One man's philosophy is another man's bellylaugh.
Jeff L. Howe
- Location
- Lyndon, Pennsylvania,
- Birthday
- April 19
- Company
- Visit the website: jeff-howe.net
- Bio
- Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ...................................................................................................................
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MY RECENT POSTS
- Robert Plant, Eric Clapton and
Elvis
May 20, 2012 09:29PM - The Dead Baby Doll That
Watches Over My Garden
March 25, 2012 12:25PM - Redcoats Advance On Lancaster
- Voters Defenseless
March 11, 2012 12:43PM - Live-Blogging Parkinson's: So
NOW What Do You Do?
March 04, 2012 11:39AM - Meatball's Revenge
February 26, 2012 12:37PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “...whooops...sorry...Mom
's calling...”
May 22, 2012 08:36PM - “I've always said that,
if I had it all to do over
again, I'd
have studied jazz
pi…”
May 22, 2012 08:33PM - “I've always tended more
towards "eye lid movies" the
new
stuff you
see…”
May 22, 2012 08:12PM - “Just to be clear, this
post was not intended to be a
wistful
look at the past.
I…”
May 22, 2012 04:26PM - “You go Toby. This has
been a great little
miniseries. Good
luck.”
May 19, 2012 06:11PM
Jeff L. Howe's Links
- Best Of...
- The Anatomy Of The Tune
- Get Out'a Dodge
- The Perfect Ice
- Dusty Amish Diamonds
- Why Artists Art
- Emotional Morphine
- A Single Steel Paper Clip
- I Witnessed A Murder
- A Mountain Cabin...
- A Young Man's Encounter...
- When The Baby Exploded
- The Next Moment...
- Church of the Holy Moly
- The Universe Tastes Like...
- Idiot, But Well-Meaning, Dog
- When The Last Girl Leaves...
- Incident At A Drive-In
- Where Do Mountains...
- Sweet Old Burt: SOB
- A Guy With A Pen
- Stories
- Old Baxter: A Dog Story
- When Mom Ran Over The Cat
- Let Me Be Rich
- Grandma To The E.R...
- Dead Lady Rockin'
- Pie-Wielding Polocks...
- Essays
- My First Blogoversary
- Flaw In The Apocalypse
- Milford, Michigan
- Sleepless At 4:49am
- What Should A Blog Be?
- 101 Word Paragraph
- Hot Chocolate
- Old And In The Way...
- Hitting A Tennis Ball
- Canada: The Air Is Moving
- On SPAM
- Two Items (for GNS)
- On Ice Cream
- Amish Of Lancaster County
- Why Live In Oakland?
- Reunion: Going Back...
- The President Has Been Shot
- Snow Along The Conestoga
- Best There Ever Was
- Clueless Wanna-Be Hippie
- The Wind Isn't Blowing...
- Humor/Irony
- Squirrel Chicken For Keeps
- Mr. Batsakis
- Dead SOBs Part II
- A Thanksgiving Incident
- ...Like A Buck-Fifty Melon
- The Physics of Little Old Men
- San Francisco Street Corner
- Review/Opinion/Commentary
- The Tiara!
- Buddy Guy - Old Blues Guy?
- Harmonica Players
- Science
- Gravity. It's The Law.
- The Invention Of Sex
- The Physics Of Little Old Men
- Einstein's Hammock #1
- The Tick-Tock Continuum
- Geology
- The Haiti Earthquake
- Where Do Mountains...?
- The Desert From The Air
- Teaching
- About Global Warming
- Lazy, Disinterested Students
- History
- Bridging Four Centuries...
- Refighting the Civil War...
- Searching For The Old Road
- The First Vermonters
- Horticulture
- The Bonsai Paradox
- Dawn Redwoods As Bonsai (II)
- Dawn Redwoods As Bonsai (I)
- Workin' For A Livin'
- School Of Last Resort
- Don't Touch Me!
- If Pirates Picked Grapes
- Punching Out
- Other Sites by Jeff Howe
- Little Big Trees - Bonsai
- Whistle Up A Rope - Stories
- Howe Original Productions
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