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FEBRUARY 27, 2009 3:44PM

The 10 Most Underrated Sexual Acts of ... Friday Afternoon

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Having recently posted a list of 34 Kinds of Sex, and now read, as has everyone else here, about 16 Kinds of Overrated Sex, I feel perfectly qualified to write the above headline and then stare at this screen, wondering what the fuck I'm going to type and expecting the worst.

Here goes:

1)  Sex outdoors, as long as someone remembered the blanket and the weather is nice. I don't see how anyone can disagree, really; but it must be underrated or more people would get arrested for trying it.

2) Mutual masturbation in the car. And yes, you should practice, first, while parked, and it is no fun in heavy traffic or other hazardous road conditions. Remember what happened to the kid in The World According to Garp?

3)  Anything involving light bondage, so long as the rope-tieing does not become an end in itself, which I think it does for many in the BDSM crowd. Underrated by anyone who hasn't tried it playfully with someone they really like.

4) Sex with a Stranger is everyone's fantasy to the point where it is both one of the most overrated AND underrated sex acts. It can be horrible, yes. Think Mr. Goodbar. But it can be so very good that it's worth trying until you get it right at least once.

5) Sex with someone you've known a long time but you're "just friends" and never thought you would fuck, or even considered it. Conventional wisdom is that you will wreck the friendship. Even if the odds are 50-50 on that, it can be worth trying. Trust me on this.

6)  Sex in Watery Places is listed by Beth as overrated. We'll agree to disagree. In the shower? I'll give you that. Hot tub? Not so bad. Outdoors in a nice clean lake ... or in warm salt water just out beyond the breakers? The weightlessness is fabulous, that people off in the distance suspect you're fucking is a turn-on and it feels delicious all over. 

7) Sex in a Library. I've never had it, but I refuse to give up the idea that it might be really hot.

8) Sex in my Girlfriend's Basement Art Studio. We haven't tried that yet, either -- she's just getting it set up this weekend. I know, basements can be icky. But ... well, would y'all mind if I skipped numbers 9 and 10, for now, while I go research this?

Have a great weekend, everyone ...

 

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You're channeling my husband... and me. And btw, we have a double shower stall with a shower head at each end, so there's space, and a shower chair, not to mention soapy, slippery skin. Plus, lights out, candles only. Try it. Everybody should try it, no matter the size of the shower.

Have done the others, some while single, some since being married. (In the appropriate order!) All good. All. Plus I might have to add my own list now...
If I respond, Sally, I'd be admitting that I haven't left my little writer-loft yet ...

I'm going, I'm going.
Don't forget sex after you've been apart for a while - like on a long business trip or deployed to Iraq. All the days (weeks, months) of yearning can make for a pretty hot reunion.

BTW, we have a two person shower also. It's a truly decadent luxury that I'm not sure how I lived without.

Rated.
I'm on your side about the sex in a hot tub. Tried in a very large hot springs, several times, and never had any complaints. Try masturbating the other person while they float on the surface - WOW.

Sorry Beth, you must be doing it wrong!!!
Furiously taking notes with quill pen.....
M. Chariot: There will be a quiz ...
Am I counting wrong? I only see 8 of the "10 Most Underrated Sexual Acts of ... Friday Afternoon"

Can't wait for the sequel.