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Jeff L. Howe

Jeff L. Howe
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Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ................................................................................................................... FOR MORE STORIES, PHOTOS AND HARMONICA RECORDINGS VISIT: jeff-howe.net

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MARCH 11, 2012 12:48PM

Redcoats Advance On Lancaster - Voters Defenseless

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What exactly does a heat-packing, god-fearing, constitution-defending American have to do to vote around here?  That’s the question that many were asking here in Pennsylvania’s Lancaster County last week after the City Fathers and Mothers of tiny Marctic Township moved to have the township polling places returned to the Methodist church from which they were relocated a few years previous. 

According to an article in the March 8, 2012 issue of the Lancaster New Era Intelligencer Journal, the elementary school that currently houses the polls offers better parking, better access and a more functional space than the church.  It is centrally located and easy to find.  In most ways it is the ideal location for a public gathering to be held.  However, the problem lies in the fact that it is illegal to carry a gun onto school property – any school – which includes the school where the polls are located.  This has the undies of some of the local citizenry in a considerable bunch because they would not be able to exercise their God-given right to carry a gun any damn where they please, any damn time it pleases them. 

Even into an elementary school. 

Even into a polling place. 

Even to vote.

Think about that....

 

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But Jeff, remember the credo of the good, hard workin', God fearin', gun totin' folk who built this great country of ours, " Better to have your gun and not need it, than to need your gun and not have it."

Who knows what kind of threats might be lurking around the corner of that elementary school on election day? Maybe be Injun's hidin' in the woods, heathen Chinee poppin' outta the sewers, illegal aliens with phasers, or heaven forbid, black people or Mexicans!!!
jmac: Salute it or shoot it.
Obama was right -- tho damned right -- about these people clinging to god and guns. Seems to me it ought to be illegal to have a polling place in any church -- or is the Constitution no longer in effect?
I have a hard time fathoming anyone who feels compelled to carry a gun.