I Have No Swim Bladder!
Jejune Podiatrist
- Location
- The Duchy of Aqualand
- Birthday
- December 31
- Title
- Brothmeister
- Company
- Turtle Soup Canners
- Bio
- Began cleaning tired feet of the huddling masses with reptilian verve and efficiency after the last Interglacial
MY RECENT POSTS
- Israel, The US, And The
Conservatives' Mistress Plan
May 25, 2012 10:51AM - Will You Be Left To Die In The
Streets Or Starve In 5 Years?
May 23, 2012 10:53AM - Response To My Good Friend
Jack Heart About Israel
May 21, 2012 11:41AM - Don Rich's Excellent Adventure
In Counter-Force Fellatio
May 19, 2012 11:46PM - The Most Powerful Jew In The
World...Who Izzat?
May 08, 2012 02:43PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “In a late stage republic
as the US is, and this is no
boll
weevil poopy,
Amerika…”
10:20AM - “It's not just the
nuclear triggers Donny. It's
the quantity
of enriched
uranium b…”
May 27, 2012 01:20PM - “I think it's disgraceful
that you pasted in that phony
Afghan
or Arab child
victi…”
May 27, 2012 01:16PM - “And you know damn well
America is a late-stage
Republic, like
you know who,
with…”
May 25, 2012 05:41PM - “In Europe liberal and
neo-liberal institutions,
policies and
habits of thought
ar…”
May 25, 2012 05:19PM
Jejune Podiatrist's Links
Israel, The US, And The Conservatives' Mistress Plan
Israel is a hobby horse of mine because, under a Likud-led government, it fits perfectly with the right-wing plan to concretize conservative domination of domestic politics for the next few years. I myself am neither anti-Semitic nor philo-Semitic but I do have several Jewish fri… Read full post »
Will You Be Left To Die In The Streets Or Starve In 5 Years?
Alright, so more and more of the public is worried about how much will soon be left of the social safety net, meaning Food Stamps, Medicare and Medicaid. (I leave out Social Security because, with the exception of the Disability part of the Social Security system, which… Read full post »
Response To My Good Friend Jack Heart About Israel
Jack, ole buddy, you have an appealing unconventional mind, and I urge you to write another contrarian essay, but I have to clear up our disagreement over Israel's military capability. Before we get there I want to say a couple of things about the dumb NATO experiment with the ex Soviet… Read full post »
Don Rich's Excellent Adventure In Counter-Force Fellatio
This post is for my excellent buddy on here, Donny Rich. There is no 'as it is traditionally understood' forced fellatio here (which has made many successful Amerikan marriages by the way), just the geo-strategic equivalent in the Great Game of Nations in counter force strategy theorizing...pres… Read full post »
The Most Powerful Jew In The World...Who Izzat?
Well, it's not Jerry Lewis or Dr. Ruth. It's...are you ready?...BIBI NETANYAHU, Prime Minister of Israel, of course. With the formation of a unity government in Israel today Bibi is upping the ante and signalling that the long awaited Israeli military strike on Iranian nuclear facilities&n… Read full post »
What Israel Is Afraid Of...Really
Get thee glass eyes; And, like a scurvy politician,
&n… Read full post »
Zimmerman Will Benefit From Jury Nullification~Remember OJ?
Okay, so the Neighbourhood Watch 'Homicidal Goofball of the Year' George Zimmerman is charged with 2nd degree murder. Even if it was just manslaughter we still have to have a jury selected...and both sides, the prosecution, and the defense, will be exercising their righ… Read full post »
Trayvon Martin Secretly Resuscitated...Now In Area 51
****BREAKING NEWS****
UPI, AP, CNN, all Twit feeds...
The Obama Administration, fearing a possible descent into full scale Race War, or Helter Skelter, has pulled out all the stops to revivify the corpse of Trayvon Martin. On April 1st, this coming Sunday, also coincidentally Palm Sunday and Ap… Read full post »
My Christian Friend OR A Big Ass? Which Should I Go For?
This is a no bullshit post. I'm not a religious android myself, I don't go to church, I sleep in on Sunday mornings (well, almost every day I can, wink), I look at pornography, I curse and blasheme, but I have a conservative Christian friend, well, friend of my family, that… Read full post »
Beige Supremacy, The New White
This essay will explore the nature of the Latino/Hispanic-African American divide in the criminal underworld (something I consider myself somewhat of an expert about since I have a pair of dividers/calipers in a drawer and I once had a bicycle wheel, with black tires, stolen). &nb… Read full post »
Obama Opens Fly To Iran,Er,Flies To Iran, Opens Can Of Peas
i.e Peas, er, Peace Talks. Don't you just hate the character limit on the Titles here?
****BREAKING NEWS****
Dateline Tehran, Iran
Live feed from CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, Reuters, AP...
The world awoke this morning to astounding news and images. Air Force One secretly flew to Ir… Read full post »
Rick Santorum Wanted To Kill The Beverly Hillbillies
Even as a child Senator-to-be Ricky Santorum was developing his authoritarian ideology. While watching the hit, at the time, CBS sitcom 'The Beverly Hillbillies' Ricky would shoot the TV screen in the Santorum living room with suction cup tipped darts from a toy pistol. Little Ricky … Read full post »
For All The People Who Hate Me...
You know, I've enjoyed coming on here, on OS, and hurting people. I've hurt some of you badly, I hope, in my previous incarnation as Caligula's Nemesis, or whatever the fuck that screen-name was, I can't remember now, because of all the medications (paid for by the government, hah!). … Read full post »
It's OK For The Police To Break Up Occupy Protests
So you've all seen the recent clash between the police and the Occupy Oakland protesters? Before that Occupy L.A. was dismantled, and throughout the country the Occupiers are being prevented from engaging in their violation of laws governing public behavior and conduct. I know many o… Read full post »
Mitt Romney...Virtual Queer Triggers Gaydars
I'm not here to blacken any reputations. I have no skin in the game of Republican presidential nomination races. But I just have to report, honestly, under-reported observations. No mainstream media have run a story, yet, about the reaction of the gay community to ex-Governor Romney… Read full post »
It's OK To Blow Their Brains Out But Not Piss On Them
So you've heard about the most recent 'Abu Ghraib' level scandal involving the US military in Afghanistan? All the decent world is supposedly in shock about a video just released showing a team of US Marine snipers urinating on their dead Taliban victims. Oh, what an outrage!&nb… Read full post »
Why Sex Is Shameful...The Definitive Answer
I'm thinking about family affairs at this time of the year, and the forces that shape all of us. One thing that never seemed unusual to me, until recently, was how often I use scatological language in my posts, and in everyday talk...cunt, cock, pussy, fuck, fuck you. Someone pointed out… Read full post »
Cultural Suicide...Negro Chic
Well, are you ready to be outraged? Have you noticed all those white gurlz, excuse me, young white women, who are miscegenating...coupling with young Negro hoodlum toughs. It's all the rage. I see a lot of that walking through the downtown shopping malls in my 'hood. A friend's wife… Read full post »
64 Billion Dollar Dripping Pussy/Political Question
There are no pussies or wide open beaver tropes on this high minded post. That was just to rope you in. The ponderously SERIOUS POLITICAL QUESTION is simply this:
Because of the tremendous wealth inequality now seemingly baked into the synthetic meringue that is Ameri… Read full post »
Sure Fire Way To Discredit The Occupy Movement
I just read on Fay Paxton's blog about the gearing up of the lobbyists to start counterattacking the Occupy movement. Hmm, I'm thinking of writing a proposal for the American Bankers Association myself with a few 'strategic' ideas for a counter attack that could be put into motion if the Occupy… Read full post »
Sane Reflections On Occupy Wall Street
With all the hullaballoo about the social movement of Occupy Wall Street let's all think rationally for a few minutes before overreacting.
#1 When the movement nominally started two months ago with its catchy slogan of the 99% we all know that it… Read full post »
Bankers And The Rich Make The Biggest Sacrifices
You know, with the financial meltdown of 2008, the busting of the pyramid housing bubble, the bailouts, the continuing instability, etc., a fundamental fact has been forgotten. The obscene salaries and bonuses that the elites in the financial industries continue to ingest, at the taxpayers' exp… Read full post »
The Bus Driver Tried To Kill Me
"Oh God, I don't want to die!"
I screamed that over and over when the bus driver caught me masturbating yesterday morning on my ride to work. The bus driver is a lady and she kept her eye on the rear view mirror as I looked at the amputee porn on… Read full post »
Norway Shooter Is Islamist Agent
You've seen his blond good looks a dozen times by now, peering amusedly over his assault rifle sights, and his valedictorian photo from the Oslo School for Hair Replacement...the latter well known to anti-terror security forces worldwide as the premier beard follicle treatment center for balding jiha… Read full post »
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