What's wrong with your face?
Did you bring your wallet, by any chance?
What time is this bar open to, anyway?
Do you have a drivers license, I may need a lift later.
What are your feelings about dating HIV positive men?
Wow, do you see all those colors?
Are you going to eat that?
If I show you something, will you promise not to scream?
My name's Jim and I'm a convicted felon.
You want to go someplace else? People here are always making up stories about me and my overcoat.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
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Funny stuff!
Hey good lookin, ever date a Republican?
Are you pregnant? Because I'm way into that.
Did you just fart?
What's the age of consent in this state?
You smell like my dogs ear wax, but in a good way.
Our society emphasizes looks way too much, don't you think?
Would you like me to pop that for you?
It took a lot of prayer with my pastor but I' haven't been gay for six months.
Have you heard the good news? Christ is risen.
You look like my mom.
I told her, "I rob them." I didn't smile. She still married me. R
A bit off topic, but wanted to share.
How about..."I'm saving this seat for my sister!"