

As quiet as a fox.

 

If toes could sip hot chocolate

I’d never wear my skis

I wax my seat

And hands and feet

And slide down hills with ease.

 

But toes can’t sip hot chocolate

(‘though it would be so grand!)

So I stuff them into socks and boots

And hope they understand.

Jeff L. Howe,

Milwaukee, 1985 

 

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A nod to scanner's post this morning (A Snow Day For A Twelve Year Old) which caused me to cough up this partially forgotten biscuit.
I'm so glad you coughed this up. It is very sweet and makes me think you understand kids. Heart warming._r
such a beautiful gift for that little girl.
What a wonderfully comforting thought. It would warm up any frozen little toes as well as melt a heart (figuratively-of course) :o)
Rated
This was so innocent. I think a lot of people think too much when writing a poem, instead of letting the kid inside out. Great Post!!
After being delighted by your ditty, it occurred to the imp in me that if those sipping toes belonged to a more mature, fully desired love, it might just be fun to lick the chocolate off.
Good old biscuit Jeff.
I do like this and the title got my eye here.
It is truly a keeper Jeff.
Delightful--rhythm, rhyme and reason. My toes are now begging for Assam tea.
Understanding kids is so great...thanks for the share.