Silent But Deadly - The Gift That Keeps On Giving. - Ted Zeppelin

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APRIL 20, 2010 4:14PM

Silent But Deadly - The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

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I stopped using whole milk in my coffee because it gives me gas. And not just any kind of gas.

The kind that can win wars and neuter animals. The kind of gas that Homeland Security has nightmares about. The kind that could get you a military tribunal for crimes against humanity. The kind of gas the United Nations considers chemical warfare and the Bush Administration, a weapon of mass destruction. The kind that can ruin pants and destroy relationships.

The kind that has it's own underground elevator stop at the Center for Disease Control. The kind of gas that that could power New York for a month or level a city in Japan. I'm talking about the dreaded silent but deadly. The gift that keeps on giving. The kind that no one wants returned.

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If you could figure out how to harness the energy you'd be a rich, rich man. Whole milk only? not all lactose containing products? I'm in the latter category and when someone makes a 'oh brother' face when I say I'm 'lactose intolerant', I go ahead and say 'yes' to the ice cream, then invite them to sit next to me for a while.

Gabby Abby

April 20, 2010 04:23 PM

You have changed your rhetorical style. Alas.

Flameproof Witch

April 20, 2010 04:28 PM

this made me laugh. we always knew when my dad got up suddenly and started wandering around the house that we needed to open some windows are risk passing out.