One man's philosophy is another man's bellylaugh.
Jeff L. Howe
- Location
- Lyndon, Pennsylvania,
- Birthday
- April 19
- Company
- Visit the website: jeff-howe.net
- Bio
- Jeff Howe is a bonsai enthusiast and harmonica player who has very good reason to believe that the Universe tastes like a cheap buck-fifty melon. He is a product of Walled Lake and a former Poetry Slam Champion of Milwaukee. He once shook hands with Rocky Colavito, opened for Leon Redbone and took a piss next to Mose Allison (no hands were shaken). All things considered, his best single day was July 4th, 1987 when he marched in the Marmarth, North Dakota parade in the morning, discovered a rare dinosaur skull in the afternoon, and then sat in playing harmonica with a drunken cowboy band until way past tomorrow. It's been downhill ever since. Jeff is a misemployed geologist who specializes in interpreting rock outcrops at 70 miles per hour. It's a gift. His daughter loves cows. ...................................................................................................................
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MY RECENT POSTS
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Elvis
May 20, 2012 09:29PM - The Dead Baby Doll That
Watches Over My Garden
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March 11, 2012 12:43PM - Live-Blogging Parkinson's: So
NOW What Do You Do?
March 04, 2012 11:39AM - Meatball's Revenge
February 26, 2012 12:37PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “...whooops...sorry...Mom
's calling...”
May 22, 2012 08:36PM - “I've always said that,
if I had it all to do over
again, I'd
have studied jazz
pi…”
May 22, 2012 08:33PM - “I've always tended more
towards "eye lid movies" the
new
stuff you
see…”
May 22, 2012 08:12PM - “Just to be clear, this
post was not intended to be a
wistful
look at the past.
I…”
May 22, 2012 04:26PM - “You go Toby. This has
been a great little
miniseries. Good
luck.”
May 19, 2012 06:11PM
Jeff L. Howe's Links
- Best Of...
- The Anatomy Of The Tune
- Get Out'a Dodge
- The Perfect Ice
- Dusty Amish Diamonds
- Why Artists Art
- Emotional Morphine
- A Single Steel Paper Clip
- I Witnessed A Murder
- A Mountain Cabin...
- A Young Man's Encounter...
- When The Baby Exploded
- The Next Moment...
- Church of the Holy Moly
- The Universe Tastes Like...
- Idiot, But Well-Meaning, Dog
- When The Last Girl Leaves...
- Incident At A Drive-In
- Where Do Mountains...
- Sweet Old Burt: SOB
- A Guy With A Pen
- Stories
- Old Baxter: A Dog Story
- When Mom Ran Over The Cat
- Let Me Be Rich
- Grandma To The E.R...
- Dead Lady Rockin'
- Pie-Wielding Polocks...
- Essays
- My First Blogoversary
- Flaw In The Apocalypse
- Milford, Michigan
- Sleepless At 4:49am
- What Should A Blog Be?
- 101 Word Paragraph
- Hot Chocolate
- Old And In The Way...
- Hitting A Tennis Ball
- Canada: The Air Is Moving
- On SPAM
- Two Items (for GNS)
- On Ice Cream
- Amish Of Lancaster County
- Why Live In Oakland?
- Reunion: Going Back...
- The President Has Been Shot
- Snow Along The Conestoga
- Best There Ever Was
- Clueless Wanna-Be Hippie
- The Wind Isn't Blowing...
- Humor/Irony
- Squirrel Chicken For Keeps
- Mr. Batsakis
- Dead SOBs Part II
- A Thanksgiving Incident
- ...Like A Buck-Fifty Melon
- The Physics of Little Old Men
- San Francisco Street Corner
- Review/Opinion/Commentary
- The Tiara!
- Buddy Guy - Old Blues Guy?
- Harmonica Players
- Science
- Gravity. It's The Law.
- The Invention Of Sex
- The Physics Of Little Old Men
- Einstein's Hammock #1
- The Tick-Tock Continuum
- Geology
- The Haiti Earthquake
- Where Do Mountains...?
- The Desert From The Air
- Teaching
- About Global Warming
- Lazy, Disinterested Students
- History
- Bridging Four Centuries...
- Refighting the Civil War...
- Searching For The Old Road
- The First Vermonters
- Horticulture
- The Bonsai Paradox
- Dawn Redwoods As Bonsai (II)
- Dawn Redwoods As Bonsai (I)
- Workin' For A Livin'
- School Of Last Resort
- Don't Touch Me!
- If Pirates Picked Grapes
- Punching Out
- Other Sites by Jeff Howe
- Little Big Trees - Bonsai
- Whistle Up A Rope - Stories
- Howe Original Productions
- Editor’s Pick
- 2862 Views
- 50 Comments
I Saw A Sad Thing Today
MAY 6, 2010 2:43PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 5970 Views
- 49 Comments
What Girls Got In Their Pants
JULY 19, 2010 10:59AM EDT
- 1250 Views
- 67 Comments
My First OS Blogoversary - Some Thoughts
MARCH 14, 2010 9:23AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1798 Views
- 40 Comments
I Am Afraid
OCTOBER 26, 2011 9:33AM EDT
- 1375 Views
- 43 Comments
Three Sentences That Pretty Much Sum It Up
APRIL 27, 2010 7:40PM EDT
- 1427 Views
- 43 Comments
I Totaled My Car This Week (Don’t Try This At Home)
JULY 30, 2010 4:41PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2183 Views
- 27 Comments
Recollections Of The Amish Schoolhouse Murders
SEPTEMBER 29, 2011 9:32AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1042 Views
- 43 Comments
Come To Think Of It, I’d Never Seen Him Wearing Socks
OCTOBER 6, 2010 2:41PM EDT
- 678 Views
- 41 Comments
The Reverse Phantom Faux OS Flounce - Don't Try This At Home
JULY 11, 2010 10:34AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1312 Views
- 33 Comments
Reverse Engineering A Rock
MARCH 4, 2011 10:26AM EST
- 1346 Views
- 36 Comments
A Boy Whimpers Quietly In The Shower
APRIL 18, 2011 10:47AM EDT
- 2939 Views
- 33 Comments
When The Last Girl Leaves The Nudie Pond
DECEMBER 28, 2009 10:29AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2414 Views
- 13 Comments
I Witnessed A Murder
APRIL 21, 2009 7:11AM EDT
- 616 Views
- 38 Comments
Just Over Two Years On OS: Some Thoughts
APRIL 6, 2011 1:18PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1538 Views
- 42 Comments
A Report From Behind The Dumpster
JULY 29, 2011 10:35AM EDT
- 1724 Views
- 22 Comments
What The Next Moment Might Bring
MAY 23, 2009 2:28AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2948 Views
- 23 Comments
Incident At A Drive-In, or: Why I Left The Catholic Church
JUNE 17, 2009 11:24AM EDT
- 1827 Views
- 29 Comments
A Young Man's Encounter With A Hawk
SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 6:37PM EDT
- 1139 Views
- 34 Comments
Why Artists Art, Writers Write and Scientists Science
MARCH 7, 2010 10:21AM EST
- 1050 Views
- 47 Comments
I Guess I'm Just A Guy Who Looks Like He'd Have A Pen
JULY 24, 2010 12:23PM EDT
- 985 Views
- 35 Comments
Come, Have A Colonoscopy With Me!
JUNE 16, 2011 9:04PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 1520 Views
- 28 Comments
The Darkest Age Of My Mother
SEPTEMBER 6, 2011 12:19PM EDT
- 857 Views
- 24 Comments
Live-Blogging Parkinson's Disease
JANUARY 10, 2012 10:15AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 1678 Views
- 27 Comments
Live-Blogging Parkinson's: (Re)Learning To Walk
FEBRUARY 5, 2012 11:37AM EST
- 1875 Views
- 25 Comments
Old And In The Way: You Too?
JANUARY 5, 2010 3:35PM EST
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