Never Go Full Retard
Choirville BreadInLocker
- Location
- Pennsylvania,
- Birthday
- March 14
- Bio
- If you want to meet a nice woman, go to church. If you just want to get screwed, vote.------------"If a society is to preserve stability and a degree of continuity, it must know how to keep its adolescents from imposing their tastes, attitudes, values and fantasies on everyday life." - Erc Hoffer---------------------- "The urge to save humanity is always
a false front for the urge to rule it" - H. L. Mencken----------------------
"The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the larger centers has owned the Government ever since the days of Andrew Jackson."
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt in a letter to Colonel House, November 21st, 1933.----------------------
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies." - Thomas Jefferson .----------------------
"The refusal of King George III to allow the colonies to operate an honest money system, which freed the ordinary man from the clutches of the money manipulators was probably the prime cause of the revolution." - Benjamin Franklin--------------------Attack an argument, not an arguer - Because an axe-murdering, homophobic Nazi believes the world is round, is not evidence of it being flat.-----------------------"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class thug for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents" - General Smedley Butler in "War Is A Racket."------------------"We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions" - Adolph Hitler (Speech of May 1, 1927)
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Why I love Rock and Roll
Because you never have to grow old?

When a 52 year old is hotter than Kristen Stewart, someone has a painting on a wall getting older.
And why I love Monteverdi:
And a few rare vids:
The Nick of Time
I start a job in DC Monday. Just as things started to look really bleak. But I stopped worrying a while ago, convinced I have a guardian angel that intercedes on my behalf in the darkest hours.
Probably the same one that puts songs in my head. I celebrated by… Read full post »
When the Angels Sing
I don't get Asians. Do they have a Steinway waiting for them in the delivery room or something?
"Here, we just tuned this for you. Let me just wipe off that placenta and blood." Read full post »
What Not To Say In A Job Inverview
US News had a story on interview mistakes that was pretty
informative:
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/50-Worst-of-the-Worst-and-usnews-3658564314.html?x=0
But not comprehensive, so I thought I would repost my list of what
not to say in an interview:
1) Do you have a zero tolerance polic… Read full post »
How Does One Measure Success?
I've been thinking about the age old question of what makes a man successful. Money, power, accomplishment? To love or be loved? Happiness?
There are many who say you aren't successful until you've had an entree named after you, and they may be right, though not eveyone wants to be remembered as… Read full post »
Accountability
Bill Maher went off the deep end the other night talking about education. Granted, firing all the teachers in the Rhode Island school with very bad performance was a wild overreaction, but to say you shouldn't blame the teachers for a bad education is like saying don't blame the builder when… Read full post »
Shiny Happy People Smoking Plants
There was an article in the Times that says the secret to a happy workplace is fire everyone that's not happy.
Granted, you don't want mutineers badmouthing the place and bosses, b… Read full post »
Working From Home
Ah the mythical home work the internet was going to bring us. Nonsense. They just give people laptops so they can work after work and on weekends. Real bargain.
I did get to do some work from home at the beginning of last year when they cut back my hours, but… Read full post »
Millionaires Grew in 2009, Americans Asses Still Bleeding
The number of millionaires increased in 2009, despite a freefall
in the overall economy:
http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/109050/two-job-markets-worlds-apart?mod=career-salary_negotiation
Unemployment rose to 30 year highs, real estate plunged, chain stores went bellyu… Read full post »
Brimley Fights Back

Wilfred Brimley here
I know a lot of you are hurting, with the economy slipping, our prestige damaged, our national security threatened, and our breakfast cereals sweetened. But that's not what I'm concerned about today, and you can probably guess what I am writing about. Pepperjack Cheese./… Read full post »
When Dorks Attack
I've been trying to pitch a show to HBO called, The Baritones. It would be like The Sopranos, only it would follow the lives of the Trenchcoat Mafia. And they wouldn't shake anyone down for money, so much as whine about why everyone picks on them and nobody loves them. Kind… Read full post »
UFOs
I've been watching a series on UFOs I got at a video store a while back. It's entertaining enough, though some of it is really whacked. Like this English guy who says aliens are using him to power mountains. Or how he met Jesus on a craft. He acts sane enough… Read full post »
The Department of Education (Ministry of Propaganda)
There are numerous reasons why high school graduates and college students fail to read and write well. Blame can be attached to the schools for a portion of the reason. The National Educational Commission on Time and Learning found that most American students spend less than half their day… Read full post »
On Effective Writing - Tools of the Trade, Part 1
This may or may not be an ongoing series, depending on whether or not I get bored or a life in the coming weeks.
Today's topic is repetition vs variety. I will be covering an unwritten rule writers use without ever spelling out, partly because they are only half aware of the rule… Read full post »
The King of Shock
Yahoo had a video about Michael Jackson's bodyguards revealing something shocking about the late pop singer, but I didnt bother watching it. I don't know what they could say about him that would be surprising.
He had fucking llamas. The Elephant man's bones. Bleached skin, tattooed… Read full post »
Modern European Language - A Study in Inefishensee
I admit it, I never liked spelling bees. Why? They were a reminder of how idiotic Europeans were in forming languages. Latin was not that hard to pronounce. Or Italian for that matter. Why did they have to fuck it up so badly?
Lets start with the double consonant. Are they ever necess… Read full post »
Gov's Answer for Detroit - Bulldozers
There's an interesting story on Detroit and urban planning
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100308/ap_on_bi_ge/us_downsizing_detroit
It does sound like almost everyone would get a nicer home, they would create more open space, and the rarity of houses would make the value of all existing houses go up.
Music for the Ages
I've been listing to Moteverdi's "Vespro Della Beata Vergine," which translates loosely to "Where's my money, bitch," if I'm not mistaken. It's quite the masterpiece, and the follow up to his powerful "Devi tenere la mano forte mezzano:"
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000057DL/ref=dm_dp_… Read full post »
Oscar Blackout One Big Fucking Yawn
Millions will miss the red carpet gala tonight over corporate rangels, and whoopty fucking doo to that:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_disney_cablevision
I have to hear about these vacuous fucktards everytime I log onto my computer or wait at the checkout line, replete with stories of Brad and Angeli… Read full post »
Online Dating
UPDATE on online ads. I seem to be getting more views in 20 minutes with a 15 year old picture than a week with a recent one. Oh well. I do say its from the 90s, and list the recent ones as such. To be young again.

The Hype Locker
I wish critics and journalists would stop going on about a movie about 30 people actually saw. Should it win awards? How should I know? They don't have an Exton film festival.
I don't remember it even being in theatres. Is closing opening night different in Hollywood than Broadway?
It'… Read full post »
Bad Opening Lines
What's wrong with your face?
Did you bring your wallet, by any chance?
What time is this bar open to, anyway?
Do you have a drivers license, I may need a lift later.
What are your feelings about dating HIV positive men?
Wow, do you see all those colors?
Are… Read full post »
How to Pen the Ineffective Personal Ad
DESCRIBE YOURSELF:
Me - Guy who avoids writing in complete sentences.
You - Girl who likes reading silly profiles.
Two words - Hot Cocoa
Two more words, Butterscotch Sundae
I don't know what that means, but people say I'm kind of a wise ass
like Dennis/… Read full post »
Campaign Finance
With the supreme court removing limits on campaign donations it seems obvious something extreme has to be done with a supermajority writing a new bill altogether. The problem is I dont know who would support it.
What I suggest is $100 max on campaign contributions. In addition a dinner can… Read full post »
Lindsay Vonn

Is it just me or does Lindsay Vonn come off as a serious fucking ditz? Not that that would stop me from giving her a pole, I'm just saying. I get bummed when it rains. She blows a race, breaks her finger, loses medals and she's like, "Oh well. Tommorows… Read full post »
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