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Operatives from the Repugnican National Committee pick up a coded message (above)  originating from Obama' s  Blackberry.  If only they could decode the message, this is what it would say:

1)  Where's the john in this place? 

2) Hey, why are you handcuffing that brief case to my wrist, and what's that red button in the middle of it?

3) When do we eat?

4) Tell Reverend Wright he can come out now, we won.

5) Hilary as Secretary of State? Whose idea was that anyway?

Credit and Thanks to Greg Thomas for the inspiration for this message from his post entitled: Masturbation/Blindness, Getting A Grip On It.