Whether it was reefer madness, the common cold, or some otherwise undisclosed social disease is still a matter of conjecture. However, any and all doubts as to whether it was serious were laid to rest (along with two chickens, seven house pets, Homer Jensen and an old horse) when Ned Breitthaupt, entrepreneur and worm farmer to the stars, fired up his candy apple red ’65 Ford Mustang and, gunning it over the horizon towards Topeka, flipped the old town the bird as he drove off with cigarette dangling and his arm around the pride of Elmwood Springs: the effervescent Nadine Bint.
( To be continued...)
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"worm farmer to the stars" funny stuff.
Oh Nadine. . .
I sit on the edge of my outhouse pot chair.
There is no frilly condom dispenser machine.
I hear hissy sounds coming from the pot hole.
If Guest come to town I hope they bring `Charm.
'Charm' brand soft, smelly-perfume toilet`Paper.
I thought Ya was gonna teach French 101`Kisses.
Common cold? Common Madness? Moses`101!
Wow!
Moses M. wrote? A World needs Good Madness.
Good 101 Madness.
The world needs it.
I look forward. cont.
I want to read the prequel too about how Homer became a worm farmer to the stars. :)
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