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Jeff L. Howe

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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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APRIL 29, 2010 6:56AM

Pondering What A Blog Should Be. Where Can It Go?

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What exactly IS a blog and where does it go once it escapes your imagination and dances off your keyboard?  It’s one thing to imagine it, another to sit down and write it, and yet another step to actually make the effort to post it.   But it doesn’t stop there.  Hopefully someone reads it, maybe a lot of people read it, maybe it causes comment, maybe it changes how someone thinks, maybe it changes someone’s life, maybe a lot of lives.  Maybe it gets you laid.  Maybe it makes you rich and famous. 

Maybe not.

But for as expansive as that first paragraph becomes, it suddenly jerks to a stop and immediately contracts like a black hole, back to a single question:

So what?   

Each blogger comes to this format with a different set of needs and expectations.  Some want to change people’s opinions while others just want to vent.  Some bloggers are seeking support, some want to make new friends and others want to relieve personal pain or boredom.  Some are looking for an outlet for the stories they have to tell while others just want to tell us their life’s story. 

A few weeks ago, a new blogger started her career on OS by stating something to the effect that she was attracted to OS because the movie critic Roger Ebert often quotes bloggers that he reads here.  The implication was (I assume) that being a blogger on OS is just one small step away from a regular gig on Nightline, Hardball, or The Huffington Post.

I started “blogging” with this same “talking head” mentality… that, and the naive notion that there were powerful literary giants out there just waiting to discover the next Hemingway or London on the Internet.  I assumed that all bloggers were somehow credentialed in advance and that this site provided a hideously simple way to sneak into this exclusive club.  But realistically, very few bloggers here or anywhere have the kind of legitimate access to primary news sources of information to be truly newsbreaking.  Most are only trying to be the first to rehash “breaking news” coming across the CNN ticker. I don’t feel qualified to add anything to the discussion on health care reform or Obama’s citizenship and don’t care to live-blog the Miss Teen USA Talent Contest. 

What does that leave?

At first, I decided that my thing, my niche, would be as the acerbic, disaffected angry old man, and I started off complaining about cell phones, flat-billed baseball caps and the lack of air in popular music.   But I very quickly found that no one really cares what angry old men think (plus I’m not THAT old and only had a limited number of cranky opinions.)  So I switched to what I do best: quirky, off-center essays on the little observations and ironies of life.  There doesn’t turn out to be a huge market for that either, but at least I enjoy exploring the topics (mechanical pencils, shitting babies, Spam, nudie ponds, hitting a tennis ball, hitchhiking, motorcycle trips, witnessing a murder, the Amish, harmonica players, bonsai, speed skating, picking grapes, global warming, Buddy Guy, hippies, pie-wielding Polacks, SOBs, the invention of sex...)  

But again, it all eventually comes back to “so what?”.  It comes back to “who cares?”.  It comes back to “where does this all go” when it leaves my computer?  With the exception of the generous people who rated and/or commented internally on the post, what was gained from spending the time and energy to write these things?   I didn’t make a dime off of any of it.  I didn’t get laid.  No publisher or editor or agent ever called to beg me to let them use my stuff. 

I’m looking for other people’s experiences and opinions.  Are you happy with your blogging career?   How do you make this work for you?  I really want to take this to the next level, but I’m not convinced that there is a next level on the web alone.  Where do you go with your observations besides obscure literary magazines and seldom-read blog sites?  How can you use a blog to attract attention to your work?  How can you generate income from a blog?  How can you move beyond the supportive but relatively insular community that is OS?

This is an open call for ideas and information.  I’m interested in learning how we can use this platform to further our own needs and not just the needs of the editors and their sponsors.

What do you think a blog should be?  Where can it go?  How can we USE it?

Roger Ebert… are you really out there?

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So what? Exactly! That is the question. I have no answers. It occurs to me that half the bloggers blogging away on the internet are there because computers make it almost effortless to write, if not exactly write well. Who of these would be pounding away on manual typewriters in other times? And why am I throwing more sticks in the river when I could be working on my memoirs/Great American Novel/ghost stories/cookbook? So I don't throw many sticks in the river anymore, but it's kind of nice to have a place to throw them when I feel like it. Except I rarely feel like it anymore, due to the "So what?"

Your question fascinates me. I should have waited until my brain had booted up to respond, so I may have to come back.
Yes, Roger Ebert is really out there. On Twitter.

You ask good questions, Jeff, but my response is simply that a blog should be whatever the owner wants it to be, as long as it complies with the terms of service of the site. Salon is simply giving you a publishing platform, and, to a certain extent, a built-in audience; do with it what you will.

Personally, I like having Jeff Howe here, and would like a lot more stories like the Mountain Cabin with a Tin Roof.
I like reading your quirky stories. You are one of the best on OS doing this. And it's not easy to pull off and make someone smile. I came here to learn to write. I started pulling my stuff off of here a few days ago. Over a years worth of posts. I wanted a hard copy, and I started printing. Some I didn't even remember posting, and they weren't too bad. I'm contemplating whats next. It seems there are some people now who are just mean. Is this an Open Call. It might make a great Swan Song. Thanks Jeff, you got me to thinking, which is dangerous before I've have my 5th cup of coffee!
Interesting questions. I need to go away and think, but I'll also be interested in seeing other comments and/or pieces written in response to this one.
Jeff
First off: Hey Lancaster! I’m dispatching from the hinterlands of bucolic Cumberland County, so we’re practically neighbors. Hi neighbor!
Anyway, to answer your question—yes, I’m absolutely pleased with my goofy little blog. For me, this is a fun hobby.
Now, I’ve been blogging here for over a year, and I think (for most people) the key is to first amuse oneself. Popularity is a phantom thing. Success is relative. I’ve had a couple of popular posts that I don’t think are as good as ones that only like 3 people read. I have my own barometer of what constitutes a “successful” post. It’s probably a mistake for folks to look for fame and fortune in the blogging world. (Personally I’m looking for fame and fortune in my home and maybe in my 5th period American lit class! Ha! Like I said, I have a different barometer for success!)
I write a lot about music—sometimes I write humorously about music, and sometimes I write fairly straight reviews. I guess this is my niche, but I also write about other interests (Once I wrote a post about the 18th century novelist Charles Brockdon Brown—not, uh, one of my most popular posts, but a successful one on another level I think).
For all my posts, my main criteria is always to amuse myself and (attempt to) write coherently. Ultimately, for me, this has been a fun and fulfilling hobby.
Not sure I answered your question Jeff. I guess what I’m saying is if you are enjoying what you write, you’ve already taken your blog where it needs to go...
MJ
I think it's a chance to write and be read and responded to. How rare that is. If you do it well enough and long enough you'll get readers, maybe go viral, maybe get noticed, maybe move onward and "upward." But very, very few get paid on Huffpo (featured bloggers don't; only a handful of editors), and it's hard to get paid for writing anywhere anymore -- and for the most part you're underpaid when you do get a payment. The market is filled with out of work writers and editors who are no looking for the same things we are.

Meanwhile, enjoy it for what it is, whatever it is. For me this is the most rewarding, safest place to put my life on record. No matter if I don't publish a memoir -- I now have a body of work going on two years that probably otherwise wouldn't have been written were it not for the blogosphere. And hopefully that will continue. It is what it is, and to me blogging is an unexpected gift.
Hi, Jeff. Great questions. I write a blog post when I have an interesting idea or observation that I'd like to share with people. Part of my motivation is internal. I'm still figuring out the business of writing effectively (I suspect it's a learning process that will never end), and a blog is one way of testing myself. Another part is that I often gain insights from reading other people's blogs, and I want to return the favor to those who read mine. I'm happy with the way it's turned out. I've made some good friends online and my life has been enriched.

Where to go from here? I've used my experience in another, bigger test: I've started writing a book. I'll have to wait and see how that turns out. It was a reasonable next step, one that several other OSers and many bloggers elsewhere have taken. In this sense, blogging can be seen as a training ground for other sorts of activities.

In the end, I suspect that what a blog does is "sell" the person who's writing it. Not getting-money-for-goods selling, but creating a reputation for yourself. You've done a good job with this, I think, as have many other OSers; you're all known for writing a particular kind of post, giving value of a particular kind for reading. I think it's this reputation that might be the best focus for parlaying a blog into something bigger, whatever that something is.
Jeff... I may be the "odd duck" around here when it comes to blogging... I write what I do for me, because I have something that needs to "get out" of my head rather than simply rattle around in there like a dried up pea in a shell. If someone reads it, comments on it, likes it, etc... okay. If they don't, that's okay too.
Jeff, this is a question that, I think, a lot of us are asking ourselves.

I know that I need to adjust my thinking in order for me to take the experience of writing to another level. On the one hand, I know that I'll never be published or even noticed by the "in crowd" but, on the other, I am compelled to write.

You ask, "How can you move beyond the supportive but relatively insular community that is OS?" For people like me, this is it and I just need to learn to accept the experience for what it is. If my tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to listen, does it make a sound? I have a feeling that when I can answer this question with a resounding "YES' then I will have grown as a writer and as a human being.

Thank you, Jeff. You just made me think through an issue which has been plaguing me.
I am very happy with my blogging career. It has been fun.
Laid? Rich and famous? I must be doing something wrong.
for me, in many ways, it is an interactive magazine.
i am able to tell the author, liked that pic! eww TMI, or whatever.

as far as the writing, blogging part (as opposed to the reading, commenting part), i am just learning to write, to hear my own voice and see it in print (of sorts) and get feedback that may help me to improve my communication skills.
I posted this early this morning before running off to work and have just now returned to some very thoughtful and introspective comments. It's refreshing to be able to see first hand what I've always known: that beneath the screaming, clawing rabble that makes the most noise at OS, there is a quiet, thoughtful and dedicated group of writers who are peaceful with their craft and proud of what they do. My hat is off to you, to us. Keep writing.
I started blogging because I live alone and I needed to vent. Through a series of coincidental events, I stumbled upon Open Salon. It has become so much more than a way for me to blow off steam, although I still do that once in a while. Now it is a hobby. It is a place where I am intellectually stimulated -- daily-- and where I am meeting many like-minded people, many of whom seem to be in various stages of brokenness. That feels like a support system, a creative outlet and a place to learn.

Making money has never been part of my motivation. And, now that I think about it, that could very well be a major part of its appeal.
Lezlie
Jeff, someday, maybe 200 years from now, a documentary filmmaker or archivist will want to look back at the decline, fall and resurrection of the United States of America.

Much like Ken Burns who sought the words of diarests of the 1860s like Mary Chestnutt and George Templeton Strong, this woman (O. P. N. Salon) will look to read into the hearts minds and souls of men and women who lived at the turn of the 21st century.

Much of what was written (none of it by me) then will be used to document the time.

My works will cast aside as the work of some poor unfortunately soul who accidentally wandered into a place where he didn't belong. Seeing my works as a collection of "shaggy dog " stories, I will ignominiously cast aside.

All that said, I come here to write what I'm not allowed to write at work, and sometimes people read what I write. And that is a good thing.
I probably have the most uneven, random blog on OS. My Mother died in december, as pretty much everyone knows since i have frequently blogged about it. My unique experience was writing a post in the middle of the night titled "My Mother Is Dying", expecting 20 comments at best, and then - EP, cover and 150 comments which I didn't see at the time because I was making the decision with my family to take her off life support.
Hence my eternally sarcastic reply to how to get an EP: Kill your mother.
Since then I have done a journey of grief interrupted by spasms of posts about stupid things or poems or answers to Open Calls. My blog remains absolutely diverse in that I don't stick to a subject, genre, style or even a purpose. But writing through my grief gave me something I never imagined. A support system. I don't care if anyone thinks this place is a false construct of community - for me, it happened to be a place where my thoughts about my grief, my emotions, including anger, were not only shared but acknowledged and applauded.
I have close personal friends who have never responded to the news of my Mother's death. I get it - it's a scary subject, and maybe they don't think they know what to say to me.
From OS I have received cards, PM's, phone calls - all people checking in to make sure I am ok. I have been overwhelmed by the kindness and support I have received.
I know this doesn't address your topics, but my story is one that needs to be heard. I would never have been able to get through this with the ability to grieve so openly without this incredible community.
I've thought about this since reading your post earlier today. I'm not sure there is an answer that is right for everybody. Sometimes people blog a testament of their existence. Other times, it represents a testament to someone or something else. The fact that we continue to do it, regardless of our motivation or subject matter, is a testament to the fact that the human desire to communicate is as strong as ever and blogging supplies a place for those who wish to, to do it. Thought provoking piece, Jeff.
Have come back to read comments and find myself in good company. I love your recent comment. Thanks, Geoff.
I have stories to tell. "My" people are sick of listening to them..:) Time to bore the strangers.
I write here anonymously because it gives me an outlet. Nobody reads me, but at least I always know that I have somewhere to go to sound off. Actually, I take down most of the stuff that I post shortly after I post it. I have no suggestions for you, you seem to have established an audience. You get out of it what you need. I will continue to post. Why not?