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Jeremiah Horrigan

Jeremiah Horrigan
Location
New Paltz, New York, USA
Birthday
February 04
Bio
Former Knight of the Altar, St. Martin's parish in South Buffalo, NY. Old enough to remember ducking-and-covering from the nukes that Sister Jeanne assured us were coming our way, defending Santa Claus until age 10, hating sports, being effectively blind until fourth grade, wanting to fly, escaping to Westchester County for three years, re-escaping to Buffalo for most of high school, escaping to Fordham U to grow a moustache and smoke a lot of oregano-laced pot, escaping school, getting political, getting arrested, getting tried, convicted and released for crimes against the draft. Husband to Patty, father to Grady and Annie. Housepainter, cab driver, idiot, then newspaper reporter in Poughkeepsie, years of freelancing (Sports Illustrated, New York Times, Negligent Mother Magazine) and shameful indulgence, followed finally by 15 more years of reporting, column-writing, some awards, discoveries large and small along the way, including these: Sister Jeanne was full of beans, writing is good for the soul and I'm the luckiest man alive.

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JUNE 6, 2009 2:23PM

Premature Burial: A Future Remembrance of Newspapers Past

I have been asked to contribute something to a time capsule being prepared for burial at the public library in my town. It will be opened in 100 years. Here is my message to the people of the future:
I wrote the following piece on for publication on Memorial Day, 1985. Almost a quarter century ago. It was called "Remembering." Much has changed since then. Much has not: 
 
The tenth anniversary of America's defeat in Vietnam has helped spark a new appreciation of the country's Vietnam… Read full post »

Several recent posts have documented the latest appearences of the notorious hate group known as the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan. Four years ago, the sons and daughters of the Rev. Fred Phelps descended like a latter-day Biblical plague on the college town of New Paltz, N.Y,Read full post »

MAY 9, 2009 8:54PM

Perfect Mother. Imperfect Son

Let me tell you about my mother.

She is 83 years old and she is beautiful.


She's been that way all her life. Let me show you some photos:

Here she is sitting on a picnic blanket, looking up at my adoring father,  the the guy behind the camera. They're not married yet,… Read full post »

You'll hear and see plenty about Jack Kemp the quarterback and Jack Kemp the politician today. You'll see him called all sorts of things by fans and foes alike. My favorite description of him was his own: he liked to call himself "a bleeding heart conservative."

I can testify to that.… Read full post »

Journalism, like every other profession, speaks its own language. Unlike every other profession, journalists speak this language publicly. And though it appears paradoxical, journalese is also a secret language, even, sometimes, to its practitioners. Unless, of course, you've… Read full post »

Master journalist Pete Hamill gave a talk entitled "Our Imperfect Craft" to a group of mostly young journalsits from around the country Friday evening. The occasion was the first Mike Levine Writers Workshop. I don't have a transcript but I do have a few pertinent quotes:… Read full post »

 
That's right, sports fans. The Wall Street Journal hired the 28-year-old right-hander to report on the NY Mets opening day in Friday's Weekend Journal. Called her "a hard-core Mets fan." And here with the play-by-play of her first journalistic at-bat, Mike (The Lip) Mazursky and BRead full post »
The president of Arizona State University has  proposed that ASU change its name to "OSU."
 
Asked by reporters what OSU stood for, University President Michael Crow said he didn't know, that the idea of "re-branding" the university came to him in a dream.

 

Politically correct language isn't the only enemy of clear writing and thinking, though it's probably the most obvious. I'd like to suggest an equally common and less examined destroyer of meaning and thought, namely euphemisms.
 
Here's a favorite euphemism I ran into as a cub… Read full post »
APRIL 1, 2009 10:27PM

CONFICKERED!

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There. That wasn't… Read full post »

This past weekend's front-page focus at OS on the parlous state of journalism held more than a theoretical or ideological interest for me. I'm a newspaper reporter, so there's nothing abstract about the issues surrounding whether and how newspapers will survive.

Everybody has a theory about "the med

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MARCH 15, 2009 12:52PM

AIG to USA: Drop Dead

When it comes to failure, insurance giant AIG had re-written the book. I won't bore you with the financials here.

 
So far, the company is in to you and me for $180 billion. And now it wants to repay us by rewarding, with $165  million in bonuses, the v… Read full post »
MARCH 7, 2009 9:59PM

Brushman, Pass By

There used to be a day when when men went door-to-door selling brushes. They wer known as Fuller Brush men, whether they sold the Fuller brand or not.  And there used to be a day when women -- their brand was "homemaker" or "housewife" -- took a moment from their routines… Read full post »
More than a week ago I decided I'd done enough talking on OS and would instead do more listening. Talking means writing and listening means reading. I'd visit, in cyber-neighborly fashion, the sites of the men & women I'd chosen as friends, to look beyond their most recent posts, a move dict… Read full post »

I recently received a comment from LadyMiko, complimenting me on a post I had written a couple of weeks ago. I was surprised and delighted. My experience since discovering OS three months ago has been that posts have a shelf life of about 48 hours, at most. After that, it's like… Read full post »

Way before Al Gore was giving the world a global warning, The Clash was on the job. That's right -- the bad boys of late-'70s / early '80s rock 'n'  roll, best known for their outrageous shows and angry-young-punk lyrics. Of all the things they stood opposed to -- they were an outspoke… Read full post »
Here's a question for anyone looking to disengage from the dire news of the day: What do Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Tweety Bird have in common?
 
Before you answer "They're all Warner Bros. cartoon characters" or "They were all voiced by Mel Blanc or "Their best performances were… Read full post »

I've decided to take resistanceisfertile's suggestion and post my comment on the Bill Maher Question: Maybe if he  (or one of his crew) had at least acknowledged the scads of comments . . . Here 'tis:

Bill: Welcome to the OS neighborhood. It's not every day that a celebrity satirist/writer/perf… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 9, 2009 11:36PM

Why I'm going directly to heaven when I die

The Catholic Church is bringing back a theological Golden Oldie called "plenary indulgences."

To Catholic Boomers like myself -- Caboomers -- indulgences were nothing less than a ticket to Heaven -- a free pass from purgatory's fires  for you and yours, a bailout for your very soul. Indulgences… Read full post »

My plea (in which I sacrifice my remaining dignity in pursuit of Great Answers)Last fall, I strolled around the Woodstock Film Festival looking like this, my last shreds of dignity forfeited in the name of journalistic inquiry. I'd like to ask the same question of OSers as well.

The first thing most folks said when they saw me coming was "Great question!" The… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 4, 2009 10:22PM

Wanted: CEO. No experience Necessary

That is pretty draconian — $500,000 is not a lot of money, particularly if there is no bonus,”—James F. Reda, corporate consultant commenting in the NYT on President Obama’s plan to limit the size of salaries for executives receiving federal bailout money. 

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"An honest mistake" -- The point from which, once admitted, a politician yearns to "move on."

"To move on" -- The publicly pinioned politician's starkest wish;  to pretend, against all evidence, that what the whole world knows is true isn't so and really, when all is said and done, doesn't matte… Read full post »

Though I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy -- I still don't have a Facebook page, prefer CDs to MP3s, wish snap-brim fedoras would come back in style  -- I have to admit that thing Amazon's been selling a ton of is my nominee for Transformative Technological Piece of the year.… Read full post »

"Any rookie coming into the National Football League has what could be loosely termed his 'welcome to the N.F.L''' moment." - NYT, 1/28/09

In the summer of 1966, I was drafted by the Buffalo Bills and given a one-season, no-cut contract. There was nothing I could do about it, though I… Read full post »