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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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MARCH 21, 2010 9:46AM

Bridging Four Centuries With One Very Small Boy

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was born square in the middle of the 20th Century and have now lived a decade into the 21st.  I am equal parts vanguard of the post-war baby boom, and tag-end afterthought of the WWII generation.  Because of this, I have faint recollections that extend well back, second-hand, into a time that I could best describe as post-19th Century.  The world of my grandparents, and their families, extends me, incredibly, to the late 1800’s. (In fact, my grandfather had a box of Civil War bullets that he and his friends dug out of a tree stump when he was a boy.)  I can remember petting horses while my grandfather talked to men in farm wagons and buggies, and I recall watching people bring up buckets of water from a well.   

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My father grew up in rural western Michigan during the Great Depression.  It was a sparsely populated region with no economy to speak of: no cities, no factories, save for a couple of paper mills and canning factories.  The only income came from the few odd-jobs that supplemented what scant agriculture could be gleaned from the sterile sandy soils that lay inland from the great sand dunes.  The Depression hit this region especially hard.  

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My father’s father couldn’t take it and ran off, leaving the family destitute and completely without resource.  My Dad and his two older siblings were parceled off to live with local families while the two youngest stayed home with their mother.  Communities were tight that way.  They took care of their own.  My father grew up with a local farming family, the Braggs, who took him in as one of their own and raised him like a son. 

As a boy growing up in the 1950’s and 60’s, I recall going with my Dad into the warm, pre-electric kitchens and parlors of old farm houses in rural western Michigan to visit with the Braggs and other families and old-timers that he had known when he was a boy. The world I remember was frank and no-nonsense.  Old women wore dark, heavy dresses and sturdy black shoes.  The men wore baggy pants, with suspenders and hats.  It seemed that everyone smoked cigarettes.  Teeth were yellow, voices were coarse, undershirts were stained, shoes were worn and dusty. 

Screen doors were wooden, heavy and always slammed shut behind you, causing children to jump and the adults to chuckle.   The heavily-waxed floors creaked, the wall paper was thick and busy, and the air smelled of firewood, apples, wet dogs and musty rugs.  The rooms were cozy but always dimly lit.  There were no carpets, only thick throw rugs, dark and dusty but always well-swept.

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Every house had a wood pile and a garden.  Most had only outhouses.  Every back yard had a clothes line and every front porch had a rocking chair.  In some homes, those with electricity, a radio the size of an easy chair sat patiently waiting for someone to click the “on” switch, lighting it up like jack-o-lantern and causing it to buzz and crackle as it warmed up.  The circular tuning dial would indicate “Berlin”, “Tokyo”, and “Buenos Aires”, but you would be lucky if you could pick up Detroit or Chicago. 

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Some of the older automobiles of my youth went easily back into the gangster days of the ‘30’s and 40’s - sleek and dark with running boards outside and windows stained yellow inside from the condensation of cigarette smoke.  Fat front grills and bumpers looked like smiling Buddhas, and tail fins the size of Pacific tuna made T-Birds and Impalas appear as if they could fly.  Dashboards were full of metal and chrome, with gaudy knobs and dangerous protuberances.  I can remember sliding sideways on plastic seat covers - all the way across to the other side of the car - as some crazy, laughing uncle hoovered a smoldering butt as he powered his way around a corner.  Seat belts were only found in airplanes, and airplanes were too expensive. The heavy winter salt of Michigan roads assured that all cars were corroded and rusty way before they needed to be.  Any car that attained 100,000 miles was a fluke of nature and a rarity. 

In half of a century, my life has gone from hand-cranked washing machines, clumsy black rotary phones and cast iron typewriters to computers, weather satellites, stem cells and cell phones.  The world has gone from three networks to 300 channels.  Phones no longer ring, they play overtures. With a technologically-savvy teenage daughter to lead the way, what remains of my future will intersect with technologies that neither I, nor my father, could ever have imagined.  My daughter may tell my stories to her grandchildren, extending my legacy into the 22nd Century.

The 22nd Century! 

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It wasn’t long ago that there was a gas station on every corner and you could drive all evening on $2.00 worth of gas.  The World Series was played on autumn afternoons and everyone snuck away to listen.  It wasn’t long ago that a kid could roll out of his yard in the morning on his bike with a group of friends and not be expected back until the sun set.  And it wasn’t that long ago that no one could imagine that it wouldn’t always be that way. 

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Fine Writing Accolades! Maybe it helps that I also see almost equally backwards as forwards, but I think your story will span generations too.
this is incredible Thanks!
This is very well put together and very interesting. Thanks for sharing a glimpse of your world. (Although, being born in the 70s and growing up in a rural area, I remember much of this myself. ;-))
I just looked at how we've changed in my post Remember When? I miss some of my experiences...the simplicity mostly. But I find myself wondering what my children and grandchildren will miss.
Excellent post!
Lovely piece. Unlike you I was born in a city. I didn't know that then. I thought that what I saw between our house and my grandmother's house was all there was to the world. Thanks for the lovely morning visit!
My mom used to say of her folks: they had lived from horse and buggy to transcontinental jets. This day and age, we can all just slide it up and say the same about ourselves.
Your post has made me feel the vertigo of the changing years. I remember myself being a little child and imagining what life would be like at the beginning of the 21st century, when I would be in my ancient forties! Well, I´m forty two now, and the ride has been amazing. You are right, we are a link between things gone and incredible things to come.
Super rated, Jeff.
Kisses,
Marcela
Rated for reminding me...my old houses that had slamming screen doors was in Waycross, Georgia, where my mother and dad took us to smell the tobacco (cigar) barns and get chased by roosters who guarded the yard. But the dinners! Fried Chicken, Biscuits, sweet potato pie and iced tea in metal glasses that could make your teeth hurt! And yes, until the late 60's had outhouses.
Love the photo of the well--and the writing and sharing.
Great tale. I felt like I was listening to my grandpa tell a story to the family at Thanksgiving!
I must be about the same age as you; and you are right about the memories and the bridge across centuries. My grandparents were born in the 19th century; my grandchildren-yet-t0-be may well see the 22nd century; it is really within one human's reach and shared memories to span an amazing reach of time and experience.. Thanks for this post.