"Oh, the plight of the poor, straight male! “Pity me,” he cries, “for the weight of my entitlement is mighty, and I am weary from too much testosterone.” Wait … What’s that sound we hear? Why it’s the world’s tiniest violin… playing just for you."

Okay, heterosexual guys, listen up. You’ve seen that hunk on the horse in the Old Spice ad, right?

“Hello, ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me.”

Women love that ad. You can tell, if you look at a woman looking at that guy. Then you look at that guy. Then back at the woman ... and suddenly, you are sad that you are not him. Even one more look at that guy is going to make you want, if only for a moment, to gargle with Old Spice just for the extra carcinogens. It is in such moments that you think: It sucks to be a straight guy ...

Continued/full article at Sexis ...

(I hadn't posted here in a long while ... thought some folks might be interested in what I've been up to ...)