Ted Zeppelin

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MARCH 15, 2010 6:23PM

What Not To Say In A Job Inverview

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US News had a story on interview mistakes that was pretty informative:
 
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/50-Worst-of-the-Worst-and-usnews-3658564314.html?x=0
 
But not comprehensive, so I thought I would repost my list of what not to say in an interview:
 
1) Do you have a zero tolerance policy on drugs, or is there a little leeway there?

2) When you say a typical workday is eight to five, do you mean people literally show up at 8 in the morning?

3) Do you feel, as I do, that sexual harassment policy in this country is far too restrictve?

4) When you say the job offers two weeks of paid vacation, does that mean a vacation to anywhere, because if that's the case, I'd rather go to Europe than visiting people in New Jersey again, if you're paying for it.

5) When you say you'll do a background check, does that include the sex offender registry?

6) Does checking medical records include psychiatric care or being hospitalized against one's will?

7) When you say "team player" I take it you mean someone who doesn't do a lot of screaming, finger pointing or threats of bodily harm, right?

8) Does your medical plan cover Oxycotin or Xanex? I'd like to know what I'm getting.

9) I didn't notice a metal detector when I came in. Just our of curiousity, how would you prevent someone from bringing firearms onto the premises?

10) What are your disciplinary policies for employees who expose themselves at work?

11) How would you feel about hiring someone that's been convicted of embezzlement?

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Shit, I said all of those things at my last job interview. Now I know why I didn't get the job.
Funny stuff. R
Thanks. They say you should ask questions on an interview. Just not these ones.
"11) How would you feel about hiring someone that's been convicted of embezzlement?"

Well in my experience, if you're going for VP or above, this doesn't matter!! ;)
What Tink said...actually all of these are fine for a CEO. xox
...Or politicians and celebrities these days. Funny! - r-
With your stellar qualifications, you are ideally suited for public service.
That's true. Who has more stellar credentials, other than William Shatner?
Very, very funny. Rated! You know if you are above middle management, these 11 things are almost innate, they are also a prerequisite (except of course for me.)
That's true. I think they get most of upper management from sex offenders registries and AA meetings.
Good advice. I particularly appreciate #2,4,6, and 9...easy to forget.
my son is currently job hunting and almost fell off the sofa laughing whilst reading this. i DID remind him that this is satire...unless he's going for that coveted CEO job, of course. (r)
Best belly laugh of my morning!
If the person who is conducting the interview happens to pick his/her nose, it's probably not a good idea to say, "You gonna eat that?"
Hi Chiorville Bread in Locker,
I am sorry about the many many posts I sent, thats not what I wanted to do, I just thought it didn't go through as the post never registered "sent". But getting back to what you wrote is definitely stellar, it is common in todays times to fill out a questionnaire, but when it comes to the company telling you about their private stuff, back off seems to be the answer. People find out gradually what their bosses have hidden, and other times are downright nasty people to deal with on a interpersonal level. It is really a dog-eat-dog mentality.
If you don't answer that question and you're interviewing for a c-level or VP level position at AIG, they probably toss you out of the pool of candidates.