For all of the dumb fucks on here some of the back and forth about assassinating public officials, including the President of the United States, may seem like a big joke. My last two blog posts, satirizing that subject, were removed by me at the request of the US Secret Service.  But it's not a big joke for Mr. Barber/Shaver/Karpenter, or whatever alias he now goes by, because all the incriminating emails are stored in a cache, and the circumstantial evidence of Mr. Shaver's possession of an arsenal of firearms, combined with his erudite education, and his endless itinerant travels across the state of Kansas, meeting with and directing subversive groups dedicated to secession from the United States especially through the exercise of their Second Amendment rights, has constituted sufficient 'probable cause' to launch a Federal investigation. Regardless of the time that may take, and its proximal outcome, both Mr. Shaver and I are inextricably linked forever in the US Counter Terrorism data base. At least that is what I have been informed of by the RCMP here in Ottawa who interviewed me about the satrical blog post I wrote on Obama's assassination which I showed them was based on communications from Mr. Shaver which were purportedly satirical.

Another point. The reason this matter is being taken seriously is because no agent, analyst, or investigator from either the US or Canadian governments believes for a moment the cover story that Mr. Shaver is just a 'well informed karpenter.'  As I wrote in one of my last posts, his erudite education marks him as a deep penetration, or 'sleeper agent,' not from the defunct Communist bloc as he would like now to make funny comments about, making it all look so ridiculous, but in fact, because of the Jihadi links he has, he poses a serious terrorist threat to United States security based on his self-proclaimed 'hatred of Amerika,' of 'us', as he puts it in his last post, even though nominally he is one of 'us.'  The critical reader will now ask why Ms. Shaved-pussy would reveal her true feelings and identity in such an obvious way, thereby blowing her cover, with this kind of frank admission of her hatred of the present socio-political-economic and public policy regime of the United States. The answer is quite simple: nanatehay's last blog post was a gambit, or fishing expedition, by which he began the process of identifying susceptible members of the OS audience who could be gradually indoctrinated into hatred of the present day US government and thereby recruited as potential trainees in the Kansan Jihadi terrorist training camps Ms. Shaver directs, like a Black widow spider, from Jihadi Karpentry Central.

A couple of months ago I tried, unsuccessfully, to reach out to Ms. nanatehay, to reassure her/him that all this animus against the US of the Mayan end year of 2012 was just a manifestation of the transexual confusion she has manifested as a result of being constantly exposed to the intrinsic antinomy of drilling holes on the one hand, and filling them with coarse nails, on the other. This diabolical internal mental confusion, transposed to the sexual realm, has unfortunately now motivated Ms. nanatehay to scour the plains and whorehouses of Kansas for a stockpile of high level radioactive waste with which to fabricate a radiological weapon, colloquially known as a 'dirty bomb', as a final gesture of impotent rage with which to strike out against Bugs Bunny, quince muffins, and everything else Amerikans hold sacred.

Nevertheless, Kansas and the Union are safe for the time being because, in order to make all the components of the weapon function properly, it is absolutely necessary to have the secret cabalistic incantations of the seer and OS wizard Jack Heart intoned, in ancient Mayan, over the milling and annealing processes of bomb fabrication. And for those of you who know Jack, you know he would not lower his metaphysical talents to anything beneath the level of a matter-anti-matter munition, at the least, or booting up a Death Star. His loyalties lie with the United Federation of Planets, and thus Ms. nanatehaystack will be relegated to the ultimate degradation of having to strike out at the good folks of Kansas with the filthiest of demonic assaults...littering the highways with the transexually contaminated remains of low-cost, and lowest quality, tampons. For this saving grace we must all voice some grateful and self-abasing thanks to the solid and steadying presence of Mr. Jack Heart, the ultimate safeguard and backstop to the Amerikan way of life...and obesity-induced comas, leading to regeneration on Carousel, from the 1977 landmark epic film, 'Logan's Run.' 

Does anyone think all of this is just a bad joke in poor taste?  Tens of thousands of phony Federal Reserve dollars are now being expended in the preliminary data mining and tracking searches to begin establishing the government case for a successful prosecution. If anyone wants to challenge my version of these events I welcome any of you dumb fucks to try it.  And if a tampon attack, more colloquially known as  'the flight of the Red Wings,' occurs in Kansas within the next few months all you apathetic dumb fucks who thought all of this was just an example of nasty trolling will wake UP!....and a New Order of tightened national security will then be instituted under augmentation of the National Defense Authorization Act that Obama had the foresight and good sense to sign.

One final point. If all of this is complete baloney why doesn't OS just delete my blog for alleged libel and harassment?  Has any one of you dumb fucks considered the possibility that such an action would constitute obstruction of justice, and be deleterious to the building Federal prosecution case?  Well, what doyou have to say you fatbot droids?