Jeff Brawer

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I have been a television editor in the Boston area for over 25 years, working in broadcast, medical, and industrial TV. I've been dealing with weight issues for over 50 years and ranting about them for an eternity.

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MAY 3, 2010 10:32AM

I Bummed a Cigarette from a Nobel Laureate

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Cormack

I've been fortunate in my life to have had several encounters with the rich, famous, and infamous.  I've eaten Chinese food with Joseph Heller, bumped into Abe Vigoda on 3rd Avenue, and was running camera on a late-night Boston TV show when the late Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics pulled her top down on air.  None of these, however, has had the lasting impact of my encounters with Professor Allan Cormack.

I was a student at Tufts University School of Engineering in the late sixties, and I use the term "student" in the loosest way possible.  I was convinced that my youthful fascination with tinkering and taking objects apart made me an ideal candidate for the program.  Given my inability to ever reassemble said objects, this was perhaps a bit presumptuous.  The curriculum for all freshman engineering students included an introductory physics course in Newtonian mechanics which was taught by Dr. Cormack in the fall of 1967.

Almost immediately, I ran into problems - linguistic, ophthalmic, and sociological - none of which were the fault of the professor.  I was assigned to a lab group where the instructor had an accent so thick and indecipherable, he might as well have been speaking Romulan.  Maybe he was.  All I know is that it took most of the first session to figure out that an "offapackle" was an alpha particle, and by then, I'd already bungled the experiment, a simple statistical exercise on radioactive decay.

Slide Rule

In those halcyon pre-Hewlett-Packard days, all experimental data and statistical evaluation was calculated using a slide rule, an ingenious but complicated device as common today as a chariot on the interstate.  For those of you too young to remember, it was an adjustable ruler with multiple scales and a cursor that you manipulated to perform various math functions.  Given the infinitesimal size of the scale markings and my abysmal eyesight, it was as useful to me for computation as a chainsaw for embroidery.

 In spite of my empirical ineptitude, I enjoyed the lectures and had a good grasp of the theory, until the moment a girl with great legs and a penchant for short skirts started sitting next to me in class.  I spent the rest of the semester in a R-rated reverie while the voice of one of the century's great minds drifted like faint muzak in the background.  Before Tufts, I had attended an all-male boarding school, and my social graces weren't fit for a Tijuana bordello.

 After three torturous semesters, it was obvious that I wasn't cut out for engineering, but in my clueless egomania, I blamed the subject.  The problem was that I was clearly too abstract a thinker for such a practical field.   Despite mediocre grades, I decided to become a theoretical physicist.  I met with Dr. Cormack who was the department chairman, and switched my major.  In retrospect, that was the task I really excelled at.

 I don't remember much from that first meeting, except that he was a kind, down-to-earth man who didn't laugh in my face outright as he might have considering my qualifications.  We talked about the curriculum, and he suggested I enroll in his course on advanced electricity and magnetism for the next semester.  It was at this point that my tobacco jones got the best of me.  I asked for one of his cigarettes which he graciously provided and lit.  For anyone correlating Nobel laureates with their preferred cigarette brands, Dr. Cormack smoked Parliaments.

 Advanced E and M turned out to be the most difficult course of my academic career.  It was only through his superhuman patience that I wasn't KO'ed by Maxwell's equations, and could get up off the canvas to earn a respectable B.  But I had stretched my science brain as far as it would go, and I knew I would never make it to my degree that way.  I swallowed my pride and told him I was switching my major to English.  As before, he was understanding and non-judgmental, and he wished me well.  He also let me bum another smoke.

 Dr. Allan M. Cormack was a co-recipient of the Nobel Prize for Medicine in 1979 for the theoretical work behind CT scanning.  He died on May 7, 1998.  It was my honor and privilege to know him.

 

 

 

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Big deal. I ate krepplach with Hemingway.
I love your stories.
I bummed a cigarette - twice - from Kurt Vonnegut. In 1986 and 2001. He didn't remember me from the first time.
That's some piece of revisionism, John. Hemingway threw a kreplach at you to make you go away.
Wonderful tribute, very well written with funny self deprecating asides. One of my engineering friends used the slide rule "for fun", that is when you realize they are just a different breed! I struggled through organic chemistry but did well in all types of physics, it relates to the earth and made sense to me. Your English choice represents itself well here.
Great story...you were braver than I to take his advanced class. I hope you have quit smoking now.
My first question was going to be, what brand did he smoke? But I see you answered that. Do they even make Parliaments anymore?

We owe him a great debt for his work with computed tomography. You owe him a smoke in the next life.
Linus Pauling gave me an orange.
It was a navel.
I walked through Central Park with Aristotle Onassis once. Conversation was a challenge to say the least. At least you got a post and a cigarette for your endeavors. Great read!
R
I once saw a guy who played on Banecek walking down Rodeo Drive. Top that!
Great Post Jeff!
Did you sport a pocket protector (aka pen condom) back then, too?
I nearly ran over Steve Allen in the Portland airport and all I got was a dirty look.
Sorry, John, that was me pretending to be Hemingway. Jeff put me up to it. We wanted to see if anybody could get you to pick up the tab. I lost the bet.

Great story, Jeff. Can you tell us sometime about Heller?
What a great memory! I started out in science, too. I went from nursing to pre-med and did o k in both organic and inorganic chemistry - B and C - then had to have a tutor to get through trigonometry - B. But the nail in my coffin was physics. Like you lab professor, mine had an uncomprehensible accent and I was the only girl in a class full of boys, so I wouldn't ask questions and flunked the class. So, still math-deficient, I was determined to remain a science major and changed to biology. It was botany that got me the summer after my junior year when I had to collect 100 vascular aquatic plants, 40 of which were in a snake-infested swamp in northeast Oklahoma. That fall, like you, I changed my major to English and took ten courses in one year, passing all the literature classes with only one C and getting a D in Advanced Grammar and flunking an advanced linguistics class, neither of which I'd had the prerequisite for and took an independent study course when I followed my parents to Kansas so I could get my degree. But in all my adventures I never met a Nobel Laureate, much asked one for a cigarette. Not that I ever smoked. Well, not cigarettes, anyway. Rated because we have so much in common and this is the best story I've read all day!
Brushes with greatness!
This is a fascinating tale. I was hugged by Ted Kennedy...and Hillary Clinton...and Joe Biden...and Richard Gebhardt...and Trent Lott (shiver)...and Jon Corzine (more than once)...and someone from the Village People (which is another story altogether)
A teacher's greatest legacy is being quoted and remebered by their students. Great tribute! R
Yes but Abe Vigoda is Sally and dangerous, however ordered killed by Michael.
I'll take that cigarette, please. Send it to Caroline in NYC, USA.
I once passed Andy Warhol on the corner of 12th St and 5th Ave. That's all I've got.

Very funny and touching. Time to take my chariot onto the interstate.
Funny post. (Parliaments had the recessed filter.)
I wonder if he really appreciated *who* he gave those smokes to. He should have lived so long. Of course, in reading your stuff I can see his influence. You to change majors! But all kidding aside, a great tribute. I am sure he'd be flattered. {{{R}}}

FYI: I once drove Norman Vincent Peale to a lecture on the "Power of Positive Thinking". After the drive, he changed his subject to, "What Was I Thinking?" ... He later said, Mind Over Matter Does NOT Work When You're Scared Shitless!"
What a great story!

A new slide rule would appear with my fresh school supplies every year. I never had a clue about how to use one, even though I found math exciting until 9th grade. I still have a plastic slide rule, but I don't know why.

I earned a B.A. degree in journalism with minor degrees in political science and sociology. No surprises there, huh?
It's amazing how little our popular culture values scientists.
Very cool! To be taught be one of the great scientists is wondrous! I still have my ancient metal slide rule with the wooden case it came in. It was quite a hit in Physics and a good bargaining chip for free tutouring!
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aim - Thanks. I still think that "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater" is a better book than "Cat's Cradle" or "Slaughterhouse Five," but I know I'm in the minority. I never met the man.

rita - Slide rules were never fun. I wonder if I might have stayed in the sciences longer if calculators were around back then.

Sheila - I quit on Jan 23, 1972, and haven't had a cigarette since. I did smoke other things, but only in moderation after college.

Kathy - I'll make sure I'm buried with a carton or two just in case.

mr Fawkes - Love that Vitamin C!

Donna - Pre or post Jackie?

scanner - Was it George Peppard or some lesser character?

OEsheepdog - Thankfully, no. I had enough geekish behaviors without that.

Bonnie - He may have been nice, but as Jonathan Wolfman noted below, he did set up Michael Corleone.

bobbot - Steve Allen was my hero growing up. It's sad to hear he was rude.

Matt - My best friend was in a playwriting masters program at CCNY taught by Joe Heller and Israel Horovitz. We helped Joe's daughter move into an apartment in the Village, and he bought us lunch. At the time, I had entire chapters of Catch 22 memorized, so it was a real thrill. He was a very nice, very funny man.

Diva - You are much too kind.

Owl_Says_Who - Too bad none of it smeared off.

Nikki - I never got a hug, but on the same show where I "met" Wendy O Williams, I also met Prof. Irwin Corey and the great jazz drummer Art Blakey.

Libmomrn - In any academic career, you're lucky to get two or three great teachers. For me, besides Dr. Cormack, there was Sol Gittleman (European Lit.), Harry Ritchie (Drama), and Jesper Rosenmeier (American Lit.) Bless 'em all.

Jonathan Wolfman - Point well taken. He did resurrect and soften a bit as Fish on "Barney Miller."

Caroline - On its way.

Cranky Cuss - Brushes with odder celebrities are the most noteworthy. Thanks to John Blumenthal, I have autographs from Benoit Mandlebrot and Maurice "The Rocket" Richard.

Daniel - I wasn't a fan of Parliaments, but you take what you get from your advisor.

Rod - Scaring the crap out of Peale was no mean feat and a good lesson for an overly sunny optimist.

Natalie - If we're lucky, we end up where we belong.

ChillerPop - Too true.

Poppi - Foolishly, I threw mine out when I got my first calculator. Who knew it would become a collector's item?
I spent the rest of the semester in a R-rated reverie while the voice of one of the century's great minds drifted like faint muzak in the background. Before Tufts, I had attended an all-male boarding school, and my social graces weren't fit for a Tijuana bordello.

Great lines in this, Jeff, but I think that must be my favorite. =o)
But you give me an idea of what this intelligent, kind man must have been like up close and personal, as well as being brilliant in his field. He treated you as a student who deserved a chance, and as a human being who deserved his courtesy and decency.

Rated.
Thanks for that story, Jeff. I had meant to say in my comment that Blumenthal's avatar mugsh0t reminds me of Heller's book jacket photo. Thought of maybe working up a little schtick about you setting up a lunch between a fake Hemingway and a fake Heller, but decided it could get out of hand. The "Sheisskopf, you shithead, is that your foot I'm stepping on?" scene kept interrupting my thoughts.
A great story, a great meory, and well told. Thanks for doing so.
Supposed to be "memory" but I never finished college and only got a minimally low passing grade in high school typing.
Oops. Forgot which hat I was wearing. That was "Matt's" comment.
Jeff--I will repost shortly my Nobel Prize encounter with Saul Bellow. Milton Friedman you couldn't get rid of--he was everywhere at Chicago. The physics Nobels--you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting one. I know, we tried. We had to stop after a while, it wasn't fair to the cat.

But Bellow made himself scarce.
Jeff,
Just before the wedding.
This is a great story! And who needs computers-- the slide rule is so much more compact and requires no energy. I am sure this tribute is a million times more revealing about the man behind the CT technology than his real obit could have been.
Jeff, you're masterful: "it was as useful to me for computation as a chainsaw for embroidery." Love it. (Not the only good line, of course.)
Very cool to read, sigh, I know no one famous, sorta famous or even infamous! Great remembering...
I'm really glad my brushes with fame didn't come with grades.
Once, in London, my gal friend and I asked Alan Bates for directions,
hoping he might invite us out for drinks. Instead he very courteously told us how to catch the bus we needed. Bummer.
I interviewed Mike Wallace in his office the day before 911.