Jeff L. Howe
- Location
- Lyndon, Pennsylvania,
- Birthday
- April 19
- Company
- Visit the website: jeff-howe.net
- Bio
- Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ...................................................................................................................
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MY RECENT POSTS
- Robert Plant, Eric Clapton and
Elvis
May 20, 2012 09:29PM - The Dead Baby Doll That
Watches Over My Garden
March 25, 2012 12:25PM - Redcoats Advance On Lancaster
- Voters Defenseless
March 11, 2012 12:43PM - Live-Blogging Parkinson's: So
NOW What Do You Do?
March 04, 2012 11:39AM - Meatball's Revenge
February 26, 2012 12:37PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “...whooops...sorry...Mom
's calling...”
May 22, 2012 08:36PM - “I've always said that,
if I had it all to do over
again, I'd
have studied jazz
pi…”
May 22, 2012 08:33PM - “I've always tended more
towards "eye lid movies" the
new
stuff you
see…”
May 22, 2012 08:12PM - “Just to be clear, this
post was not intended to be a
wistful
look at the past.
I…”
May 22, 2012 04:26PM - “You go Toby. This has
been a great little
miniseries. Good
luck.”
May 19, 2012 06:11PM
Jeff L. Howe's Links
- Best Of...
- The Anatomy Of The Tune
- Get Out'a Dodge
- The Perfect Ice
- Dusty Amish Diamonds
- Why Artists Art
- Emotional Morphine
- A Single Steel Paper Clip
- I Witnessed A Murder
- A Mountain Cabin...
- A Young Man's Encounter...
- When The Baby Exploded
- The Next Moment...
- Church of the Holy Moly
- The Universe Tastes Like...
- Idiot, But Well-Meaning, Dog
- When The Last Girl Leaves...
- Incident At A Drive-In
- Where Do Mountains...
- Sweet Old Burt: SOB
- A Guy With A Pen
- Stories
- Old Baxter: A Dog Story
- When Mom Ran Over The Cat
- Let Me Be Rich
- Grandma To The E.R...
- Dead Lady Rockin'
- Pie-Wielding Polocks...
- Essays
- My First Blogoversary
- Flaw In The Apocalypse
- Milford, Michigan
- Sleepless At 4:49am
- What Should A Blog Be?
- 101 Word Paragraph
- Hot Chocolate
- Old And In The Way...
- Hitting A Tennis Ball
- Canada: The Air Is Moving
- On SPAM
- Two Items (for GNS)
- On Ice Cream
- Amish Of Lancaster County
- Why Live In Oakland?
- Reunion: Going Back...
- The President Has Been Shot
- Snow Along The Conestoga
- Best There Ever Was
- Clueless Wanna-Be Hippie
- The Wind Isn't Blowing...
- Humor/Irony
- Squirrel Chicken For Keeps
- Mr. Batsakis
- Dead SOBs Part II
- A Thanksgiving Incident
- ...Like A Buck-Fifty Melon
- The Physics of Little Old Men
- San Francisco Street Corner
- Review/Opinion/Commentary
- The Tiara!
- Buddy Guy - Old Blues Guy?
- Harmonica Players
- Science
- Gravity. It's The Law.
- The Invention Of Sex
- The Physics Of Little Old Men
- Einstein's Hammock #1
- The Tick-Tock Continuum
- Geology
- The Haiti Earthquake
- Where Do Mountains...?
- The Desert From The Air
- Teaching
- About Global Warming
- Lazy, Disinterested Students
- History
- Bridging Four Centuries...
- Refighting the Civil War...
- Searching For The Old Road
- The First Vermonters
- Horticulture
- The Bonsai Paradox
- Dawn Redwoods As Bonsai (II)
- Dawn Redwoods As Bonsai (I)
- Workin' For A Livin'
- School Of Last Resort
- Don't Touch Me!
- If Pirates Picked Grapes
- Punching Out
- Other Sites by Jeff Howe
- Little Big Trees - Bonsai
- Whistle Up A Rope - Stories
- Howe Original Productions
A Baseball Story With Cars
On August 7, 2007, Barry Bonds drove a baseball deep into the San Francisco night, thus becoming, arguably, the all-time home run champion of baseball. In doing so, he forever linked himself with a 1995 green Ford Escort station wagon, a champagne toast in front of San Quentin prison and a… Read full post »
What The Next Moment Might Bring
In the vast, rolling basin and range desert of central Nevada the night sky is so dark and the stars so bright you sense that, if your vision were perfect, you might be able to see the distant edge of the Universe. Maybe even farther. From my sleeping bag I let… Read full post »
The Amish Of Lancaster County (Part I.)
Here in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, the Amish are as thick as thieves. To say this is not to imply that they are bandits, burglars or roving bands of suspendered thugs in straw hats. Quite the contrary. To the outside world they appear to be honest, hard worki… Read full post »
Dad, They've Taken Grandma To The E.R.
The old woman, thin and frail, lies motionless in a hospital bed. A single intravenous tube drips precious fluid back into the collapsed veins of her emaciated body. The room is still and timeless, yet the hall outside is a constant bustle of noise and activity. The woman and her hu/… Read full post »
Five Most Influential Harmonica Players of All Time
There’s an excellent chance that you haven’t given the following much thought. I have. Here for your consideration are my nominations for the five most influential harmonica players of all time:
1. Larry Adler – The chromatic harmonica was practically invented fo… Read full post »
Pie-Wielding Polocks In A Parking Lot
I married into a large, traditional, first generation, straight-off-the-boat Detroit Polish family when I was in college. As a result, I ended up attending more than my share of Polish weddings
For reasons that I am about to describe, one wedding stands out as particularly memorable. … Read full post »
Playing Squirrel Chicken For Keeps
Up until this morning, the squirrels had been winning. I’m not talking about the Battle of the Bird Feeder or the fact that they maraud through my bonsai garden like miniature bulls in a china shop. I’m talking about the head games, the test of will - the outwit, outlast, outn… Read full post »
It was a lead pipe about four feet long and about an inch in diameter. When it hit the old man’s head it sounded like a baseball bat hitting a watermelon. And when the old man’s crushed skull hit the pavement, it sounded like a canvas bag full of… Read full post »
Buddy Guy - Old Blues Guy?
A couple of nights ago a friend (with obvious music industry connections) emailed me and asked if I would like to attend a Buddy Guy concert at the Forum in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Two free tickets would be waiting at the door and I was to be his guest.
“Buddy… Read full post »
The Unorthodox Church of the Holy Moly
“Daaaad?”
My twelve year-old daughter chimes sweetly, voice melodic, her eyes probing slyly sideways for a hint of my reaction. “We have SQUARE DANCING in gym class tomorrow, and I’d rather die than do square dancing. Can you write me a note that says that I… Read full post »
On Raising Dawn Redwoods As Bonsai
The Dawn Redwood (Metasequoia glyptostroboides, hereafter referred to as “metasequoia”) is a surviving relict of a family of trees that goes back in the fossil record almost to the beginning of the Age of Dinosaurs – well over 200 million years. By about 40 million years ago,… Read full post »
Why Live In Oakland?
I met an old man years ago. He was an artist and an illustrator who came regularly into the San Francisco lithography shop where I worked to have his handiwork printed and bound. He drew humorous and realistic illustrations of the highest quality, in a variety of media and styles, for… Read full post »
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