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Jeff L. Howe

Jeff L. Howe
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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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SEPTEMBER 22, 2011 10:32AM

A Postage Stamp-Sized Piece Of The Planet

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(I teach an Earth Science class for college art students. This weekend we are taking a required Saturday morning field trip. I know that many of them would rather stay home in bed. I wrote this last night to hand out in class on Thursday, the day we review and prepare for the trip.)

Chiques

(Photo: susquehannaheritage.org)

 

“Why are we going to Chiques Rock?”

That’s what you’re asking.

“Why get up on a murky Saturday morning, just to see some chick rock in the river? Or whatever... Why give up precious hours of sleep on a weekend morning when they are best used? Why cut Friday night short?”

Chiques Rock is arguably the premier scenic-geologic feature in south-central Pennsylvania. It’s a resistant quartzite ridge standing high above a grand bend in the Susquehanna River. It was known to French trappers like Peter Bezallion and Peter LaTort by the 1600’s. It was the crossing point for settlers heading over the mountains for the Ohio River and the road to California, and it has been a traditional crossing point for animals and native Indians for 10,000 years. A prosperous iron town once sat at it’s base but the town was eventually worn out and defeated by floods and fires. The ridge still causes and oversees the historic floods of the river town Marietta.

A short walk south and you can look down upon the remains of the Columbia-Wrightsville Bridge – destroyed by residents in 1863 to prevent the Confederate Army from advancing on Harrisburg and Lancaster. It marks the northern-most advance of the Rebel Army during the entire Civil War.

But the best part is the geology. From atop Chiques Rock, if you look carefully and if things are clear, you can see for nearly half a billion years. You can watch worms wiggling in the warm muds of a long-extinct ocean. You can see that ocean being slammed shut by colliding continents and raising up a mountain range over 25,000 feet tall… higher than the modern Himalayas! You can watch those mountains erode completely, and then be shoved up again, and again.

Most pleasantly, you can sit quietly in the wind and ponder how the river could have cut through a mighty ridge of hard rock like a buzz saw.

The answer will surprise you.

At Chiques Rock you’ll see the step-by-step (with many steps missing) processes that have taken place on and within this little postage-stamp-sized piece of the planet. You’ll watch oceans and mountains come and go, the land rise and fall. Sediments from the mountains will gather, become deformed, melt into crystalline mountains and then erode away again.

But if you look long enough, and carefully enough, that movie that I talked about may start to run in your head. If it does, then maybe you’ll begin to see how the Earth moves its bits and chunks back and forth like chess pieces.

If you do, you’ll begin to understand the vast geologic prehistory of Pennsylvania. And once you begin to understand Pennsylvania, you’ll begin to understand the Appalachian Mountain Range from Alabama to Scotland. And once you glimpse the formational history of the Appalachians, you begin to appreciate planetary tectonics.

And once you do that, the geologic world is your oyster.

Then maybe for one short semester, or one thoughtful day, or even one shining moment, you’ll get it. You’ll be making your own movie. You may even feel the Earth move. Literally. How cool would that be?

And to think that it all began at Chiques Rock – on a rainy Saturday morning… when you could have stayed in bed.

Dress for the weather. The rocks look better wet.

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One of the very best academic handouts I've ever seen!
Damn. I wish I could go. Stupid kids.
Years ago, I took a class that was not part of my required studies, simply because I'd heard the professor was an excellent educator. The class was African History, a subject that I didn't have a particular interest in . . . just thought, what the hell? It was one of the best educational experiences of my life.

From atop Chiques Rock, if you look carefully and if things are clear, you can see for nearly half a billion years.

Statements like that absolutely convince me that, given a chance, I'd take your class in a heartbeat. Reading this makes me interested in geology.
as i read into the sentences of this piece, i found myself holding more still and trying to hear the words instead of just seeing them. the wonder of it all. A+++ essay, jeff. damn.

this is best teacher stuff, classes you should take just because you will learn something fabulous, how to gain perspective, all those things. and it certainly makes spending five seconds finding out something new about sarah palin an enormous waste of time.
You just know someone is thinking, "yeah, but all that's there during the week, too"!
And to think that all these years I've been going to Chiques Rock just for the beauty. You are one terrific writer, Jeff. If I were running the show this would be an EP.
Hot stuff!

Madison Ave missed a bet when they didn’t get you......

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Jeff: Thank you.
Mumbles: You CAN go. Meet us there (Breezy Point overlook) at 9am on Saturday.
Owl: Same for you... you can audit.
Candace: I tell my students that my job is not to make them smarter, it's to make them more interesting and well-rounded.
scanner: I work another job during the day, this class is in the evening... Saturday's the only time to really spend time with it.
Sarah: Thanks. I get my fair share of EPs. No complaints.
skypixeo: Tell Madison Ave. that I'm still available.
I can see clearly now. Thank you.